A/N: Hey, hey! Been a while since I've updated, but, ya know? School and all, anyway, let's continue!
DISCLAIMER: I, EmoEmu64, DO NOT own OHSHC! Just my OC's!
Quote of thee day: "No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world." – Robin Williams
"Welcome!" We all greeted as the guests entered.
-Ouran Host Club's flower-viewing reception-
"Ah, spring!" I twirled around happily as I enjoyed the cherry blossom view. "Even though I'm wearing a girly pink kimoto, nothing can bum me out right now while looking at this view!"
-Hitomi Usagi Siren aka 'Previous', High School 1st-Year-
"Good to here. So, have you figured out what electives you'll take?" Haru asked, sipping his coco.
-Tsukiyomi Makoto Elliot aka 'Haru', High School 2nd-Year-
"Ah! No, I haven't! I remember now, Haruhi and I said the other day we were going to pick an elective together!" I quickly stood up. "I'll be back!" I waved a quick goodbye to Haru and ran over to Haruhi.
"Hey, Previous, what's up?" She greeted.
"Are you busy?" I asked and she shook her head. "Good! We should use this time to see what classes we can take together!"
"Good idea." Someone said, hugging Haruhi and I. I looked up and saw it was Kaoru. I grinned and he grinned back.
"We should all try to pick a class together." I was surprised Hikaru added me in there, but I ignored it none the less and we all began to look at the paper he held up.
"How about Conversational French?" He asked.
"Hmm, good question." Haruhi said and I nodded, agreeing.
"Wait, but Previous, don't you already know French?" Kaoru asked and I nodded.
"That's why I'm agreeing. It'll be an easy A."
"Oh."
"Haruhi!" We were all suddenly separated by Tamaki when he grabbed Haruhi. "You mustn't hang around with those disreputable twins and genderless freak any longer!"
"Disreputable, you say?!" Hikaru yelled out in annoyance and protest.
"Yeah! And who you calling a genderless freak?! I'm her-his best friend!" I yelled out in anger, annoyance, and protest as well.
"You're the last one we want to have us call us that, sir!" Kaoru yelled too.
"You have your flaws too, ya know! Calling yourself her father!" After I yelled that out, Tamaki backed away like I had just shot him.
"Yes…that's it…" He mumbled. "Sure enough, we can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone! What Daddy wants is for you to go back to being the girl student you used to be, surrounded by your girl friends, and living a wholesome life as a student."
"Who're you calling 'Daddy?'" Haruhi asked.
"Go back! Go back now! Go back right now!" Tamaki yelled while shaking her.
"You don't have to rush things. She'll be found out soon enough anyway." Hikaru said.
"Remember? The day after tomorrow, we have the physical exams." Kaoru added.
"Physical…exams?" Haruhi questioned and I slapped my forehead.
"Man…I totally forgot about them!" I pinched the bridge of my nose. "Guess I'll have to set up the traps again…I hate doing that…"
On the day of the physical exam, since I'm 'genderless', they put me into one of the 'private' rooms. But since everybody is getting checked, some people sneak into the room and attempt to take a peek, hoping to find out what my gender is. This lead me to start putting up traps around the area in case somebody sneaks in. My traps became pretty known and dangerous that it managed to keep some from not trying. There is though, at least that one person who tries, regardless. It usually takes me a day to put them up, so I'll do that tomorrow.
"Now that you mention it, it is the day after tomorrow." Kyoya said and we all looked at Haruhi.
"Then that means…there's no doubt. They're gonna know, I'm really a girl." She said and I sighed.
Lighting fell across everyone, except Haruhi and I.
"Does this mean I'm going to have fend off the guys again?" I complained, sighing yet again.
"He must be having a great day dream." Honey stated as we all looked at the very, very happy Tamaki.
"Since it must be so great, do you guys think he would notice if I punched him." I said, irritably since nobody really did have to know Tamaki well enough to see he was obviously day-dreaming about Haruhi.
"Does it really matter?" Hikaru asked. "Also, please do. He's kind of creeping me out." Tamaki snapped out of his day dream and looked at us.
"And this Hikaru and Previous, this is all a part of my strategy." We all raised an eyebrow at this. "While you wasted time, blinded by your jealously, I foresee the outcome of this saccharide. Ah! This anime's obviously a romantic school comedy."
"Did he just break the fourth wall?" I asked and everyone nodded.
"Haruhi and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests."
"At least in the show…" I mumbled.
"Yeah, then what are we?" The twins asked.
"You boys and 'it' are the homosexuals, loveless, and supporting cast."
"I hate you so much right now." Tamaki ignored my comment and drew a line between us.
"So please make sure that you don't step across this line."
"You gotta be kidding me." Us three said.
"You really shouldn't be getting cocky, you may be the main character in the show, but this is my story." He just waved off my comment and I rolled my eyes.
"Hey listen boss-" Hikaru said.
"-I don't think you get it." Kaoru stated.
"If word gets out that Haru-chan is really a girl, then she won't be able to be in the host club anymore." Honey explained, making Tamaki freeze.
"Wait, Previous is in he-But if Haru-chan started wearing girls clothes. I bet she'd be even cuter than she is now!"
I smirked at this, getting an idea.
"Tamaki, Honey's right. When Haruhi and I were in elementary school and middle school, she'd get love letters every week. Some brave enough, would at least actually confess to her once a month. I would know; I was the one who gave them to her and rejected the boys. Back then and still now, let's just say Haruhi…couldn't get a hint. If she started wearing clothes, at this age, I'll need a huge mallet to drive them off. Good thing," I wrapped around my arms around Hikaru and Kaoru. "We'll still be able to talk to her, right?"
They both smirked and said, "Of course, since we have the same class as her."
He froze and grew teary-eyed finally seeing his situation. "NO!"
Haruhi then opened the door, peeking in. "Sorry I'm late."
Tamaki gripped her and brought her closer to him. "Don't you worry, Haruhi! We're going to make sure that we protect the secret that you're a girl during tomorrow's physical exams! So please, stay our own, exclusive princess!"
Haruhi only blinked and replied a simple, "Ok."
As everyone began to talk about the plan, I heard Kyoya clear his throat right next and he said, "Don't you think you exaggerated a little bit? I mean, last time I checked she only got 40% of those weekly confessions."
"Erk!" I flinched and sweat-dropped. "M-Maybe I did exaggerate a little, but how would you feel if you had to fight off guys, including the ones that had a crush on your friend for 7 years? No way am I going back to that life!"
"We will now begin conducting physical examinations. All students please go to the clinics in your respective school buildings." The speaker person announced.
"So, what is this mission formation A thing?" Haruhi asked. "Just what do they do during physical exams at Ouran?"
"Anyway you get a physical exam, they usually do a physical exam, right?" Hikaru said.
"It's not right to have any class-based differences in something like this, right?" Kaoru added.
"Yeah. I guess that's right, huh?" Haruhi said and I shook my head at her. "Huh, Previous?"
"Welcome to your first 'normal' physical exam, Haruhi." I opened the doors and as usual all the doctors and nurse were there to welcome us.
Haruhi grew shell-shocked. "W-What is this?"
"Like we said, a physical exam." Hikaru said casually as he walked in.
"Just like always." Kaoru added following him.
"At this point, you really shouldn't be surprised." I told her as I entered as well.
Sakura, a nurse who assisted me last year, walked up to me. "Hitomi-san, welcome back, I'll be assisting you again this year, come with me."
I nodded and I walked away with her into my private room.
"Please change out of your clothes and we will begin the exam." I nodded as I entered behind the curtain, not before double checking all my traps though.
"Hmm, seems like no one tried this year. Good." I mumbled and I began to dis-robe, wanting to get the test over with.
After quickly finishing my test, I joined the others who looked freaked out and were in a hurry. They were about to run past me when Kaoru spotted and began to drag me along with them.
"H-Hey! What's the rush?!" I asked him and he looked back at me with a serious look on his face.
"Haruhi may be in trouble."
"Teddy-bear kick!" Tamaki jumped kicked the perv and he rolled backwards hitting the wall. I ran next to Haruhi's side, checking if she was ok, and a dark aura surrounded me.
"One…" The twins both said as they turned and looked at the man. "Looks that attract the public eye."
"Two." Kyoya stepped out the shadows coolly. "Undaunted wealth."
"Three…" I gave the man a look of menace as I took out a chain from one of my traps. "…each of us pleasing a single soul in our way…"
"Four, chivalry that cannot overlook…" Mori appeared along with Honey in the shadows as well.
"…the hideous wickedness of the world." Honey ended.
"We, the Ouran Host Club…" Tamaki started. "…will see you now!" We all ended.
The man began to freak out.
"Please, at least spare my life!" He bowed down to us. I was about to go and beat him up with my chain when Tamaki held me back and kept me there. I would've protested, but he had that serious look on his face. So I stayed.
"I run a small internal medicine clinic in the next town over." The man said.
"Suddenly, it's his life story."
"My name is Yabu."
"Yabu, he says, Yabu!" Hikaru said, poker facing. Ok…I see where he's getting at.
"Incredible! There really is a doctor out there…" Kaoru said.
"…named Dr. Yabu." If none of you know what they're getting at, the guy's pretty much named Dr. Quack Doctor.
"Yes. The truth is I wanted to see my daughter, who left with my wife last month, and ended up coming to school here."
"Why did your wife and daughter leave you?" Haruhi asked.
"Well, you see…" I think I'll save you the trouble of his WHOLE back story. Pretty much, guy lends out money and never demands it back, that's it. Unlike everybody else, Tamaki actually pitied him and asked Kyoya to help him find his daughter. Saying goodbye to the man, he went along his merry way.
"You sure about this?" Hikaru asked Tamaki.
"After all," Kaoru added. "even if they do see each other, I'm sure his daughter will have still given up on him."
"That is something that he will have to find out for himself." Tamaki replied.
"Excuse me, everyone, but could I ask you to leave?" Haruhi stated and everyone backed away in shock.
"Haruhi, are you still angry?" Tamaki asked.
"Angry for what? Why would she be angry?" I asked, mumbling.
"You're not thinking of quitting the Host Club, are you?" Quitting the host club?
"I still have to undergo the rest of my physical exam, right?" She said, turning towards us, smiling. "As a male student? Oh, but not because you're paying me with food. It's to pay back my debt."
Tamaki blushed as he hugged Haruhi and she screamed.
"Why you little!" I was yanked back by Mori as I tried to get myself free. "Hey! Let me go! I've found the real pervert and it's him!"
"Why would you say that, Previous!?"
"Agreed! Red Card!"
"COULD ALL OF YOU JUST GET OUT!"
A/N: Poor Haruhi... Anyway, thanks for reading! :DDD
Extra scene:
We all fell out of the room on top of each other with me on the very bottom.
"Great Tamaki…just great!" I yelled out, trying to get out of the mess.
"Yeah boss!" The twins agreed.
"Why is everyone ganging up on me?!" He yelled with a teary-eyed face.
"Well, I don't know? Maybe because YOU MADE HER KICK US OUT!" I spat back towards him and began to sulk.
"I-I'm sorry…"
"Tamaki, are you really sorry?" I asked and he nodded. I sighed, smiling though that quickly went away because now I could really feel the weight. "Hey, is everyone comfortable?"
"Yeah, I am." The twins said and everyone agreed.
"Good, good, now then wanna guess who isn't?"
"Who?" They all asked.
"Um, I don't know…someone like ME FOR INSTANCE!" I began to try to get up, but no one budged. "And you know what would help?"
They all gave me a look of curiosity and I began to death glare at them and they all flinched.
"W-What?" Tamaki asked, whimpering.
"GETTING THE HELL OFF OF ME!"
"But then we wouldn't be comfy anymore." Kaoru stated.
"Yeah, don't be so selfish, Previous." Hikaru said and that made me snap.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SELFISH!? NOW SERIOUSLY GET. OFF. MEEEE!"
They only laughed at my struggle.
"I really HATE these guys!" I yelled out.