"Well." Said Leet. "That went well."
Uber paused to glare at his friend, then went back to trying to take off the Kamui replica.
"I mean." Leet explained. "We managed to pay out all the damages with the donations we got from this stunt, put a few trillion to The Project, and still have enough left over to live like kings for the rest of eternity."
Uber sighed. "Yeah, yeah."
"Hey, it's not my fault that Broketsu tried to eat me when I put him on. And I promised to make it up to you."
"How?"
Leet grabbed a blueprint from the wall, seemingly at random, and showed it to Uber.
There was complete silence for a minute, before Uber grinned.
"All is forgiven. Sorry for doubting you."
"No problem. Now, pass me that wrench."
"Leet, my friend, you have outdone yourself."
"Really?" Asked Leet. "I think I could have done better."
"No, seriously, this is the better then that time you made actual Pokemon." Uber remarked.
"I wonder who took those Poocheyena..."
Meanwhile, on the other side of Brockton Bay, Bitch sneezed
"Never mind that." Said Uber. "Now, let's get this thing moving!"
Leet smiled, and pressed a big red button.
The Evangelion stood.
Armsmaster looked at the giant robot, which was currently ripping Dragon's attack zepplins out of the sky.
"Challenge accepted."
"Didn't we wreck Armsmaster's Jaegar when we did Gundam?"
"He had two. The Endbringer-sized one, and the Endbringer stomping one. We wrecked the Endbringer-sized one."
"Ah."
"Speaking of which, were's Miss Militia?"
There was a sudden explosion, and something walked out of the resulting inferno.
"Never mind."
"I didn't know she was a Gunbuster fan."
Armsmaster looked at Miss Militia.
"Stop encouraging them." He commanded.
"You're fighting them in a Jaegar, and you're getting mad at me for encouraging them?"
"What's a Jaegar?"
"..."
"What?"
"This is so freaking awesome." Said Uber, smiling. "Totally makes up for the Kamui."
Leet smiled. "What did I say?"
"That I'd get to be Gamago-"
"About the Evangelion."
"Oh. Never mind."
"...Am I the only one who can hear the Imperial March?"
"Turn that off Regent." Demanded Skitter.
"No." Countered the son of Heartbreaker. "Fuck you."
"Do what I say, or you won't be able to have kids."
"I wouldn't be so certain." Replied Regent smugly.
"Why not?" Asked the bug controller.
"Uber and Leet's new project? It's biological." Regent clicked his fingers, and the Evangelion turned to Skitter.
"...Oh, come on."
"Don't worry." Said Leet. "I was prepared for this eventuality."
Smiling he pressed a button.
"And since you can't kill me now, Grue, I have something to tell you."
"What is it?" Grunted the former leader of the Undersiders.
"Well, you see, me and your sister-"
The Evangelion roared, and went berserk.
Regent looked at it for a moment.
"...Well, there goes my control."
"What was that about my sister?" Asked Brian.
"Shit."
"Sweet! We aren't under his control any more!"
"What did I say, Uber? I prepared for everything."
Uber and Leet smiled for a moment, before Uber turned to his friend.
"So... How do we put this under control again?"
The smirk on Leet's face was replaced with one of dawning comprehension.
"...Maybe not everything..."
Miss Militia looked at the rampaging beast.
"Hey Armsmaster? I've tried everthing I can think of-"
"You have done nothing."
"-And nothing's worked. We may not make it out of here."
"Don't you dare."
"I'm sorry, Armsmaster, this is the only way."
"I'm docking your pay."
"Tell Velocity I'm sorry."
"You started dating him just to make these moments more dramatic, didn't you."
"Goodbye, Colin."
"I'm going to take a nap."
Miss Militia ran at the Evangelion, and pressed the self destruct.
Armsmaster shrugged, and went home.
"Well." Said Leet. "That went well."
Uber paused to glare at his friend, then went back to trying to take off the Plugsuit.
"Alright, I screwed up there." Said Leet. "But I'll make it up to you. The Project is already half done, and I have the perfect idea for what to do to make it up to you."
Leet grabbed a blueprint off the wall, and showed it to Uber.
"...Barbie?"
Leet's eyes went wide in horror, and he quickly stuffed the blueprint behind his back.
"No. That's not it. It's... This one."
Uber looked at the second blueprint for a moment, before smiling.
"Now, we need to work out the finer details-"
"No Chyssalids."
"-But I think XCOM would be perfect for our next project."
Uber smiled. "Well, let's get to work, Bro."