A.N. I'm back with California!
CALIFORNIA: Boob jobs and Mexican nerds who want to direct.
"OH MY GOD!"
Rang throughout the house.
"What happened?" Alabama squeaked.
"Probably just broke a nail," Nevada slurred.
"OH MY GODS!"
"GET OVER IT!" They heard New York's voice sail through the house.
"Become one?" came Alaska's creepy whisper.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"What is it, Cali?" America burst into the room, "The hero'll save you!"
"There's so many Mexicans adding twists in my movies," California sniffled.
"Like what?" Pennsylvania asked.
"Like, Mexican stuff!"
"I'm getting a great description here," Delaware sighed.
"So does anyone totally need saving?" America yelled.
"No, dad,"
"Ran all the way up here for nothing!" America cursed.
"Become one?"
"AHHHHHH..." Hawaii screamed.
"I'LL SAVE YOU!"
"All the Mexicans in my state want to write," California stomped her foot, "I'm not sure if I should be proud or upset!"
"Well, if they're as awesome as me I wouldn't see a problem!"
"PRUSSIA!" America burst into the room.
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"It's the awesome me, dad," Pennsylvania looked his father in the eye.
"I totally knew that!" America marched off.
California stomped again, "But are these Mexicans making me fat like Arizona!"
"I CAN HERE YOU, YOU CANVAS FACE!" Arizona screamed.
"Canvas face?" California raised a confused eyebrow.
"Her face isn't as awesome as mine," Penn sighed, "But it's a canvas to all your BLOODY MAKEUP!"
"Iggy?" America appeared.
"ME AGAIN!"
"Sorry, 200+ years of hiding your states as a secret wouldn't get the hero on edge, no...I'M THE HERO!"
Delaware sighed and went back to the TV.
A.N. Finished.
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