iamartemisday asked: 22 [two miserable people meeting at a wedding au]

100 word drabble courtesy of the tumblr numbered AU prompt list. Embrace ALL the tropes!

Jane stares at the hotel room ceiling. She's officially become a cliché.

Woman goes dateless to ex-boyfriend's wedding. Woman broods. Woman sits next to man similarly brooding. Woman and man drink. Woman and man go upstairs, give elevator security cameras a show, and barely make it to bed.

"Your name," orders the man lying next to her, casually, like her sweat isn't drying on his skin.

See? Cliché. "I'm Jane. Foster."

The man blinks twice, then… a slow smile. "You're Jane Foster? Truly?"

"Um… yes?"

His smile widens to a grin — and he starts to laugh.

What a weird guy.