The Jane and Loki Drabbles

by audreyii-fic

Wherein Audrey takes Lokane prompts and writes very short, questionably edited, likely ridiculous fics. Lemons and steampunk and everything inbetween. Ratings and tags subject to change.

19. fake relationship au

electricalice asked: Lokane, the evergreen #7 [fake relationship au] because it never hurts

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100 word drabble courtesy of the tumblr numbered AU prompt list. Embrace ALL the tropes!

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"Ask nicely. Very nicely. With specifics."

If Jane weren't so desperate she'd set her brother-in-law on fire. "Please, be my husband for one night — without embarrassing me to my college friends."

(Friends is a strong term; most are skeptical that awkward Jane Foster married the heir of a business mogul. Hence not going alone.)

Loki's grin stretches from ear to ear. "A shame Thor's trip fell on the night of your reunion," he says. (He probably wrote the schedule.) "But yes, dear sister… for one night, I will be your husband."

Too late, Jane realizes she forgot to add pretend.