Title: One of the Guys

Genre: Comedy/Romance

Crackfic? No.

Pairings: Violet(OC)xKenny

"…And so I told him, 'I ain't your ho!'"

All the guys started howling. "'I ain't your ho,' that's a good one Violet!" Kyle managed between snickers. Violet Rose smirked, adjusting the straps of her pink and blue jumper. "I've got another one too, if you'd like me to," she offered, fixing her brown highlighted hair. Stan nodded, snorting while holding back his leftover laughs, while Kyle and Cartman picked themselves off the floor.

As Violet and the others walked down the street in a horizontal line, there was a certain orange hooded 4th grader who stayed behind them all. Kenny walked slowly behind Violet, listening intently to what she was saying so that he wouldn't mess up his answer to a question. As Violet made it to the punch line of her joke, Kenny's eyes slid down, and as everyone laughed, including Violet, he got a good look at her ass.

Three expected slaps and a kick to the groin later, Kenny sat holding his hands over his balls as Violet chewed him out. Hey, he couldn't help it. She'd been initiated into their group only a week ago, and he'd hadn't had time to "assess" her sexiness. Now that he'd seen it, he figured he could do better. Looking her straight in the eyes, he gave Violet a look of pure boredom. Her piercing blue-grey eyes drew him in, making him lean in a little closer…

…earning him another bitch slapping.

"That's the last time you ogle me, Kenny McCormick!"

Violet huffed and walked ahead of the boys, who were staring at Kenny in amusement. Kyle lifted Kenny of the ground, smirked, and ran over to Violet, Stan and Cartman not too far behind. Kenny stood where he was, proud of himself for finally getting a good look at the new girl. There was one question that was left unanswered for him though: Why'd he lean in?

Kenneth McCormick was never one to fall in love. He was the pervert of the group, the one who was never interested in romance. He'd seen Stan's on-off relationship with Wendy and Bebe's girly infatuation with Kyle. He'd made it very clear that "love" and "dating" and "romance" weren't in his dictionary. Still…

Her blue-grey eyes reminded him of the sky before it was about to rain, all gray and downcast but you could still see the blue. Her hair was a very simple brown, but the highlight made up for it, like grass in the hills. Her blue and pink jumper was unique, kind of like the sour candy canes that Cartman wolfed down last Christmas (he then promptly threw it up).

Maybe he was in love.

Or he just wanted to fuck.

So, drabbles! Yay! First is Violet Rose, the OC of whowants2live4ever. Next will be Anna Wild, the OC of Fawnblaze, and then…

*trumpet fanfare*

…You'll be able to send in OCs! Won't that be great!

Until next time,

1Fortunate Jester

(also known as Tina the Tigger)