bluepixystyx asked: Audreyyy… Can you please write something about Loki and Jane meeting in prison? Pretty please with cherry on top? Thank you!


100 word count drabble courtesy of the tumblr numbered AU prompt list. Embrace ALL the tropes!


"My plan was sound." Even on a plastic folding chair Loki sits like a whore. "The failure of execution falls on your own pretty head. Besides, you look lovely in orange."

Only six months left. Enough time to plot revenge. "If my share isn't waiting, so help me—"

But Loki's not listening to threats; his eyes are elsewhere. "Who is that?"

"Jane Foster." A mousey name for a mousey girl. "Broke into a research department or something."

"Ah, yes. I remember now." The way Loki grins stops Amora from seeking details. "Introduce me, my dear, and you'll have my share as well."

"No problem."