A/n: This is the fastest I have ever updated something! :) I have nothing better to do than update my stories, read other fanfiction, and review other stories. If you like my stories, please review! They help me update faster. Anyway, here's chapter 3!
Chapter 3: Tell Him That Clarisse is Outside Waiting to Pulverize Him.
Cabin 3 was dark and quiet, expect for the sound of Percy's snoring. He missed breakfast, and lunch was going to start in fifteen minutes. The Trio, also known as Jessica Alvarez, daughter of Poseidon, Connor Stoll, and his older brother, Travis Stoll, sons of Hermes, were inside the cabin, whispering. Or at least trying to.
"He's still sleeping. We've been sitting here for an hour, trying to wake up that son of a fish, but he hasn't moved. Well, technically he has, if you count when he farted," said Travis.
"My butt's getting sore," complained Connor.
"How can your butt be sore if you're sitting on a soft, cushy bed?" asked Jess. Connor just shrugged. They sat there, for another five minutes, arguing, about how a bed could make your butt sore. Percy mumbled in his sleep. Something about princesses, peanut butter, and blue chocolate chip cookies.
"Hey, I got an idea! Why don't we make a list?" Jess suggested.
"What type of list?" Connor and Travis asked at the same time. They glared at each other for a while.
"A list of ideas to wake up Percy. This happens everyday, and with the list, we can cross out things we've already done, add new things, and try them out on him."
"Seems like it might work," Connor said. They 'borrowed' a pen and some paper from Percy's backpack, and started making their list. For another ten minutes, they argued about what things would work, and what wouldn't. Then the conch shell rang for lunch. They argued again about either waking up Percy, or leaving him there. They left him there.
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After lunch, the trio went back to the Poseidon cabin, ready to try out one of their ideas from the list. The first one was: Tell him that Clarisse is waiting outside to pulverize him.
They entered the cabin, to find Percy in the exact same position as before. Only this time, there was a bit of drool on his pillow. Jessica made an ick face.
"Ready to try it out?" Jess asked the other two. They both nodded, grinning.
"Hey Percy," No answer.
"Percy," Jessica said, a little bit louder.
"Percy!"
"Wha-" Percy asked, rubbing his eyes.
"Clarisse's really, really, really mad at you cause you were sleeping and you left her to teach the sword fighting class by herself."
"Then why hasn't she come to drag me out of bed, tie me to one of the dummy's and use me as a punching bag?"
"Because she's outside, waiting to drag you."
"In that case, I'll go back to bed." Percy said. He was snoring before he hit the pillow. The grins on the twins vanished as Percy fell asleep, again.
"Well, that was a fail…" said Connor.
"Yeah," Travis and Jessica agreed.
"What's next on the list?"
A/N: I'm off to right another chapter for this story! It's so much fun to write! :) I reread this chapter, and I just realized how many times I used the word 'argue', but I'm to lazy to change it. I'll probably change it later… Anyway, if you liked it , review! ~candy123
P.S. I made references to some of the books. Whoever can match the books to the reference first, gets to help me write another chapter! If you don't want to write a chapter for my story, you will earn a shoutout in a later chapter. ~candy123