A.N. I'm back y'all! I know, I know, computer crashes=new computer.
CONNECTICUT: We have great schools, because there really is nothing else to around here.
"Can I hang with you?" Rhode Island desperately looked around.
New York looked over, "NO! I mean, no, I'm currently watching the game with the damned Jersey fellow."
"Oh,"
Connecticut smiled, "Come over here!"
Rhode Island looked at her brother in newfound concern, "What will we be doing?"
"Um," Connecticut thought, "We can learn!"
"Anything else we can do?" Rhode Island groaned.
"No! Can't think of anything else to do!"
"There's really nothing else to do around here?" Rhode Island face-palmed.
"SHUT UP!" New York called from the other room.
Rhode Island sighed, "People must always tease me because I'm the smallest state,"
"Forget smallest state," Delaware glared, "I'm bigger than you and people always ask, 'Delaware? What state is that in?', it's freaking annoying,"
Connecticut grinned, "Show them by pointing to yourself on the map, in a true act of knowledge!"
Delaware sighed, "You don't get it, if an English person knows where Delaware is, they have to be the smartest person alive,"
"SHOW THEM YOUR KNOWLEDGE!"
"Don't be so loud," Alabama whined.
"KNOWLEDGE! KNOWLEDGE! KNOWLEDGE!"
"DADDY, CONNECTICUT'S SCARING ME!" the three states in the room whined.
"KNOWLEDGE!"
America walked him, "I'll be the hero! Hey," he leaned out the door, "Come 'ere!"
"Become one?"
Connecticut screamed.
Alaska stood behind him with a psychotic grin on her pale face, "I'm sorry," she looked over at Delaware.
"Who're you?"
"I'M DELAWARE!"
A.N. I just had to add Delaware in there because I new I could fit him into my rant. And it's being set up for my next chapter.
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DELAWARE: Come! We have low corporation fees, no, seriously, come?