A.N. I'm back y'all with the great state of...Colorado!

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COLORADO: Snow! I mean cocaine, but we're also famous for skiing.

Colorado stumbled into the room where some other states were.

"Hello there," Colorado greeted California, "Pretty lady,"

"Oh! Hi!" she waved.

"Daddy!" Hawaii screeched, and when she screeches it is L-O-U-D, "Colorado's high again!"

"It's all rainbows and ponies!" Colorado exclaimed.

"Shame on you," America chanted as he walked into the room.

Colorado stumbled a bit before falling over.

"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!" Alaska yelled in delight.

Before falling over herself.

"Is she high to?" Hawaii was wide-eyed.

"No," America sighed, "Just being over dramatic!"

"Rainbows..." Colorado mumbled.

"He's weird," California's nose wrinkled in distaste.

"He's your brother," America fought back.

"Same difference,"

"Well at least it's not anything new," Delaware sighed, no one realized he was there. Like Canada, even Rhode Island sometimes got more attention, he was the FIRST FLIPPING STATE, but enough of that, for now... "Colorado's known for cocaine."

"Snow!" Colorado screamed, "Snow! Snow! Snow!"

"And snow," Delaware added.

Hawaii's eyes knit together in confusion while Alaska stood in an offended position.

"SKIING!"

"Someone call a mental hospital," California covered her face with her perfectly-manicured nails.

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