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an: ok! so i am NAWT happy with wat sum pplz said about me in the review secton! not nice! ok so sum1 caled me a TROLL! ummmmmmmmm u neva even saw a pic of me b4 idot so how do u no wat i look liek? (Okay, I guess that means she doesn't know what a troll is) hmmmmmm? HMMMMM!/
clue: u dnt!
also, another newsflash pplz, NO1 TALKS WITH PROPRE GRAMAR ON THE INTERNET!. no1 no1 no1! (Almost everyone on this side does) if u do then u r just pathtic. lololololololol u nerds! (Okay, we're all pathtic nerds. That would insult me, if she had spelled it right. No, I guess it wouldn't)
then sum1 said my story waz a joke, or sumthing like that!OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT REEL! its , I DNT OWN THE CHARCTERS1 (Oh, I always thought you had written the Harry Potter books1)
ok, so here is te rest of my storY! (welll da next part :PPPPPP) (:PPPPPPPP Ha! I beat you!)
there waz a boy there! (Oh my god, a boy!) a super super coot boy. (So he was like a bird? Or a superhero? A bird-superhero, like Robin! Oh I love Robin! I watched Batman yesterday, but I couldn't concentrate for I was reading this. And I love Holy Musical B man, I guess that made me love Robin so much, I mean, come on he is adorable! Okay, I will shut up now) he had red haor that kind of went over his eyes, but not REALY. (Er … why not REALY?) He was waring a school robe (and it was a satuday so there wasnt even scool that day! he was sooooooooo dedicated1! (Uhm … okay?)) He looked SUPER SEXIIIII! like so sexy. (Uh …You already said that) He allso had a pare of skiny jeans on! i could KIND of c his bump (ok now get the pic out of ur head becuz thats grosse!) (It has nothing to do with you if I picture that. And you wrote it here so if you don't want people to picture it you shouldn't write that)
"hey how r u?" (Why does he just show up and talk to you he doesn't even know you, does he?) he said. his voice was soooo sexiii! It was liek sum1 had taken melted buter and poured it all down my body! (OOOOHKAYY? That is weird!) sooo sexi. and then i talekd back:
"Good" i said. (You already said that you talked back)
"Thts good!" he said bac (Uh, that sounds kinda boring) and then walked away. I watched him walk way until i seen where he was goig.
"OH MY FUK! HES A GRIFINDOR!" (Okay? I'm a Slytherin on Pottermore, if anyone wanted to know that. And why is she screaming?) i screamed as i through my toast at a gressy hared boi in front of me. (Why do you throw toast at him, just because he has got greasy hair?) he waz realy grosse with greesy hair and pimpels all over his face. (You already said that he has greasy hair and it's not his fault it's called puberty, you dumbass) EWWWWWWW! (Leave him alone!) (He was only a third year tho so i guesse most 3d years go thrugh that problem. well i didnt, neiter did my friend (of course you didn't)(who ull meeet soon i think! lololol (that was a clue 4 the future of the story!1 "WINK WINK!" (Oh my dead-god you are so funny. NOT!)) and evry1 said we had prefect skin! (Why does everyone lie to you?)) –
O, anyway, so after i screamed and though the toast at the grosse boy i stood up and stormed out of the hall. thats when i met my friend, Rose Delcure (she is relatted 2 flere from the movies! she is her first cousin) (You misspelled her name. And Fleur was not just in the movies, but also in the books. They made the movies because of the books. Did you even read them? No, I don't think you did. Bitch)
Rose was very very beutiful (although pplz said that i was prettier (because everyone is afraid that you would kill them if they said how ugly you really are. Bitch)) she had blunde hair tht she wore with bengs over 1 eye. (her left eye so ur rite eye) (What?) she also wore eyeliner (liek kind of thick stuff but not 2 thik. just the perfect ammount. (rose is very good at puting on makup) (How lovely) This day she had on a emo shirt tht said "im emo' with a broken hart. (I would totally wear that shirt. NOT! Die, bitch – god, I love AVPM) and skinny jeans, and coot (She wore a coot as her shoes? Seems legit) shoes. she looked very hawt!
"hi Tahirah" (thts my name! (That's a wonderful name. NOT!)
"hi rose" i siad bac
"how r u" rose said bac (She's stupid)
"good" i said bac
"thats good" rose said bac (That is pissing me off)
"omg guess wat rose!" i scremed (I'll start to say OMG now. I bet everyone is going to hit me if I do that)
"wat" rose said exctiedly (I'm going to kill her. And everyone else in this story)
"i saw a realy coot boi in the grate hall. he said hi to me!" i said (He wants to kill you)
"omg omg omg! wat did he look liek?" rose said jumping on her feet. (He looked like shit)
"he had red hair and it went over 1 of his eyes! and he was wearing realy realy realy hawt clothes! like skiny jeans. his bum was prefect!" i said bac 2 rose (Yes, because it's so important how his bum looks. I hate her)
"OMG! he is RON WEASLEY" (How do you know that? I bet there are more people with red hair at Hogwarts)
(an: oh! yea, i never new rons last name had a a in it!i thout u pplz were ling but i googled it and u where rite! srry, i wil change the title of the story if i can! (You are stupid))rose yelled at me
"who" i asked bac 2 rose (I guess this is not her first year at Hogwarts so how come she didn't know him?)
"he is this REALY REALY REALY hawt emo (I don't think that Ron is emo)tht all the girls LUV LUV too of corse! but whenever a girl tryes 2 talk 2 him heliek dsnt talk bac and he like just walks away! ur sooooo lucky tht he talked 2 u!" rose scramed (I had an obsession with him, but then I watched AVPM and it stopped. I mean I love Joey Richter, but I don't know. It just stopped and then I started to ship Dramione, because of Granger Danger and now I'm kinda back to shipping Romione.)
"OMG!" i scramed (Why? I mean you didn't know who he is about two seconds ago)
"OMG!" rose screamed bac (Die, bitch)
"But wait!" i said stopping scream (Thank dead-god. And now die)
"wat" rose asked (Why don't you just die?)
"hes in grifindor" i said bac with a tear roling down my cheak. (You didn't even know him a minute ago! How do you know that he's in Gryffindor? And why are you crying I mean you met him a few minutes ago!)
"omg! i 4got" rose said bac and she stated to cry 2. (Why? Whyyyyy oh why you left me oh Sandy!)
"he was perfect beside tht 2" i yelled angy (Angy? Hahahaha!)
"i no" rose said bac (Hit me back! Oh, I love Starship!)
so then me and rose went bac 2 the commum room and cut and sat and cired in our beds cause we where sad. (That is just stupid) so we staied there the rest of the day. we even cut ourselfs a little near the end of the day (Didn't you just do that?) becuz it suced. ron weasley semed perfect BESIDES THE FACT THT HE WAS A GRIFINDOR! (That is just stupid. Why are you so stupid? I am just listening to The Coolest Girl. And this is making me angry)
why did he hav grifindor? (Snape loved Lilly, even though she was in Gryffindor – yes, I ship Snilly)
2 b continued! (Fuck you)
tell me wat u think! (It's even worse than before, even though I didn't believe that this was possible. And now I'm listening to Don't Stop Believing. I love that song)