Thank you all so much for reviewing. I know, it's been ages.

Disclaimer: I own whether this (YAY!) nor Harry Potter.

AN: SHUT UP! if u dnt like the story DNT READ IT! (She's got a point. But I love commenting on this shit) im not hanging my tryping style 4 u IDITS! (You're hanging your typing style?) i have beter thing 2 do than 2 listen 2 u fckers bitch and mon abut a stroy they DNT EVEN LIKE! if u dnt like it DNT READ IT FCKERS. (Stop calling us fuckers! Oh, wait, she called us fckers so I guess it's alright)

ugh u pplz r disgusting annoying. and stop caling me stipid. (No) im not the 1 going arund reding storys i dnt like. (No you're the one who is writing them) thTS U MOTHFUCKERS! (Stop insulting people!)

O, and i hav nuthin aginst gay pplz. tahirah was just surpried tht harry and ron where bisexuals so she jmped 2 conclsion. she ist agint gay pplz she was just shoked. DUH! (Why the hell didn't you say that in the story? You should have written something like 'Tahirah was so surprised that Harry and Ron were bisexual.' It's not that difficult)

so, here is the next part of my stry! i hoe u liek it. (No)(if u dnt like it THEN DNT SAY ANYTHINGN AT ALL. dint ur mother say if u dnt hasve sutmhing nice 2 say DNT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL? yea, so STFU gayz/ (No, you have nothing against gay people! You are trying to insult us by calling us gay! DUH!

"imlistning" (That's not a word)

i shuted at ronwho was stil a few stets belo me on the srtarecase. (Run Ron! Run while you can!)

"ok. here if my story" he said bac 2 me and a single ter roled down his face. he was soo coot. sudenly i wasnt so mad at him anymoer. (That's so god-damn stupid! And Ron run away!)

"ur so sexy" i whisperd 2 myself. (Yes, keep telling yourself that. We all know that it's not true. Oh, you meant Ron? Why don't you say HE is so sexy?)

"wat?" he whispered loudly (Yes, because that is possible. Well, in this story it is)bac 2 me.

"i didnt say anything BASTARD!" i scaremd bac 2 him. continuye ur motherfucing story aswhip. (What the hell is that supposed to mean? No, seriously, could anybody please tell me?)

"ok bitch i wil" he scaremed bac 2 me. (GO RON!)

"afte ru said tht mean thing 2 me (an: go bac 2 chapte wat she said (I have no idea what she said, but I don't want to go back to chapter three, just because you told me to)) i felt so emo. i was cring 4 a lung (That can't be healthy)

time by myself. then finaly i walked up 2 the casle by myself. i was going 2 cuyt. thts when harry comfarted (*gigglesnort* comforted)m and asked me if it was tru tht i was going out with a slitherin. No, he shouted at you and whipped memories by using some shitty spell. And you thought he was hawt)

"THT BASTART!" i scaredm (He's not a bastard. His parents were married, weren't they?)

"let me dfinsed" ronn sad bac 2 me (Dfinsed?)

"ok so afte tht i noticed how hawt hary was." (If he's talking about Darren Criss – he's probably not – I agree. And if he's talking about Daniel Radcliff – he probably is – I agree, too)

"OMG! u bbetaingbastard!" i yeled 2 ron. and i kiced realy hard and the corse tht was hoding me let do. i was freso i started 2 run.

"ROPKABRAV" (What the hell kind of spell is that?)

ron scaredm behind me and i felt rops all over me and ting me up. (Oh, that is what it does. And kinky)

OMG tht bastard! (She could say that to him instead of just thinking it)

"u wil klisten 2 the rest of my stry!" he said 2 me.

"fine bastart2" i scdamred bac 2 him and gave him the midle finger except i culdnt becuz i was ropd up so i jsut pertnded i gave him the midle ginger. (Why does she give him the middle ginger? I pity that guy)

"so then i kised harry." ron said.

"OMG OMG OMG! U GYA EMO!" (YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE!)

i scared 2 ron.

"im bisexuel!" ron sad 2 me.

i stoped wigling.

"OMG!" i scaremed

"bisexuels emos are SOOOO AWT AND COOT!" (AND GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD? God, I hate this person!)

ron smild

"thnkz" he said 2 me with his sexii smile on his mace. (Er?)

"com kis me!" i shuted 2 ron.

"ok" he said bac 2 me.

so ron ran up 2 me, withis sexi hot red emo har and sexi smil adn rthen skised me pasionelatly. we frnch kised 4 a wile on the stares. a few yupinger grls stared at us and gave us grosse loks but i new they didnt understod. they werent in love liek i was. then, rite in the halway ron stated 2 go up my shit. (OH MY GOD! He went up your shit? I would run away now)

he feled my bobs (You have Bobs in your shirt? Poor Bobs)

and played with them 4 a litle bit. (He played with the poor Bobs?)

"OMG! RON!" i scamed in hapiness. he was talking of my emo bar. (What the fucking hell?)

"i want u 2 fck me!" i tod him! (No one was expecting that)

"ok" h sad bac 2 me. but, just then wen he finaly got my bra takn of ... (So you mean he was too stupid to take off your bra?)

"AVARD KABRVA" su1m scarmed behind us. (Yup, that makes sense)

"OMG U BASTQRD U KILED RON!" i sacmred. (NOO! Why didn't you kill her?)

"tay i did it 2 pertect u." i lokd dwn 2 c snap saying there with HARRY POTER. (YAY, RANDOM CAPS LOCK!)

"potter u BASTARD!" i scarmed

"u sertuced my man" (What the hell?)i scarmed agin.

"BITCH" he yeled bac 2 me.

"tahirah i thot i was ur man" (Poor Snape. Well, no, it's better that you're not her man! Consider yourself lucky, Snape)

snape said and a smal tare ran dwn his face.

"im boared with u no snape becuz ron is bisxuel and luv bisexuel." (That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard)

"well ron is now ded" snape sadi 2 m,e.

"noooooooo!" i scamed (I thought you already knew that?)

snape laugde but hary had a small tare reun dwn his dface.

"i luved ron" he said. (Then why didn't you kill her, Harry?)

"stfu poter" snape said 2 harry.

i looked into harrys eys. they where so blac and hawt and emo and coot and sexi. (Your boyfriend just died. And Harry killed him!)

"OMG! hary u r so sexi" i shouted and ran downstars 2 him.

"wht abut me tay?" snape sad 2 me with a ter coming dwn his face.

"ur grosse and stopid" i said 2 snape becuz he desved it. he atacked ron. (DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT WAS HARRY?)

"u realy lik me?" harry said 2 me.

"yes" i said bac 2 harry.

"lets go 2 hogmed" (where?)i said

"k" harry said

2 b contined (tell me wat u think! unles ur rud( (Well, then I'll keep quiet)