"Class please welcome our new transfer student, you can come in now!"

Saburo sighed to himself as he walked into the classroom. It has been a day since he had gotten his gigai and had applied for school. And now he was walking into a classroom wearing a white button up and brown pants.

"Please introduce yourself, name and hobby please."

Saburo nodded and turned to face the class, "Hello, my name is Saburo Takeshi and I enjoy," He obviously couldn't say sparring with shinigami, "kendo and learning about medicine."

There were a few looks he got from that and he could swear he heard the thoughts in their head, He likes swords and healing?

The teacher smiled and clapped him on the back, "Good good, go sit behind Kurosaki-san. Can you raise your hand please?"

Two girls raised their hands, the black haired girl from yesterday and the girl from his dreams, "Ah, I meant to say Kurosaki Karin."

The other Kurosaki dropped her hand and sent a sad smile at Saburo. Saburo made his way to sit behind Karin, feeling almost sad himself.

I couldn't even get a seat near her! Is there anything I don't fail at? Wait, I just realized something. Isn't what I'm doing considered stalking?

Yes, yes it is. You're just a little creep aren't you?

I'll smack you.

He sat down behind her and leaned forward in his desk, painfully aware of the obvious stares of his classmates.

"He's kind of cute..."

"He looks weird..."

"He looks like a punk..."

The teacher frowned as he looked at the clock, "I have to get to a meeting so free study until I get back." He smiled at the class and left the room.

Saburo sighed and closed his eyes, Teachers can do that? Leave a group of children to study without supervision? Seems almost lazy...

You got that right, almost reminds me of this little brat I know, oh hey that girl wants to talk to you.

Saburo opened his eyes to see the girl, known as Karin Kurosaki looking back at him.

"I saw you at the soccer field, standing next to the other spirits. What I want to know is who you are and how are you in a human body." The way she said it sounded more like a demand than statement.

"I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Can you elaborate, or expand on that please?"

She looked almost mad for a second, "Using big words won't confuse me, I'll get my answers no matter what. You might as well tell me now."

My god, she is headstrong...just like Ichigo.

"Fine, I am a super powerful agent of Seireitei who's sole purpose in life is to attack evil spirits from harming the innocence of the good ones. Happy now?"

Karing growled, "How can I believe something so stupid and impossible?"

A cough was heard and Saburo looked up to see the other Kurosaki, "Hi, I'm Yuzu Kurosaki. It's a pleasure to meet you, Takeshi-san."

I smiled, I am incredibly nervous right now, "H-Hello, just Saburo is fine."

She smiled, "Okay then, you can just call me Yuzu then. I was wondering if you knew your way around school?"

He shook his head, "Nope, I just got here, I don't even have a place to stay yet!"

How did it get like this? I could swear I was just in class and now...

"Welcome home Second Son!" Cried out an energetic man as he jumpe through the air towards me. A fist blocked his path and it almost seemed like his face folded over it. He landed on the ground and got up, his cheek puffing out and a large red mark appearing.

I'm in a house full of crazy people...

"Oi, you look familiar." Stated the orange haired substitue shinigami Ichigo Kurosaki. He stared down almost knowingly at him making Saburo shift his feet nervously.

"Ah, I don't think we've ever met. My name is Saburo Takeshi, and I guess I'll be living with you for a bit."

He frowned, "Urahara declined you?"

"Would you want to live with him?"

Ichigo grinned and made a 'AH' sound and walked away towards the kitchen where he appeared with a glass of water. He tilted the glass up, "For young Saburo, we will remember him dearly." And with that he walked away, heading upstairs.

"I had a feeling he was completely serious."

Karin nodded sagely, "Good luck, you'll need it." She left and headed upstairs as well.

The father, Isshin Kurosaki, was now hugging a gigantic wall size photo of a woman, "My Dear Masaki, we now have another son! Our family is growing so much!"

Yuzu smiled as she watched, "Well I'm going to start on dinner, have fun Saburo-kun."

A month of this? I'll be lucky if I don't become insane.

Be careful what you wish for, stupid brat.