A/N Here is Spy Fly. And I said this in the last chapter I posted on my kickin it fan fiction but for those of you who don't read that. My sister started doing online school so it's harder to get time on the computer so updates might be a little slower. Shout out time!
DragonKing19: thanks. And interesting idea if I can find the right moment to do that I defiantly will.
AddaBlack94: Thanks, and yeah it's weird because whenever I watch Lab Rats I can just picture Cassie being in the scene.
Guest: Thanks, and I realize Cassie is little too much like Leo ill try and lighten up on that and It all just depends on the episode on how much time Cassie spends with Chase.
Down in the lab I was doing homework with Bree, Callie and Chase when a fly started flying around Bree.
"What is that?" she asked.
"Bree relax, it's just a fly" Chase told her.
Bree tried to swat it away "Well, why is it bothering me when the foul, ripe stench of Adam is right there?"
"Lucky undies. Nine days in a row, and no lightning strikes- that's science" Adam said.
Couldn't help but laugh at the sight of Bree trying to swat the fly away and that's when Leo came walking in laughing.
"You look ridiculous"
Bree scoffed "Well, yeah, so would you if you had some flying thing attacking you"
"A fly. That flying thing is a fly" I reminded her.
"Would I?" Leo challenged holding out his hand. The fly landed on Leo's hand and Bree looked at it confused.
"How'd you do that?" Bree asked.
"I talk to insects. They call me the fly whisperer"
"They call you something but the fly whisperer is not it" I told him getting up from my seat.
Then Adam came stumbling over "You can talk to flies? Ask him why bees are such jerks"
"Or why ants are so angry" Callie added.
"Guys, Leo's messing with you. That's Mr. Davenports spy fly, he designed it for recon missions" Chase said pulling a small thermos out of Leo's bag. "You see the fly's head is a tiny camera. Leo's controlling the entire thing with a trackball ion this watch" He held up Leo's wrist.
"Is there anything you don't ruin?" Leo asked.
"Nope" Chase said with a smirk. "Leo, I don't think Mr. Davenport would approve of you using his expensive gadgets as toys"
"Well, then, he shouldn't have gone to rock 'n roll fantasy camp. Hello you're almost forty! You can't rock and you're no one's fantasy."
"Can I see it?" I asked and tried to reach for the thermos but Leo jumped forward out of my reach.
"Back off handsy. It needs to charge in its fly hive' Leo told me as he put the fly back in its 'hive'. "I used it all night"
"Wait, you spent all night playing with that stupid thing?" Bree asked.
"Well, half the night. I spent the other half editing the footage" Leo admitted.
"What footage?" Bree asked.
"Well, now that you've asked…" he trailed off going over to the monitor 'I give you the best… of Bree"
A video showed up on the monitor the first slide was Bree snoring, the next one was her with her face squished up against her capsule, then the final one was her kissing the wall.
"I can't believe you, Leo!"
"Hey, it's not my fault you sleep ugly" Leo defended which made me laugh even harder.
At school our health class teacher paired us up and assigned us with a baby to watch. Chase and I were a pair and so was dam and Callie and do not think I won't be teasing her about that.
Any ways, Chase had the baby strapped to his chest as we walked over to Leo and Bree with Callie and Adam following us.
"Hey, guys" Chase greeted.
"Chase, have you been stealing from five year old girls again?" Leo teased.
"Ha ha. It's for health class. We all got paired up and we have to aby-sit a robo-baby for a night" Chase explained.
"So it's you and Chase and Callie and Adam" Bree said saying 'Callie and Adam' with a smirk.
I smirked as well "I know don't they just make a cute little family"
Callie glared at us but didn't say anything because my baby started crying.
I frowned "Aw are you hungry"
"Yes you are my snoogie-woogie-boogie" Chase said sitting down and pulling the baby out of the carrier. I pulled out the fake baby bottle and leaned in bringing it to the baby's mouth.
"Just when I thought he couldn't get any creepier" Bree said shaking her head at Chase.
"It cries when it's tired or hungry" Chase said.
"We have to take care of him because if we don't we'll lose a point" I further explained.
"Which of course we haven't" Chase interjected showing them the score on the baby's back. "And we won't because I downloaded every childcare book available. I even know how to rescue a baby out of an alligators' mouth."
"It happens more often than you think" I said addressing the weird looks on all their faces as I returned the bottle to the baby's mouth.
"So where's your guy's baby, lost it already" Bree asked Callie and Adam.
Callie shook her head "no, Adam has it."
"It's in here" Adam held up his bag showing the baby's legs sticking out. "We named him 'shut your cry hole' that way whenever I say his name, he'll know to stop crying"
"You keep your baby in a bag?" Leo asked.
"Yeah! It's super-toasty, books to read if he's bored, and it's totally safe" Adam pulled the baby out to show it covered in junk. "Oh! You found my gum!" Adam pulled it off the baby and stuck it in his mouth.
"And you approve of this" I asked.
Callie raised her hands in surrender "It's easier if I just let him do what he wants"
Adam pulled the gum back out "And a penny!"
"You two are totally gonna fail this assignment" Chase said as we stood up.
"No, we're not because unlike you two, I know what a baby likes. I think like a baby" Adam argued.
"He's got us there' I admitted.
"Oh yeah? Well, if you two are such experts on babies, why don't we just let the scores speak for themselves?" Chase challenged.
"We really shouldn't-" Callie said.
"you're on" Adam cut her off "I've got a 98. We're only two points behind."
I flipped the baby form it's upside down position "that's an 86 Adam" I corrected.
Then there baby started crying "Aw, its okay 'shut your cry hole" Callie said taking it from Adam.
"Okay, seriously, shut your cry hole 'shut your cry hole'" Adam yelled at the baby doll.
Callie rolled her eyes and walked away with Adam following.
"We are totally gonna win this thing" I smirked. "Let's go" I took Chase's free hand as we walked to our next class.
After class I followed Chase down the stairs, he was holding the baby and was singing softly to it. I rolled my eyes at his cocky song.
"Although that song is very true, why are you singing to the fake baby?" I asked.
"If we're gonna beat Callie and Adam at this we have to make it as real as possible" Chase explained.
"Baby on board" I heard Adam yelled and bumped the trashcan that had Callie sitting on top holding their baby, right into Chase causing him to drop the baby and lose a point.
"Oops" Callie said chuckling.
"You just made us lose a point" I basically yelled.
"Relax Cassie it was an accident" Adam said pulling out a plunger and picking up the baby with it causing us to lose another point. "Here's your baby"
Chase snatched it back and looked at the points; it read 98 "Now we've lost two points! And so should you two, give me your baby" Chase demanded.
Adam took the baby from Callie "No!" he pulled it away just before Chase could grab it "too slow" he held it up in the air and Chase jumped up trying to get it "To short" he pulled it away again "too Chase"
Chase finally grabbed it and the two had a tug of war before Adam and Callie's baby went flying into the vendi machine.
"Oops" I mimicked Callie.
"Aw, da liddle guy musta been hungry" Chase said in a baby voice.
Back at the house Chase came running into my room "what's wrong" I asked laughing a little.
"I can't find the baby"
I sat up "You don't think…" I trailed off as chase and I got up and ran down into the kitchen. Adam was sitting next to Callie at the counter and he was drinking from a baby bottle. With the baby sitting in the fruit bowl.
"What did you guys do with our baby" I demanded as we ran over.
"It's time for its 3:15 bath" Chase said looking at the two.
"Don't worry. He's already squeaky clean" Adam assured us as Callie pulled it out of the dishwasher smirking.
"You put our baby in the dishwasher!?" Chase asked.
"Yeah, we had to. The toilet's too shallow" Adam said.
"Give it" I shouted holding out my hands. Callie handed it over with a smile. I frowned at the soaking wet baby doll as I squeezed the water out of it's ears.
"That's it! You've just declared baby war!" Chase shouted.
"This is so on" I said crossing my arms as we walked away.
After setting up our first act of the war Chase and I sat in the kitchen waiting for Callie and Adam to notice.
"Hey where's our baby?" Adam asked as the two walked in.
"Oh, he wanted a snack" Chase said and I walked over to the giant covered platter and raised the lid, revealing their baby stuck inside a giant thing of jello.
"You put our baby in a gelatin mold?" Callie asked. I nodded.
"Joke's on you. I'll just eat my way around him" Adam said then started to tear into the gelatin until it was free.
"Ha" Callie said taking their baby off the plate.
"Whatever" I rolled my eyes and started to go through the fridge "Where's my Gatorade?"
Chase leaned over my shoulder "It's right here" He pulled it off the top shelf and handed it to me.
"I knew that" I turned back to see our baby missing along with Adam and Callie "Where's the baby?"
Chase looked back over "I set him…" he trailed off when he saw the baby was missing too "Oh no" I set my Gatorade down on the counter before I raced down to the lab with Chase.
"Chase, Cassie, your lazy baby needed some exercise" Adam said "I call this one tether baby" Adam hit the baby sending it towards Callie who hit it as well and they kept going around and around right over me and Chase.
Chase was finally able to grab it when the baby reached the top of the pole. "Aw look… he's bad at sports just like his daddy" Callie teased.
Chase glared at her as he pulled the baby down.
The next morning, It took me awhile but I finally snuck the baby away from Adam and Callie, I ran into the kitchen "I got it… what's all this?"
"The next phase in this war, give it to me" Chase held out his hand.
"Bossy" I muttered handing him the baby, he stuck its head in the waffle maker and pressed down.
A few seconds later Callie and Adam came walking in "Adam, Callie care for some breakfast" I offered. "Chase is making waffles"
Chase held up the crying baby and poured syrup on it then gave it to Adam "that ought to shut his cry hole"
I laughed then stopped looking to Chase "so will you make me a real waffle I'm starved" I asked hopping off the counter.
"Sure" Chase said turning back to the waffle maker.
"Thanks you're the best" I kissed his cheek and picked up the baby skipping off.
While I was eating the delicious waffles Chase sat on the couch with the baby. That's when Adam and Callie walked over "Aw, Chase. Your baby looks cold" Adam said then shot his lasers at it, melting its face. Chase screamed hysterically as he put out the fire. When it was out Chase held up the baby "Ooh, yikes. Talk about a face only a father could love" Callie looked down at their baby and hid its face.
"You did not just laser my baby" I said walking over. I glared at them "This is so not over, let's go" I stomped out dragging chase with me so we could go to school.
"Yeah it's not" Callie shouted as she and Adam followed us.
And it didn't stop there, oh no, they followed us around all day and into the school gym "Look what you did to our baby" Adam said holding it up. "I had to wrestle his arm from a golden retriever"
"Well, thanks to you two, our baby's face looks like Crème Brulee!" Chase argued.
"We're all gonna fail, and it's all because of you two and your disgusting baby" I said crossing my arms.
Callie gasped "How could you, you are so lucky his ears a full of syrup" Callie looked form my baby to me then smacked it out of my hands. I picked it up and looked at the score "uh-oh"
"Uh-oh what? What's uh-oh" Chase looked at the score "Thirty-seven points' He shrieked.
Adam rolled his eyes "It's just a number, my little guy may have thirty six, but I'm still proud of him."
"Chase they have 36 and we have 37" I repeated.
"So if we turn our baby in now we'll beat them" Chase concluded. We then raced to the gym doors with Adam and Callie following Callie dropped to the floor and wrapped around both my legs making me fall to the ground. I squirmed and wiggled around trying to get loose, but damn this girl is strong.
I finally got loose and sat up; Callie stood up and smirked down at me then walked away. I jumped up then jumped on her back, pinning her to the ground. "Ha!" I stood up and smiled triumphantly but stopped when I saw Adam and Chase fencing with the baby's.
"Wait there's a fly on your head" Chase lied. Adam froze and Chase wacked the baby out of his had then grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the gym.
When we ran out side everyone was on the ground, flies were everywhere, and Perry was glued to the wall, I turned to Leo and Bree who were standing beside us "Leo, what did you do?"
"Oh you know, destroying priceless inventions, unleashed a biohazard, hated by all. Typical Tuesday"
I nodded "Sounds about right"
Then Adam and Callie came running out "whoa! Look at all those flies!" Adam said raising the baby to point at them. That caused the fake flies to lift the fake baby doll into the air. "My baby!" Adam shouted.
"Somebody do something" Callie begged.
"Chase , throw your baby up to get mine down!" Adam shouted.
"No way!"
"But it's gonna get hurt" Adam argued.
"Adam it's not real" I told him.
Adam gasped "That is so insensitive. To you he's fake but to me, he's become a little fake person friend who almost never judges me. I was supposed to look after him, and I failed. I failed you, my little cry hole!" Adam shouted up to the baby doll. I almost felt bad. Almost.
"Well I don't care. We're gonna go turn in our baby, which means we'll win and you're gonna lose. Ha!" Chase said and I smirked at them.
"Congratulations, you win, I hope you're happy" Callie said frowning at Adam who was watching this baby and looked like he was about to cry.
"Yeah thanks" I smiled at them again and took the baby from Chase and started to walk away.
"Cassie" Chase said stopping me.
"Oh no, don't you give in" I pointed my finger at him sternly "we are this close to winning"
"Look at him" Chase pointed to Adam.
I sighed "Fine" I gave the baby to Chase and he threw it up knocking Adams baby into his hands and our baby fell to the floor.
Adam hugged it and Callie smiled "Thanks, guys. That really meant a lot to me"
"Especially the part where you totally fell for it" Callie shouted and high fived Adam. Then the two ran to class.
I looked at Chase then the two before we both chased after them.
After school I was sitting down in the lab with Chase laughing "She said we had the worst grades she has ever seen in all her years of teaching" I repeated what our teacher said to us earlier.
"At least we beat them" Chase said.
"Technically we tied" Callie said popping into our conversation.
"Whatever" I mumbled "so is anyone going to go see why Adam has six baby dolls taped to that wall"
We got up and walked over "Adam, what are you doing?" Chase asked.
"I got so lonely I had to adopt six new babies. Meet 'change your own diaper', 'stop staring at me', 'quit whining', 'don't be a baby', 'I said shh', and Ted"
"Why would you get six babies?" I asked.
Adam laughed "Because seven would just be crazy."
"Adam this is ridiculous" Chase said.
"You want one don't you" Adam said smirking.
Chase paused "I'll take Ted" Chase said which caused me to laugh.