AN: wow. u pplz r ALL RETARTS. if u dnt like mty sorty (The sorting hat in AVPS is called Sorty:D) then DNT READ IT RETARDSS (You are retarded!). k? nawt tht hard. irf u where all as smnart as u say u r then u WULD HAVE RELISED THIS IDIOTS! FUCKING RETARRDED IDIOTS (God I hate that bitch!). all of u!
ok. so leave, NOW if u dnt like it k? its NOT TBHAT HARD! and u pplz dared 2 caled me stupid lolololollol iditos (You are stupid!)
so here is the rest of my story. IF U DNT WANT 2 READ IT LEAVE NOW k? (NEVER!)
PS I will b 13 is kliemk less than 2 weeks so STUFU! (Stufu hahaha!)
Back 2 Tahirahs POV (Fuck you)
i woke up. there was blod all over my close. (Blood was all over your close? Okay)but i didnt care.
"OMG! wat hapened 2 me" i asked some1 who i didnt no who yet. (Okay. That is so stupid)
"u pased out becuz u had 2 much blod loset." said a voice. i turned aronund 2 c tht the voice came from snape, the potition tracher. (The potition tracher! God this girl is so stupid!) usually i dnt liek techers nut asnape (Ass-Snape?) was diferent becuz he understod my suferings and stuff and he was god (Snape is god? Yay! It's about time that someone realises that!) with giving adviece 2 pplz and students who have tuble with other pplz. (I don't think that this is Snape) liek onc i was going out with this other boy but i got boraed with him so i sked snape way2 do (That doesn't make any sense. But I love Snape, she should leave him alone) and he gave me tghe best advice how 2 dumop (dumop! Hahaha!) the guy,. iused it! (I bet you didn't need to do anything. Just be yourself and he will hate you)
"omg! i never did tht b4" i said bac 2 snaep! (What? I don't get it anymore)
"i think u jsut lsot controle" snape said vbac 2 me (He wants you to die!)
"i was very sad" i said bac 2 snae looking at mty cuts. they hrt but the pain felt good on my rists. (That is crap) i remembers ron and wat a basatrt he was and sudenly the pain in my rists wasnt even close 2 the pain in my hart. (That is so stupid. Why am I even doing this?)
"tht BASTARD RON!" i scamred. (I want to scamr, too)
"ron weasley?" snape said bac 2 me (I'm not even going to comment on this)
i loked into his blac eyes. the4y were so sorrowful and sadly looking bac at me. i then noticed how hawt and coot (So he looks like a bird) snaope realy was. (No! NOO! Please no!)
"yes, HES A BASTARD!" i told snape bac and tried 2 b as sexy and hot as posible while doing it. (I bet it didn't work) "hes a grifindonr oh curse hes a bastard" (Lilly was in Gryffindor! Don't hate on Gryffindor, Snape!) snape said bac 2 me. his eys where lokiing at my brests. (No. Just no.)
"OMG! STOP LOOKING AT MY BRASEST!" i scamred 2 snape who locked away fwhen he saw noticed i noticed him loking at me. (That makes no sense at all)
"im sry Tahirah"
("I want to kill you Tahirah," Snape said and took out a knife.
"Oh no! I will die!" I screamed.
"Yes, that's right," Snape replied and then he killed me.)
"CALL MY TAY" i scaremd with impatience (Actually he would call you by your surname, I mean he is a teacher. Oh, sorry I forgot, he's the potition tracher)
"im sry tay, i justn never it was not nan instince (Could anyone please tell me what's that supposed to mean?) but il never doit again. u just look so beautifukl." (No you don't)
i stoped looing so mad becuz snaope was so sweat. SWEATER THAN THAT ASTARD RON AWAYS! (Why is he sweating? Why is everyone sweating?)
"im sry 2"i said bac 2 smaep
"I think ur hot 2" (He's a teacher! And he's also God!) i said bac 2 snape afte he never said anything for a few coule minutes of silecne.
"u do?" snae said and he smiled OHHHH heis smile was sooo sexiiii. and hot,. OMG! i melted. it was like a needle in my hart that wulndt let come out! (I really tried to read this with a straight face, but I ended up falling from my chair, instead)
"I DOO!" i scamred 2 snape. (I can't conceal it Don't you see? Can't you feel it? Say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!) he smilesd again. THAT SEXUIII SMILE! OMG!
"will u kiss me?" snapes said bac 2 me (NOOOO! What the fuck is wrong with that girl?)
"yes!" i scarmed and ran and kissed nsape. he tasted soo good. (Ew)
"Uyums!" i said after we finished kissing for a ouple hours (How is that supposed to work? Snape is a teacher, doesn't he have something to do? And where the hell is Madam Pomfrey?)
"u taste good 2" snape said bac 2 me
"u 2" i said bac 2 samep (You already told him that)
"and dnt wrry. ill fail tht bastard ron on his next test. (What and awesome teacher) no1 breeaks ur hart and gets awaty with it!" snape screamed in a sexy voice of dewath and sorrow. (Okay?) oHHH THAT VOICE. (OKAY?)
"OMG! thank amzing bf!" i said bac 2 snape
"im ur bf?" snape said bac 2 me smiliny sexily at me. (You don't want to be her boyfriend)
"YESSSSS" i screamed (You don't have to shout at him)
"yes yes yes yes yeas! u r such a god kisser u wil make sucha good boyfriends!" (I bet she has never had a boyfriend) i wwthen waved gb 2 smnape and huriedb off the ofice.i waled up the dungeosn until i was in the greate halls. (I thought she was at the hospital-wing. I guess I didn't get what happened)then i felt liek fgoing 4 a broomstick rice (I bet that doesn't taste good) becuz quittish trilas where coming up soon nad it would b good 2 practice. but i allready new i wuldm make it becuz im the best flier in the school (And what about Harry? Bitch) becuz we had tests jsut 2 weweks ago 2 c who was rth e best and i got first and ron (THT BASTARDS!) got second and rose got 3rc. so iwent 2 the broomstick room and opned the door and rthen!
I SAW RON KISING hARYR POTERES (another BASTARDY FGRIFINDOR)s dick! (Who is hARYR POTERE? And I still ship them as long as he's not dating Tay)
"EWWWWWWW u homsexuels" (Uhm… No, that's not offending at all) i sccaredm! and ran way (an: its not nice 2 call gay pplz gayso u r supsoe 2 call them homosexuels becuz they kliek it more. (No, they prefer when you shout "EWWWWWWW u homsexuels!") were learning about this in schol. (I bet they didn't teach you how to spell correctly) personaly i dnt c why calling gay pplz gay is so rong but i want 2 be etical in my story (You failed. But you also fail at life, so that doesn't matter anymore) so i tohught it was beter 2 do the story liekb thios insted! (You shouldn't have done the story at all)
I herd ron coming chasing behnd me but i an fater and gaster (KILL HER! KILL HER, RON!) until i reched the stairs.
"STOPICUS!" (It's still better than Enoby's (or is it Ebony, I'm not sure) "Crookshanks!") some1 scramed beghind me and i was stuck becuz i culdnt move.
"OMG U FCKING BASTARD!" i scarmed at the top my lungs. girls where looking at me frm steps above but i just tokld them 2 fuc themselvcws. i wasnts in the mod for sily teenage dama. (And this story is not just stupid teenage-drama?)
"kET ME GO!" i sacremde. (Okay)
"NOT UNTIL U LISTEN 2 MY SSDE OF THE SOTRY" i herd ron scarem
"NO ASTARD!" i scaremd bac at him. (Ass-tard? Hahaha!)
"2 bad bitcvh" i herd him screem 2 me. (YAY RON!)
"OMG U R SO FUCING RUDE!"i scamred bac 2 him. (Have you ever heard yourself talking?)
"DEEL WITB IT WHORE!" heb screamed bac 2 me. (I love you, Ron! And now kill her!)
"OK BUT HURY!" i scaredm bac 2 him
"Im getting swore!" (You're getting swore?)
"Ojay, her is my side of teh story" Ron started (We already know that! There was this stupid !RONS POV!
2 b coninued! STATING 2 hEEAT UP! (tell me wat u think. IF U DNT LIKE IT DNT SAY ANYTHING K!) (But I want to tell you how much this sucked!)