This is unedited so far, but I finally updated!

Ed sprinted back home from work, the few passerby's just looked at him and shrugged. He had a plan and by god, it was going to work! It was strange that he was so excited about finding out about this guy, The Master, and what his ultimate plan was, obviously to destroy earth or something like that, but why?

Running through his front door and sliding across the oak flooring Ed came into a stop in front of his computer.

"Ok, now time to freak out some people!" flopping down in his black leather office chair Ed hacked into Torchwood's main site and clicked onto the icon saying new massage while glancing at the number count of how many people were on the site currently.

"17..ok more than I wanted but that's ok."

He started filling in the message info.

Name: Fullmetal

Subject: kicking the guy blocking the sun over my home's ass.

Massage: Hi, I thought it a good time to come out. Why? Because I'm bored and want to save some people's lives before shit hits the fan. Yes, I know who you are and...umm,

Ed stopped to think about what he should say, he didn't really think that much into it.

I know about aliens Exc. I know about The Master, and I can already tell he is an ass. So I'm going to help…I do not know why I'm telling you this, I didn't really think that much far into the letter so, ya.

Fullmetal.

Ed smirked and pressed send, knowing full well that it will send to every person that knows about Torchwood and in all honesty he didn't care, you find after dying a couple hundred times that hey! Why not live a little?

Instantly a screen popped up showing a large group in front of the screen huddled to see and to be seen. Then another showing a woman with a kid and then another with a red-haired lady.

"Who are you?"Asked the man in front of the large group's screen. Ed frowned, he didn't like being hacked into. But at least he knew they couldn't see him, smirking he responded typing into the chatbox.

I'm the guy who's going to help.

He heard the ding on the other screens as they got the message, a woman in the back of the large groups screen read it aloud.

"I'm the guy who's going to help. You can't help! They got The Doctor, and Jack! They killed the president!" the other people nodded in agreement. Ed was really tempted to tell them that there is no such thing as a president but decided not to. 'oh Torchwood would have a fit..along with the rest of the world, I should keep that secret"

Finally the red headed woman spoke

"I appreciate the offer to help but, I don't think you can, sorry."

Ed scoffed at that, getting irritated at the people, and decided to cut the conversation short. He may be hundreds of years old but certain people still annoy him.

Tata.

Logging off of his computer Ed swiveled around in his chair and looked out of the window.

"At least I warned them, now, how to get up there?" glancing over at the far right door that has remained closed since his arrival in this flat, he smiled warmly, age showing in his eyes, "Long time old friend" standing he walked over to the doors and opened them a gust of wind coming out.

~~On the ship~~

"I can't decide whether you should live or die, oh you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry!" the booming voice of The Master sang spinning the Doctor around in the chair.

Suddenly there was a flash of golden brilliant light causing him to blink and in that blink was all the time it was needed for a young man to appear.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Shrieked the teen

"Eeeehhhhhh?" yelled Master

"OVERLOAD!" yelled the teen again, everybody just stopped and stared at the strange teen who suddenly started slapping himself.

"How did you get on this ship?!" the Master asked grabbing the weapon in his pocket

"Hey, do you have a hamburger? That would be nice…with chocolate sauce!"

"Do you not fear me!" yelled the Master, Ed nearly shrugged and sat down next to who he presumed an old man in a wheelchair.

"Nope," turning to the man next to him "Hi, I'm Fullmetal. You wouldn't happen to know where a man named Jack is would you?" the Master fumed.

"You shall fear me mortal!"Setting the sonic life(I forgot what it is called so sonic life) to 30 years in the future he pointed it at Ed. Everybody held their breath expecting the teen to age.

But nothing happened.

Infuriated he changed it to 80 years.

Nothing.

"what form of trickery is this" demanded Master. Ed clapped his hands and laid them on the table, suddenly the man was caged in wood.

"Like I said before, I need number 1. Jack whoha…I really should remember the rest of his name. 2. The Doctor 3. Some woman's parents 4. The man who parked this thing to move it a couple of yards to the left, you're blocking what little sunlight I can get, and my flowers are dying. And 5. I would really like a hamburger with chocolate sauce."

Everybody just stared at the young man, an old gruff cackle filled the air coming from the old man.

"I like you, only one on this dang ship who has a sense of hummer" Ed cheered patting the old man on the shoulder. Something in the corner of Ed's eye caught his attention. "What are you doing Master?"

"I'm going to kill you." With that, the master raised the sonic life and pointed it at Ed 1,000 years ahead. Most people in the room tensed. Master pressed the button.

Ed glanced at himself. "Nope nothing, maybe 5,000?" the man in the cage fumbled with the device, then pointed it once again at Ed.

"Nope, nada, zero, zilch." Masters face was becoming an amusing purple. Everybody froze though when he set it to "Death" and pointed it at Ed.

Yep, that worked.

Ed fell to the ground motionless. Dead. A triumphed smirk plastered on the attacker's face, but then an arm twitched then a leg, the smirk was fading. Suddenly Ed sat up gasping.

"WHAT A RUSH!"

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! WHO ARE YOU!" suddenly round orbs appeared in the room

"Ahhhh cute! You called your friends finally" suddenly blades came out of their sides "Ok, not so cute anymore"

Suddenly there was a gunshot, and a woman in a red dress holding a smoking pistol.

"NO! Ed ran to the cage immediately making it go away there was a glowing behind him but that didn't matter. "Why did you shoot? Why did you shoot him!" he demanded grabbing the gun from the woman who was crying, and then another sob broke through the room.

There was the Doctor holding the Master in his arms whispering things to him, Ed caught on to some of the Masters week replies.

"They never stop, the drums"

Ed looked away from the scene, reminded too much of his past,

"goodbye Ed, take care of your brother"

"Goodbye son'

"Big brother?'

"Brother!" the voices echoed in his head. Forgetting about what he came for Ed ran to a pair of old oak doors trying to get away from the memories that still haunt him, slamming the doors just in time to hear a pained cry.