Regular Relationships
The problem with phones
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, settings, or other junk mentioned in Regular show
"Mordecai, Rigby GET UP!" Benson said turning on the light in their room.
"Augh what time is?" Mordecai asks rubbing his eyes.
"It's time for you two to get up and mow the lawn!" Benson yelled. "And you better hurry up or you're FIRED!" He slammed the door hard causing a picture frame to fall.
Mordecai looked at the clock it was 7 a.m. "Seriously we need to get up this early on a Saturday?" He slowly made his way out of his bed.
"Saturday?!" Rigby said suddenly jumping up from the actualization. "Why are we even working on a Saturday?"
"Don't ask me dude but I guess it's better to do it now then to do it when it gets too hot" Mordecai said.
"Fineee," Rigby said following Mordecai out the door.
xXx
"This better be all we're doing today," Rigby said in an angry tone.
"Yah it should be I mean what else could he possibly want us to do?" Mordecai said starting the lawn mower.
They mowed for about 5 minutes then Rigby said, "Hey lets get out of here I'm starving."
"No dude we just ate," Mordecai said slapping the back of his head.
"Oww!" he said rubbing his head.
10 minutes late…. "Can we go now?" Rigby asked again.
"Dude I said no… besides we're almost done." Mordecai said.
"Aww come on I just want to go to the coffee shop." Rigby said in his whinny voice knowing that mentioning the place would remind him of Margaret.
Mordecai stopped the mower and stood still for a moment. "The coffee shop? Why would you want to go there?" he asked.
"To get some coffee man." Rigby said.
"Finnneee," he said, "but we're coming straight back here."
"Ya sure whatever." Rigby said back.
xXx
"Hey Rigby," Eileen said. "I wasn't expecting to see you here."
"Ya well I needed my coffee you know?" Rigby said leaning back in his chair.
"Alright well I'm guessing you want the usual… Mordecai do you want anything?"
"Nah I'm good," Mordecai said then Eileen went to the kitchen.
Eileen grabbed her cell phone then called Margaret. "Guess who just showed up?"
"Mordecai and Rigby?" Margaret said on the other line.
"Yah how did you guess?" Eileen asked making Rigby's coffee.
"Come on who else would be there that you'd have to call me for?" Margaret said.
"That's true…" Eileen said leaning against the counter.
"So Mordecai's there… how's he doing?" Margaret asked.
"Oh he seems fine, he didn't order any coffee though." Eileen said looking back at the boys' table. "I can't believe how cute Rigby," she said sighing.
"Well tell Mordecai I said hi," Margaret said.
"Will do," Eileen said hanging up the phone.
Eileen walked back to where the guys were sitting. "Here Rigby," Eileen said putting the coffee down in front of him.
"It's about time," Rigby said then chugged the coffee down.
"Oh ya sorry about that…" Eileen said, "it's just I got a call from Margaret."
Mordecai jumped at the sound of her name. "Margaret? How she doing? How was her trip?"
"She's fine oh and she told me to tell you she says hi," Eileen said.
Mordecai smiled and went back to his comfortable position in his chair.
"So you guys now that Margaret's not here… I was wondering if we were still going to hand out sometimes," Eileen said rubbing her arm.
"You're kidding right?" Rigby asked then Mordecai punched him in the arm. "Alright, alright we can still hang out if you want."
"That's cool well I'll see y'all tomorrow then," Eileen said waving as she left to head back to the kitchen.
Mordecai and Rigby got up and left. "I totally forgot to call Margaret," Mordecai said taking his phone out.
"Hey can I see your phone real quick?" Rigby asked.
"Um sure," Mordecai said handing him the phone. "Why do you need—" Rigby be then threw the phone down onto the concrete. "DUDE what the heck?!" Mordecai said picking up the broken pieces.
"It's for your own good man," Rigby said. "I can't have you freaking about her all summer."
"So you thought breaking my phone would help? Do you have any idea how much that cost?!" Mordecai asked.
"Chill out dude I'll buy you a new one as soon as summer is over," Rigby said.
Mordecai grew silent as they walked back to the house.
xXx
Mordecai started to dial Margaret's number on the house phone. After a few seconds Rigby came in and threw the phone at the wall. "What's your problem?!" Mordecai yelled at Rigby.
"I told you… you're not calling Margaret! This is our chance for some quality bro time and you're trying to ruin it!" Rigby said.
"Is that what this is about?" Mordecai asked. "Trust me we'll plenty of 'bro time' plus do you know how many times I've canceled on Margaret because of you?"
"You two have been getting too close lately and I don't like it." Rigby said.
"Well sorry if my relationship is going better then yours," Mordecai said rolling his eyes.
"Take that back!" Rigby yelled at Mordecai.
"Make me," Mordecai said. Rigby then started throwing punches at Mordecai.
Rigby soon got tired out, "fine but it doesn't matter if you call Margaret or not I doubt she even wants to talk to you." Rigby stomped up the stairs to there room.
"Gosh what a baby," Mordecai said making his way to Pops room. "Hey Pops can I borrow you're phone?"
"Sure you can Mordecai it's right there." Pops said pointing at the wall to his old timey phone.
Mordecai tried to figure out how to work the thing. "Oh forget it!" Mordecai said slamming the phone.
A/N been super busy since the first chapter. We had senior picture! Woo and my mom made me volunteer for some stupid school thing. So I had wrote this mostly at night. I hope you guys enjoyed it! And let me know your thoughts about it :)