The Simurgh sat on her golden throne, watching the pawns move.
Bored, Bored, Bored.
There had to be something interesting going on...
What, did everyone decide to take a day off? Was the world not ending? Did Scion take back all his Shards and commit Seppuku?
Gah, screw this. Time Travel shenanigans are go.
Golem punched down, and Grue was struck by one thousand diamond fists of fury.
Snarling, the villain lifed his hand, and shoot tqo orbs of darkness at Golem.
The first hit him in the face, blinding him. The second exploded on Tecton's fist.
Rushing forward, Tecton activated his gauntlets, and hit one of Racheals dogs with the force of a planet-shattering earthquake.
A sudden chainsaw to the back informed him of Imp's presence. Tecton chocked out a warning, and Annex burst out of his costume, and into Imp's.
Imp blushed, and Regent immediately started moving Annex like a puppet, moving him out of Imp's costume. Annex then began punching himself in the face.
Cuff rode in, leaving a big floating trail adamantium chains beneath her as she moved. She rode in to smash Regent, but was interrupted by one of Bitch's hounds developing teleportation. Cuff gathered the adamantium around her, created a suit of power armour, before punching at the dog. The dog teleported behing her, then above her.
Cuff sighed, and shifted the adamantium into a bone shape. The hound began chewing on it, leaving Grace to go fight the other Undersiders.
Tattletale watched the battle, then turned to the audience.
"See, Fanfiction Dot Net? Powers here are bullshit. Can I go somewhere less overpowered now, author?"
No.
"Fuck you."
An anvil appeared from nowhere, dropping onto Tattletale's head, knocking her out.
"Actually, that would kill m-"
Knocking her out.
"Shutting up now."
Good. Now onto the main attraction.
A swarm of bees fought a swarm of butterflied. A swarm of spiders fought a swarm of... more butterflies.
Outside the two swarms, Bitch and Grace stood.
"You can't even see them in there." Said Grace.
"Yeah." Agreed Bitch. "They must be beating the shit out of each other."
Inside the swarm, a battle raged.
It was an epic battle, with much dodging and attacking and counterattacking. A battle so epic, that to put it into words would do it shame.
The battle lasted ages, before the mighty hero fell.
"Oh, that's just bullshit!" Declared Weaver, as she threw the controller at the screen. "Fuck you, Dark Souls!"
"I still have no idea how you convinced Ziz to let you have that during this." Replied Skitter.
"Probably hoped that I'd try hit you when I got frustrated enough."
"Are you going to do that?"
"Nah. Not when we could go out, claim we have an agreement, and take everyone out for Ice Cream."
"Brilliant idea. Who's paying?"
"Regent, I'd say. He's going to be making jokes the entire time about threesomes and twin fantasies, so let's empty out his wallet."
"Sounds good."
The two walked out of the raging swarms.
Grace looked at Weaver. "Please tell me you didn't turn evil again. I still have arachnophobia from the last time."