A.N. Yoyoyo! Mem in da house! Jkjk, but I am back. No one liked the last chapter? :/ Well, I didn't love it much either. I needed filler, just like jelly doughnuts need, well, jelly. SO I am finally updating. Well, I have to admit. I don't really know what this chapter will end up being like. I've been focused on this new (and I think more interesting) SE fanfic idea. Plus, I've been too busy reading/watching Chibi Vampire/Karin. I need some silly manga/anime in my life.

Well, here goes. Wish me luck...

How Many Blondes Are There!?

Normal day, normal day. Which really means: Boring day, boring day... Sorry I haven't written in a while. Yumi and I have been so damn busy. Then there's that dream... Never mind. No need to burden you people with my twisted-ness.

Any-who, normal day. Established that. Now, why is this important? Because I'm about to wish for the normal day to stay normal. I hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna write story-mode, not journal-mode.

"And you cut a small incision here, then another here. From here, you..." I completely tune Stein out. I don't care how to dissect some poor endangered animal, can't we move on and do some fighting?

"Oi! Yumi, you got the sheet music for "Just Give Me A Reason"? We should practice today." Lately Soul has been stealing my meister. And my meister, Yumi, focuses more on their "musical get-togethers". I lean back so I'm not blocking Yumi and look down the row. Maka is stewing, Black Star isn't paying any attention, and Tsubaki is keeping an eye on her meister to make sure he doesn't act like a complete fool. The last two are expected, but unless you truly know Maka (or have great observation skills as I do) then you wouldn't understand what's wrong. Honestly, it's rather obvious. Maka is simply jealous.

I focus back on my paper.

Green as a lime,

And just as sour.

My poor friend's heart

Hurts every hour.

Foolish and young

Falling in love.

This sweet, kind girl

Is a trapped dove.

But I must admit,

This doesn't surprise me.

Love makes you blind,

So that you cannot see.

Love is magic,

But magic is just an illusion.

Trust me on this one,

Don't fall to confusion.

My heart is cold,

It is all alone.

Yet, my heart is whole.

And sturdy as stone.

Don't make those mistakes,

Or learn as I did.

Don't fall in love,

Like a love-sick kid.

Love-sick child, don't you know?

Love is an illness.

Love isn't real, it isn't.

It's better to love less.

The paper is snatched up from the table and I am too slow to react. I see Yumi skim it over, then sigh. "Sazai. What. The. Hell. Is. This? First a poem about drowning, then getting burned alive, then about being invisible, then sucked into a tornado, then buried alive, now this?!" (I actually have poems for all these things...) I only give her a look. Poems are my outlet, sue me. She shakes her head and Soul grabs the paper.

"Jeez, Wren-chan, a little creepier and you might be able to give Crona a run for some money!" He should see my drowning poem.

My right eye twitches. "DON'T CALL ME WREN-CHAN!"

"Ahem. Ms. Misosazai. Is there something you wish to share with the class?" Stein asks. Obviously his question was rhetorical and this is my cue to shut up and sit down (I stood when I yelled), but I answer him anyways.

"Well, I do believe that is the case! I do have something to say. Can we stop with these pointless dissections? I know this is the EAT class, but even we have to train. This is the DWMA. Or hadn't you heard?" I then give him my best derpy face. To end it all, I kick Soul (that's what he gets for calling me that stupid name!) and plop in my seat. Then I wait. And wait. Then, being the nutcase he is, Stein laughs, shakes his head and renews his dissection.

"Detention, Ms. Takanashi, after school. Today." Damn smirk. Even Ox is laughing.

(Time skip. After detention)

I walk out of the classroom after detention and receive a text from my meister, Yumi.

Hey! DTK wants u 2 meet us the park. he wants us 2 meet some1 and says the park is symmetrical enough (the one across frm our apartment). hurry! (Be here in liek 8 minutes. Kid mite freak out if u dnt)

And here is where I go and run.

...

Kid POV

Sazai runs into the park, right on time. I can see that, like everyone else, she is interested in the curtain behind me.

"Welcome, friends! I know you are all wondering why I have gathered you here. Well, I have some exciting news! One of my childhood best friends will be attending the DWMA and has come to meet you!" I open the curtain and there is my long time friend, smiling at everyone.

"Hi everyone! I'm Sydney. This is my weapon, Aidan."

Third Person POV

Silence filled the park. No one could help but stare at the petite blonde girl standing on stage. Her long hair fell in waves to her waist. Baby blue eyes sparkled. Rosy cheeks, dazzling smile. This girl had it all.

Blackstar coughed. "Hey, Kid. How'd your buddy here score such a nice looking meister?" Kid gave him a puzzled look.

"Erm, I'm not really sure of the story of how they met... Sydney, how did you two meet up?" It was clear to everyone (except maybe Blackstar) that the Sydney girl was Kid's friend. And it was clear to Maka that she was looking for someting... more.

Sydney starts to explain how Aidan had saved her from something when Sazai realized something. There were so many blondes. So many. Kid nudged her.

"What's with the weird look?" He noticed that after scanning the area, Sazai had a weird, quirky expression.

"So many blondes..." She said, ending it with a giggle. Kid laughed quietly along with her. But that giggle was cut short when she noticed the new girl staring daggers at her. Huh. What's her problem? She mused. Wait a second... Then Blackstar couldn't keep his mouth shut and decided to take the spotlight from Sydney. He ran up, knocking Kid down, and then got dragged out by Tsubaki. "Ow.. Kid get the damn flying fuck off' a me!"

A.N. Ehhhhhhh. So terrible. So very, very terrible. I'm not good at comic scenes. Very bad. Plus, I have TWO new story ideas.

On the random side, anyone ever heard of Code Geass?

Bye. Meh.