Kakashi's POV (Naruto world)
I listened to the alarm go off. Damn it! Why did I ever agree to watch this so called 'boys' party. Or 'man' party as they liked to refer to it. Well it was either that or face Sakura's wrath, which I swear is just as bad as Tsunade's. Talk about violent. Fortunately, well fortunately for me only about half of the original number are going to attend. Being a ninja and all that we do have missions. But Naruto being, well Naruto decided to carry on with the original plans. My opinion. this is going to be a disaster. What with Naruto and all, it always is. Hmm. Might as well go back to sleep. If I get up now I will be there early. No use in doing that right?
I knew this was a terrible idea! Who's idea was it to open the booze anyway! Not only do I have to babysit a bunch of irresponsible teens, well now I have to babysit a group of drunk irresponsible teens. Well most of them are drunk anyway. Here is a quick assessment of the situation.
A fortunately not drunk Gaara is trying to avoid a beyond hungover Kiba, by jumping over tables and using his sand to tie him down-scratch that now Shino is trying to escape the hungover Kiba. Tables tipping everywhere, bugs flying in every direction. What the heck! Kiba is trying to set Shino's hair on fire! He he set his hair on fire. Not bad Kiba. Not bad at all.
Ahem. It seems that even Akamaru is drunk and it looks like he is...you know what, I have no idea what he is doing. Though i do feel sorry for the doll that is taking the brunt of his fury. Maybe he thought it was Shino or something. Shikamaru is passed out. Like usual, so he's not causing any trouble. Sasuke is curled up in a corner emo style. Kami tell me he's not hissing at the post. Orochimaru really has rubbed off on him. And Naruto...is missing. Which is probably worse than all the other problems combined. Well i'm sure Hinata will keep an eye on him. Oh right did I mention Hinata appears to have left her 'girls' party early, to well let's just say keep an eye on Naruto. I sigh taking in all the damage in the reserved bar. Why couldn't I be watching the girls party? They are rather good looking and I would most definitely have time to read, he he, Make Out Paradise.
"Hey! Look at this Seeeeenseeeiiiiii!" It appears as though Konaha's favourite knuckleheaded ninja has returned.
I look up from pondering whether or not to put out Shino's flaming hair. Well I'm sure he'll figure out that little problem. Hopefully. I let my gaze wonder over the mayhem once more assessing the situation. Not much has changed. Good. And finally lay my single visible eye on the panting Naruto standing in the wooden doorway and the shadow of a girl behind him. "And what might that be Naruto?" I asked unsure whether I will regret it or not.
"I foooooouuuuuuuund thiiiiiiis thingy," he replied waving his hands in the air with what appeared to be a scroll of some sort, "Cooome see what it does seeeenseeeeiiiii!"
Knowing full well I will regret it I stand up to come closer under the watchful eyes of Gaara and Shino the only two not drunk. Once in front of Naruto I hold out my hand expectantly only to be surprised as he snatched the scroll away.
"Hey!" His annoyingly loud voice rang out, "I fooouuund it, soooo it's is miiiiiiine."
I sigh exasperated, "Fine," I said, "Show me what it does."
I didn't think it would do anything. After all it was just a scroll. But boy was I wrong. Naruto grinned at his short lived success before unwinding the scroll. I looked down and noticed strange inscriptions on the paper as a similarly marked stone rolled out of its place inside.
"Seeeee yooouuu doooo thiiiiis," His slurs are getting worse by the minute!
I watched getting a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. Something about this isn't right. Naruto plonked the scroll on the table holding it open by placing wine glasses on the corners. He carefully placed the rock in the center of the scroll were the inscriptions seemed to circle around. Suddenly he began chanting. I watched on in shock how did he understand the writing? I knew instantly I needed to stop this.
"Naruto that's enou-"
Before I could finish a blinding blue light erupted outwards from the stone. Enveloping the room and everyone in it in seconds. This is bad. Suddenly I felt a searing pain starting at the crown of my head and working downwards, until the only sensation left in my body was intense agony. I close my eyes shut tight clamping my mouth shut to force down the scream threatening to escape. Right before I blacked out I felt someone grip onto my back.
Kakashi's POV (On Earth)
I awakened suddenly to a white flash similar to the blue. The agony in my body from before only a dull throbbing. Just as I was about to try and stand up, a new realisation hit me. I was falling. Fast. I looked down trying to quickly formulate an escape. Only this time time there was no way out of it. I felt something explode beneath me sending a shockwave through my body. I heard a whimper above me. I recognised it instantly. Hinata!
Without even thinking I spun my body around in the air. Even if I don't survive I can at least try to save Hinata. I gripped onto her so it was impossible for her to land anywhere but on top of me. I close my eyes bracing for impact. Only it wasn't solid hard ground like I had expected. It was soft, fluffy even. I opened my eyes slowly and grunted when I saw Hinata's face. She went red instantly and quickly rolled off the top of me. I dismissed it easily as typical Hinata.
I slowly sat up and looked around allowing my gaze to roam freely. The first thing brought to my attention was the rest of the party people. Gaara was laying face down on the ground, Naruro landed next to me and the others appear to have landed on a fluffy thing similar to my own in a dog pile. Moving on I now took in details of the room. There was three small bookshelves lining the walls and a wooden door placed in the fourth wall. There was books of all kinds, shapes and sizes stuffed into the overfilled almost homemade looking light brown bookshelves. On the ground was a soft light red carpet that had a scattering of papers and books across it. Finally was a futon (Japanese bed without a mattress. Basically a quilt and pillow on the floor) that was rolled up leaning against the door frame. Realization hit me quite suddenly. This was someones house. Kami this can't get much worse! Unfortunately it could. "Get the hell off me!" I heard a young female shout. I looked directly where the noise came from only to be shocked further. Gaara had managed to land on top of a person. He grunted rolling off her quickly standing up in an instant with what I could swear was a slightly indignant look on his face. The moment he stepped to the side he revealed a rather good looking young girl. Her short brown hair had a wavy look to it as it stuck in all directions. She was wearing a red shirt that looked oversized almost like pyjamas and a pair of black shorts. All up she was a rather skinny teen who looked quite angry. I guess I would be too if someone crashed through the ceiling of my house and landed on top of me. Gaara spoke angrily.
"I am not a panda!" He growled lowly.
An evil look formed on the girls face. "But you look like one and you can't deny it."
Just as Gaara was about to reply another voice interrupted quickly.
"Rin this is not the time," It sounded like it was said through gritted teeth. I look up slowly, directly into the eyes of the new speaker...
Sora's POV Oh god this can't be happening. This just can't be happening. I ran my hands through my short dark brown hair. A good amount of the Naruto cast have just landed in the middle of our mini library. I looked down at my blue pyjama shirt and long pants. And I am not at all presentable. I pushed my glasses up as I stared straight into Kakashi's eyes.
"Who are you?" Kakashi asked.
I looked around before answering. It appears Kakashi, Naruto, Gaara, Kiba, Akamaru, Hinata, Shikamaru, Shino and Sasuke are here. Eight characters and one dog total. I take a deep breath about to reply in what I hoped was a completely oblivious voice. I was interrupted before I could even say anything. By Rin of course.
"It's you," she said pointing at a still glaring Gaara, "and you, you, you..." She trails off at last lost for words.
If all it was took was to drop a bunch of Naruto characters in the house to shut her up I would have done it a long time ago.
Pretending she didn't say anything I tried again. "It is in fact my house you landed in so perhaps I should be asking the questions." Saying this to a group of ninjas probably wasn't the best idea. Luckily for me they were paying me no heed.
"What do you mean by 'you'?" Kakashi interrogated Rin.
She exploded, " I know who you are!" She said excitedly. " You're Kakashi, Gaara, Naruto, Shikamaru, Sasu-gay, Hinata, Kiba, Shino and Akamaru of course," She said pointing to them all in turn. "Oh and I'm Rin and this is Sora," She added pointing herself then me.
'Nice going' i thought ' completely destroy all my plans why dont you'. I looked at 'Sasu-gay' curious as to how he would react. Sadly he did not try to kill her. Insteas he decided to join Gaara in glaring pointlessly at the completely oblivious girl.
Kakashi looked like he was about to ask another question, probably 'How do you know who we are?' Or something, when it was Naruto's turn to start shouting excitedly.
"Look at this! Look at this! It's a picture of me and team seven! And its title is Naruto!" He shouted holding out a Naruto manga.
I literally face palmed. Now we are screwed and it wasnt even entirely all Rin's fault. I really should start putting my books away.
"Hey gimme!" Rin obviously wanted her manga back, but before her fingers could connect with the pages it was snatched out of Naruto's hand and into Kakashi's. I watched him flip through the pages.
I sighed asking, "Does that answer your questions?"
Kakashi slowly nodded, them quickly shook his head. "Yes and no," he decided.
Wow that's helpful.
"Explain to me why we are in a book?"
I grunted. This was going to take some time, a few snacks and a lot of persuasive talking to explain. I looked at them all before getting them to sit in a tight circle in the mini room ready for my explanation. Either they trusted us, were following Kakashi's example or really wanted an explanation. Probably a mixture. I took in a deep breath and began the very long and time consuming explanation.
"So do you understand everything now?" I asked exhausted after the effort of explaining everything. I looked around the circle the circle at the Naruto cast thinking of how cool it would be if they could stay with us. Sasuke and Gaara had finally stopped glaring at poor Rin, intrigued with the explanation we supplied. From the looks of it they seem to trust us, but won't let their guard down just yet.
"Well what do you think?" Rin asked clearly growing agitated by their silence.
I pushed up my glasses about to tell her off for her impatience when Kakashi decided to speak.
"I, for some unknown reason am inclined to believe you two. However if we are in another world we really must find our way back home."
"Speaking of finding your way home," I asked, "How did you get here in the first place?" I was suddenly curious.
"I'm not entirely sure," Kakashi answered, "But I will tell you what I know."
Rin and I nodded eagerly.
"Well it all started when I was forced to babysit the 'boys' party-"
"Man's party!" Naruto and Kiba shouted.
"-Which was held in a reserved bar in a town that was just outside the main village," Kakashi continued on as if he were never interrupted. "These five," He said pointing to all the previously drunk idiots, "Decided to open up the booze and get drunk." They looked sheepishly around avoiding the eyes of everyone. Especially Sasuke. I will have to find out why. "Well, while the other four were causing trouble Naruto decided to sneak off. When he came back he had with him a scroll. Refusing to give the scroll to me he ran off and hid. Next thing I know I hear chanting and a flash of light, then we fall in here."
Shino and Gaara looked like they were giving him accusing glares. I shook it off, although that story did seem a little off towards the end there.
"Hey, I've got a question," Rin said with a thoughtful look.
"Go on," Kakashi said.
"If it was a bo- 'mans' party why was Hinata there?"
Slowly everyone turned to look at her. Interesting. I didn't even think of that. Although I think I have a good idea and so does everyone else of why she was there. With the exception of Naruto of course.
"Yeah, why were you there Hinata?" Naruto asked.
Hinata went the colour of tomato looking like she was going to pass out.
Kakashi quickly cleared his throat gaining everyone's attention and taking it off Hinata before saying, "I asked her to come help me manage the boys," He said giving everyone the look of 'Don't say anything'.
I nodded in understanding. Luckily Naruto dismissed the subject by changing it with barely a second thought.
"Hey, Kakashi sensei! Where are we meant to stay? I mean we are in another world so how are we meant to get around?!" Quite clearly that was Naruto using his brain for once.
"I know!" Rin shouted out of the blue matching Naruto's loudness, "You guys could stay with us!" She looked giddy with excitement at her idea.
"Hmm," Kakashi mumbled looking from her to me as if asking my permission. I grinned. He was really considering it! I quickly nodded.
"Yeah we could show you around, teach you about our world and give you a roof to sleep under not to mention food." I added the last part after hearing Naruto's stomach grumble.
"Well I guess we have no choice, "Kakashi decided clearly seeing our excitement, "We will stay with you. If it's OK with the rest of you" He added looking at the Naruto cast.
"Yeah!" An over enthusiastic Naruto.
"Alright!" An exited Kiba.
"Woof!" We'll take that as a yes right Akamaru?
"I-I g-guess." Typical Hinata.
"Troublesome to stay, but troublesome to go." The usual Shikamaru.
"This could prove to be interesting. So yes," Shino's response.
"..." Yeah that was Gaara.
"Hn" Guess who. I dare you.
"Then it's settled." Kakashi announced.
I grinned wider then suddenly a new thought occurred to me. The explosion from earlier was incredibly loud so... Where the heck were the others!? They must have heard the explosion, surely! Unless...they must have heard and chose to ignore it. So the traitorous morons really dont care about either Rin or myself. I mean i could understand why they didn't worry about Rin. She blows things up all the time. But me i'm amazing! I began to scowl and decided quickly on what to do.
"Why don't you guys come and meet the rest of our 'family'. If you are staying they will need to know you are here. And i'm sure they will be overjoyed to meet you."
I couldn't help the evil smirk that spread across my face. Their reactions to the Naruto characters will be priceless. I pushed my glasses up. Revenge is a dish best served with surprises. Muhahahahaha-ahem.