Chapter 2- Girlfriends

Another day, another adventure. One of the mottos of my life for apparent reasons (well only if you've lived with me for at least 2 days). I am currently heading down the stairs ready to make a start on breakfast and, if my suspicions are correct I believe that the boys ended up crashing here along with their girlfriends who joined it at about half 10 last night.

I love and am friends with all of their girlfriends apart from one. No prizes for those who figured out that I hate Dougie's girlfriend (although hate is a strong word so maybe I strongly dislike her). Now I know what you're thinking you only hate her because you want to be in her place e.t.c, however my friends I have liked many of his girlfriends and have been quite shocked when he dumped them. His current girlfriend Chantelle though is a slut. I swear she must've cheated on him with like 7 guys already and they have only been dating for 3 months.

Looking into my living room I notice 6 people sleeping soundly. I notice that Harry and she-who-must-not-be-named are already awake and are waiting in the kitchen, the silence is really awkward- apart from Dougie everyone strongly dislikes Chantelle, even Tom and Giovanna!

"Morning Judd", I say as I enter the room blatantly ignoring Chantelle, well if you cant say anything nice don't say anything at all right?

"Right back at ya Els"

"I see you didn't bother to make a start on breakfast then?"

"Why do that when I can just wait for you to do it?" Lazy arse.

"Your manners continue to surprise me"

"Erm, hello?" A rude voice interrupts my conversation with Harry.

"Yes?" Harry and I say at the same time

"Do you mind stopping your pathetic conversation to make me breakfast?" The emphasise added onto pathetic.

"Well nobody is stopping you from making your own are they? Although I'm sure you have no idea what on earth a toaster is considering you've never done anything other than complain" Great, I've been up for 15 minutes and I've already lost control. Pace yourself Eleanor.

From beside me Harry tried (and failed) to stifle a laugh.

"Your all just jealous of all of this" She said gesturing to herself.

"Erm right… I shall be jealous of all that when I get blown up by a volcano"

"Oh so you were born with that face, how sad"

"I'm pretty sure you weren't born with yours" This time Harry didn't even attempt to hide his laugh and the only noise throughout the house was his laugh.

Chantelle glared and ran to fetch her bodyguard Dougie no doubt. See it's like a rule- no fighting near Dougie, we haven't agreed on it or discussed it, it just happened. The one thing we will ever agree on I believe.

"Hey Eleanor. Breakfast done yet?" Can no-one else cook here?

As I turned around I came face to face with Dougie looking around the kitchen for the non-existent breakfast. Man he looks fit in the morning, isn't Chantelle a lucky bitch.

"Dougs. Babe. If you cant see it then its not here."

"Oh well seeing as you are the greatest friends I have in this whole wide world could you please, maybe make us some."

"Well as you asked so nicely I'll have to won't I?"

"Hi guys, any breakfast?" Oh for fucks sake.

"No Danny there is no breakfast but it's nice to see the rest of you up." I responded as politely as I could whilst in my current state.

"You know what? We should all go out today." Trust Giovanna to be so cheery first thing in the morning.

"Sure." Everyone else seemed to agree so I decided now would be a good time to suggest that we go elsewhere for breakfast.

So as the others went back to their houses to get ready I thought of a list of ways to kill Chantelle today without anyone knowing.

Maybe Dougie's right. Maybe I do have some serious issues.