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Chapter 58 – I Ain't Gettin' Nuthin' for Christmas - SMUT
Legates leaned over Tyrell and handed Michelle the sweats.
"Thank...you.." she said between shivers.
She pulled off her hat and pulled the sweatshirt over her head. She sighed lightly as the warm sweatshirt slid down over her. She stepped into the pants and pulled them up and over her outfit. She burst into laughter as they fell around her knees.
"Honey, are these yours? Because I don't think I own sweats this big," she said between giggles.
"Umm hmm," Legates said, not breaking eye contact with Tyrell who was trying to stare him down.
Michelle tied the pants tighter, rolled the waistband three times, leaned over and rolled the pant legs up. Davis was chuckling at her attempt to make Legates' large sweatpants fit. Andrea shook her head and looked to the sky at the poor woman's plight.
Techie handed Michelle her jacket which she slid into. Plopping her hat back on her head, she tried to push past Tyrell. He grabbed her arm to stop her. Legates made a low growling noise and Tyrell froze. The guys behind Legates stepped forward in anticipation of blood.
"Get off me," Michelle said quietly. Tyrell shook his head.
"Not until you admit that you want what only I can give you," he said, almost leering.
Legates sucked in a breath, his face pulled up into a snarl and his eyes went two shades darker. He looked at Michelle and realized what she was about to do. He almost felt sorry for the guy, almost being the key word.
"Go ahead, Baby. I want to see his face," Legates said, smirking. Michelle smirked at Tyrell and raised an eyebrow.
"You know I'm the only one that can make you feel good just by touching you," Tyrell said, like he was a big stud muffin.
Michelle's eyes went limpid, her hand brushed down her neck to her chest. Every guy but Legates was staring at her.
"I think I'm going to enjoy this way too much," Legates said, grinning at Tyrell's incoming embarrassment.
Michelle lifted her eyes to Legates' and grinned at his laughter.
"That's right, baby. Only my touch can make you scream," Tyrell whispered the last word so low Michelle and Legates were the only ones that heard it. Legates rubbed his finger across his top lip and looked at the sky.
"Oh, yes," she panted, " yes, aahhhh, Tyrell," she almost screamed his name.
Andrea's voice shrieked in laughter at the obviously faked orgasm that was put on display for all to see. The guys around Legates watched in horrified fascination as Michelle appeared to have a fully dressed orgasm. Tyrell watched in horror as Michelle had a public orgasm that previously he'd been the only one privy too. It took him about thirty seconds to realized that she'd been faking with him. His mind stuttered around this fact.
"I don't think so. Let go of me," Michelle cut Tyrell's name off mid-scream and spoke with a flat emotionless tone.
Legates burst into laughter and yanked Tyrell's hand off Michelle's arm. Legates gently pulled Michelle behind him and leaned forward into Tyrell's face.
"She's not a screamer," Legates whispered with a sneer on his face, "and if you touch her again, I'll kill you."
Turning his back, Legates started to walk away with his arm around Michelle. The guys trailing behind were having a hard time walking upright, their laughter causing them to bow over.
"You know I have to say as funny as that was, I would prefer that the guys not see you do that," Legates said.
"There's a hot chocolate stand over here," Michelle said, moving towards the vendor and ignoring his comment. She started digging in her pocket and he stopped her.
"This one's mine. You warmed me up so I get to return the favor," he said, leering at her.
She grinned and shrugged. The guys spread out across the vendors and bought their food and drinks of choice.
"So, when does the caroling come into play?" Legates asked, looking around at the people standing in front of the stage.
"Well, once everyone is done performing, most of them gather on the stage and then everyone sings. The song and words will be up there on the screen behind the stage" she said, pointing.
"And that starts when?" He asked, glancing at his watch. She looked at hers and scrunched her eyes.
"About another hour. Why? Are you bored?" She asked with wide eyes. He chuckled and took a sip of his hot chocolate.
"Not even. I just would like to make sure we get back in enough time to get you naked except for that hat," he said, gesturing toward her head.
She crossed her eyes and looked up at the hat. He chuckled and tugged on the end. She grinned at him and took a sip of her own hot chocolate.
"Outfits, huh?" She said, her mind going a million miles an hour.
"Uh uh, stop planning right now," he said, waggling his finger under her nose.
"What?" She said, walking away.
He shook his head and caught up with her. Tanya laughed as Michelle and Legates walked back towards the stage with a gaggle of men following them. They reached a spot and Michelle stood watching the choir sing.
He could hear her singing in a low tone and closed his eyes to listen. Wrapping his arms around her, he pulled her back to his chest. She snuggled closer and continued to sing. He could hear the other guys singing and smiled. He didn't want to sing, he was perfectly happy listening.
O Holy night the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear savior's birth
As the next song began, everything faded and her voice rang out crystal clear and he smiled. Legates felt something he'd never felt before and he's not sure he'd ever be able to describe.
Goodman poked Wilson and pointed at Legates. Wilson turned to see Legates with his eyes closed, his arms wrapped around Michelle and the most serene expression on his face.
"He's having his one moment of Christmas," Goodman said.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Wilson said, confusion written all over his face.
"It's that one moment during the holiday season that is true Christmas spirit. You only have one during the holiday. It's when everything else fades into the background. When you feel the spirit of the holiday move through you. They're never the same, each year is different but the feeling that feeling is exactly the same. The feeling when you give the perfect gift that makes someone happy. The feeling when you stand on your back porch and the moonlight shines on unbroken snow. The feeling of knowing that all is right and perfect in your world for just a few moments," Goodman explained.
"Fag," Wilson snorted, shook his head and turned back to watching the choir sing.
Goodman smiled but knew that all was right in Legates' world for just a moment. And just as quickly as it came the moment passed. Michelle let the music drift around her and sang. A few songs later, Tanya stepped up on the stage and a screen appeared behind her.
"Okay, Ladies and Gentlemen, we're going to start the part where you get to sing. The words to the songs, as if you'll need them, will appear," she pointed to the screen behind her, "here on this screen. So have a little fun."
The crowd clapped as she left the stage and joined the volunteers on the side of the stage. Michelle looked around and realized that Martinez's unit had joined them. The night began to glow as candles were being lit by the people around them.
They sang through Ding Dong Merrily on High then Away in the Manger. Then a song they all knew and loved started. Goodman lifted his chin at Legates who shot him a grin and a nod. Goodman turned and nodded to the other guys. Michelle missed the entire silent message being passed around.
"Oh shit," Andrea muttered to herself.
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donder and Blizten
But do you reeecaaalllll
The most famous reindeer of all
Michelle giggled when the guys around her drew out the word recall like the music. Legates grinned at the guys and shot Martinez a wink. Martinez put his forehead in the palm of his hand. Tanya eyed Legates suspiciously and narrowed her eyes at him. In return, Legates wiggled his eyebrows and grinned. Michelle continued to sing oblivious to everything going on around her.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
REINDEER was barked in unison cadence style by the men surrounding Michelle. She jumped at the barked word. The people around them tittered in laughter.
Had a very shiny nose
NOSE
And if you ever saw it
SAW IT
You would even say it glows
GLOWS
All of the other reindeer
REINDEER
By this word the group surrounding the units were joining in and laughing. Tanya stood over next to the stage bent over clutching her sides and laughing. The men continued to mimic the last word of each line in a flat cadence chant. When the song was over the crowds around them cheered and laughed. An hour later, the evening drew to a close and Tanya pushed her way through the men standing around Michelle.
"Girl, that was funny as hell," Tanya said, hugging Michelle.
"Don't look at me that was them," she waved her finger around at the men.
"Whatever," Tanya said.
"No, not whatever. I didn't have anything to do with it. Am I allowed to leave now? Various parts of my body are freezing," Michelle complained.
"Someone wasn't doing their job," Tanya said with a leer. Legates chuckled at her and whistled under his breath.
"Either way, I don't care. I'm freezing, tired and well tired," Michelle repeated, causing Techie to burst into laughter.
"Areway ouryay adylay artspay inglingtay?" (Are your lady parts tingling?) Tanya asked Michelle in pig Latin with a grin on her face.
Legates choked on his laughter and Techie smacked a hand over his mouth to cover his laughter. Andrea looked back and forth between the men frowning in confusion.
"Uhday," (Duh) Michelle answered.
"Iway ancay eesay hyway," (I can see why) Tanya said, grinning.
"Oye, onay ookinglay orway ouchingtay," (Oye, no looking or touching)Michelle said, waggling her finger at her friend.
"Ahhnay, Iway amway oinggay otay aketay histay oneway omehay," (Nahh, I am going to take this one home)Tanya said, wiggling her eyebrows and indicating Martinez.
The guys around them were watching the girls speak their heads moving as if they were watching a tennis match. Techie hooted in laughter and looked at the sky. Legates started whistling and looking around.
"Atway eastlay elltay emay hattay ehay isway oodgay inway edbay," (At least tell me that he is good in bed) Tanya said with a pouty expression.
Legates reached up and smacked his hand over Michelle's mouth before she could answer. Tanya's eyes shot to his which were filled with amusement.
"Ouyay idin'tday aysay ouyay okespay igpay atinlay," (You didn't say you spoke pig Latin) Tanya said accusingly, shaking her finger at him.
"Ouyay askedway aboutway asebay anguageslay," (You asked about base languages) Legates said with a knowing smirk on his face. Tanya spun to face the group of men.
"owhay elseway eakspay igpay atinlay?" (Who else speaks pig Latin) Tanya demanded with a flush on her cheeks.
The men shook their heads looking at each other in confusion. Techie waved at her with a smirk on his mouth and laughter in his eyes. Andrea bowed her head and pinched the bridge of her nose with her fingers. Tanya sighed and rolled her eyes.
"We're leaving now," Michelle said, spinning on her heel, she left for the parking garage.
She stopped where they first ran into the men. Legates brought up the back of the crew talking to Perkins who had his arm wrapped around a blonde cheerleader. Michelle's eyes narrowed, she wasn't one to deny anyone some fun but this was not happening.
"Josh, can I speak with you please," Michelle said sweetly. Legates and half the men's eyes narrowed at her sweet tone.
"What's wrong, Michelle? Need an escort?" The sneering call came from the blonde cheerleader. The men froze and turned looks on her that made her swallow.
"What? I'm serious it can be dangerous around here after dark," the blonde girl said, back peddling and trying to make it sound like she cared. Legates caught up to Michelle and stopped in front of her.
"What's up?" He asked, standing in front of her.
"I'm all about Perkins having fun that's fine and cool but..." Michelle paused.
"He's just going to have some fun," Legates said, blowing her statement off.
"No, what he's going to have is a long list of venereal diseases," she shot back.
Legates rocked back and Michelle looked up at him with wide eyes. He let out a grunt and looked over his shoulder.
"Techie," Legates called out. Techie approached them with a grin, Andrea a few steps behind her fiancé.
"What's up?" He asked, looking at Legates.
"Nothing really. I just needed you over here talking to us so I can do something," Legates said with a frown. Techie looked at him as if he were smoking crack.
"Perkins, you got duty tonight," Legates called out, making Techie frown.
"What?" Perkins groaned with a frown.
"DR," Legates called out.
The men frozen and groaned at Legates' call. Perkins' eyes narrowed and he frowned.
"Sorry, Melissa. Duty calls," Perkins said with a shrug.
She nodded and walked off. Perkins shuffled over to them and growled.
"I don't give a rat's ass," he said, standing in front of them with his arms crossed.
"DR?" Michelle said, looking between the three of them with a confused expression.
"Dorm rat," Andrea explained, her frown pulling down her lips.
"I don't care," Perkins said, still frowning.
"Dirty Dorm Rat," Legates made it clear as to why they cared.
"That makes it a little different," Perkins sighed then stalked off. Legates wrapped his arm around Michelle and led her away.
"We going to see you anytime soon, Legates?" Wilson called out.
Legates lifted his hand and waved it seeming to completely ignore the question. Wilson started chuckling and walked towards his car. Techie and Andrea followed a pouting Perkins to his car. Michelle stomped her feet as Legates unlocked the truck doors.
"If I didn't know better I'd think you were cold," he said, chuckling.
"Just open the fricking doors," she grumbled at him.
He opened her door and lifted her into the truck. He looked up at her with a grin. After closing the door, he walked around to the driver's side and started the truck. He flipped a few switches and waited for the truck to warm up before pulling out into the crisp December night.
"Oh heated seats," Michelle sighed as her lower half started to get warm.
"Yep, you know I had a lot more fun than I expected," he said, smiling. Michelle smiled softly and nodded.
"Another successful year and there were a lot more people this year," she said, smiling.
"It's been years and years since I've been caroling," he said, turning on the heat.
She smiled again and moved to the vents on her side to blow on her. He drove to the hotel and pulled into the parking lot. Finding a parking place, Legates parked the truck and jumped out. Walking around, he helped Michelle down from the truck then closed and locked the doors. They walked into the hotel lobby and the man behind the counter shot Michelle a huge grin when he saw her hat.
"I'm going to burn this thing," she muttered as they stepped on the elevator.
Legates whistled and looked at the ceiling of the elevator. She snorted and shot him a scowl.
"Come on, I can't help it I think you'd look hot in that hat and nothing else," Legates said, a sheepish smile spreading across his face.
She swatted his arm and a smile crept across her face at his smile. He followed her out of the elevator and down the hall whistling 'I ain't getting nuthin for Christmas'. Michelle burst into laughter when she heard what he was whistling. Opening the door, she ducked inside and spun around as he entered the room. Wiggling his eyebrows, he reached for her. Laughing, she spun around and raced towards the bedroom.
"Oh, that's how you want to play it huh?" He growled his voice full of laughter as he chased after her.
He found her in the bedroom sitting on the bed, pulling off her shoes. She had already taken off her jacket and sweats. He pulled off his jacket as he walked into the room. Walking over, he sat down next to her then pulled off his boots and socks.
"You'll have to unzip me," she said, presenting him with her back.
Standing up behind her, he pulled the zipper down slowly. Kissing skin as it became exposed, he felt her breathing quicken under his lips. She tugged on the arms as the zipper slid lower, hooking her thumbs in the edge of her pantyhose. She bent over and pulled it all off at the same time making Legates moan at the sight of her butt covered in black silk panties.
"I don't ever remember in any Christmas story Mrs. Claus wearing black silk panties," he groaned, putting his hands on her hips and running his thumbs from the top of her butt to her lower back.
Spinning around, Michelle looked up at him wearing a smirk. He looked down at her and groaned. She was wearing a pair of black panties, black bra and the Santa hat.
"So, wrong," he sighed, dropping his head and shaking it gently.
Michelle chuckled and stepped closer to him. Hooking her fingers in the bottom of his tee shirt, she started to tug it up. When it reached his shoulders, she had to stop, she wasn't tall enough to pull it all the way off when they were standing. Reaching up, he pulled his shirt over his head and off. He felt Michelle's hands at the waist of his pants and chuckled.
She'd never taken his ACU's off of him. He sucked in a gasp when he realized she quickly figured out the closure on his pants. She pushed them down and he stepped out of them. Reaching for her, he pulled up against him and unhooked her bra. She pulled back slightly and pulled it off. Leaning down, he caught her mouth in a searing kiss.
She moaned in the back of her throat and started lightly pushing him towards the bed. When his knees hit the bed, he sat down and she straddled him. He kissed down her neck placing nipping kisses. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled his head closer. Moaning, she rolled her hips on his now straining erection. Sliding his hands down her sides to her hips, he tugged on her panties.
Standing up, she pulled off her panties as he wiggled out of his underwear. She climbed back on his lap and kissed him. Her tongue swept across his bottom lip causing him to open his mouth. Her tongue plunged into his mouth and swirled around his. Groaning, he pulled back and placed his mouth at the hollow of her throat and licked.
She leaned back and he lifted her up slightly. Taking one of her nipples in his mouth, he sucked lightly. She felt moisture rush between her legs and ground down against him. He sucked in a deep shuddering breath and reached between them. Sliding his fingers through her moisture, he pushed them into her making her moan. He began to push his fingers in and out making her hips roll in a riding motion. He kissed up her neck and sucked her earlobe into his mouth. He could hear her ragged gasps coming faster as his thumb circled her clit.
"God," she gasped.
He continued with his movements until she started to clench around his fingers. Looking up, he caught her eyes. He watched them change color as her orgasm rolled over her. Michelle shuddered but didn't break eye contact as pleasure shot through her body and made her moan. She gently pushed him down onto his back as he continued to stroke her down. Sliding back, she slid his fingers from her. Then she slid on to him, making him moan in pleasure as her wet heat surrounded him.
He gasped as she began to rock, riding him in a fast motion. Grabbing her hips, he put his thumb on her clit and let her ride to her heart's content. She planted her hands on his chest and continued to slide up and down his length. She could feel the tightness building and dropped her head back with a moan. He felt the pompom from her hat brush the top of his thighs and groaned as she circled her hips.
He felt his orgasm building and prayed she'd get there before he did. Just as he thought he was going to lose it, she clenched around him, making him explode with pleasure. She continued to ride her orgasm out and he breathed heavily. Finally, she dropped to his chest and panted in ragged breaths.
"I'm sure as hell not getting anything for Christmas. Santa's going to be pissed," he panted.
Michelle giggled between pants. Reaching up, she pulled the hat off and threw it in the floor. Legates ran his hand from her shoulders, down her back to her butt. Cupping her butt, he let out a sigh. As his heartbeat beneath her ear slowed down, Michelle felt him slide from her. Sighing, she pushed herself up off him.
"Where you going?" He whined at her movement.
"Bathroom," she said, moving quietly to the bathroom.
Rolling off the bed, Legates pulled on his pajama pants with a sigh. Michelle came out and picked her panties up off the floor. Pulling them on, she walked to the dresser where her bag sat. She pulled out a tee shirt and tugged it on over her head. Legates' eyes spotted a gift on the dresser, he didn't remember seeing it before.
Shrugging, he crawled into the bed and turned on the lamp beside the bed. Michelle crawled in and wrapped herself around him. She let out a sleepy sigh and smiled when his lips touched her forehead. He watched her drift to sleep and wondered how he'd gotten so lucky as he fell asleep not long after her.
Michelle woke up and looked to her left then her right. Legates was nowhere to be seen. Grunting, she pulled her knees up under her stomach and stretched her back. Her back popped from her neck to her hips. Sighing, she sat up on her haunches and arched her back again. She felt the bed dip when he knelt behind her. His arms slid around her ribcage and he cupped her breasts in his hands.
"The next time I catch you doing that. I'm going to grab you by the hips and drive into you until you scream with pleasure," his gravelly voice said near her ear. She hmmd when his mouth came down on her neck. Reaching behind herself, she threaded her fingers through his hair.
"Promise?" She asked her voice still husky with sleep.
"Bend over, stretch your back again and find out," he growled into her neck.
She felt his teeth graze her neck and she moaned as she grew damp. His hands slid down her ribs and up under the tee shirt she was wearing. His hands brushed her skin as they moved to her breasts. She moaned again as his thumbs brushed across her nipples.
"You had better be able to finish what you are starting," she said in a hushed tone.
"Mmm, I plan on it," he growled. His hands slid down her ribs and dipped into her panties. His finger brushed her clit and she gasped.
"God," was all he said as he sank his fingers into her.
Nibbling on her neck, he moved his fingers deeper. She pushed back into his chest and felt him grow hard against her back. She groaned when she felt his fingers leave her. He reached up and pulled the shirt from her body. She felt his skin against her back and gooseflesh rose on her skin. Lifting one leg at a time, she let him take her panties off and throw them in the floor.
She felt pleasure shoot through her body as his hands seemed to be everywhere at once. On her hips, on her breasts, she spread her knees to give him more room and ground against his hand as his fingers slid into her again. She used her left hand to guide his left hand to her breast. Keeping her hand over his, she used his fingers to tease her nipples.
Legates sucked in a ragged breath and exhaled, watching her skin get goosebumps as his breath brushed her skin. Her hips began rolling and her lower back brushed against his straining erection. His breath hissed across her back as his forehead hit her shoulder. He continued to stroke his fingers in and out of her. She pressed herself against his thumb harder. Listening to her body, he pressed his thumb a little harder against her clit.
Michelle gasped and closed her eyes. How did he manage to do this to her? She wondered as she felt a need for more contact. Leaning forward a little bit, she pressed into his thumb. He hit the spot and she let him take over. She gasped as he brought her closer still. As she rode his fingers, she could feel him drip on her lower back. He continued to slide his fingers in and out of her while rubbing her clit. She let out a low moan as she felt the pressure between her legs build and her muscles start to tense.
Legates felt her muscles start to tense and heard her low moan. He braced his back then moved his left hand from her breast, down her stomach and wrapped his arm around her stomach. Her back arched, her head in his shoulder and her hips thrust forward as her orgasm shook her body. He slowly stroked her down and placed kisses on her temple. She pouted when he moved from behind her and off the bed.
"C'mere," he said, his voice rough with desire.
She moved across the bed on her knees. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him down to kiss him. When their mouths separated, he grinned against her lips.
"This is all fine and good but you need to turn around," he growled at her. She pulled her head back in confusion.
"Trust me," was all he said.
She turned around so her back was to his chest. Legates' eyes skated down her back and he felt his erection bump against his stomach at the sight of the fluid he left on her lower back. Putting his hands on her hips, he pulled her back so her knees were on the edge of the mattress. Michelle felt his chest brush against her shoulder blades.
He put on hand on her hip and ran his hand up her spine gently pushing her down. She felt vulnerable with her face down and her butt up. Legates leaned over her back and pressed a kiss against her shoulder blade. Her shoulders arched and stomach bowed. He placed licking kisses across her shoulders. Then she felt his tip near her entrance, she shifted slightly lining him up. When he felt that he was lined up with her, he pushed slowly into her.
She gasped as he slowly filled her. Straightening to an upright position, he began to slowly thrust in and out. Michelle bowed her back and moaned at the sensation. Then he began to thrust harder and she gasped. With the harder thrust, he rubbed her in a spot in her that made her squirm. He saw one of her arms shift underneath her and he let it go. He wouldn't be able to do that for her in this particular position.
He braced his feet and began to move faster slowly building the speed with the harder thrusts. Michelle sucked in a gasp at the sensations between his thrusts and her fingers. Moaning, she felt her muscles start to clench in her thighs. Legates' eyes nearly rolled back in his head as he felt her walls starting to constrict around him.
Keeping his rhythm steady, he continued to plunge into her. Her moan started low and matched her orgasm in intensity and length. Legates bit his lip and kept stroking until she went limp. Then he came hard. Gasping for breath, he leaned over her back. Because she was face down on the bed he was hovering over her. She pushed up on her arms and put her back against his chest.
"Mmmmm," she said.
"Mmmm is right," he said quietly, dropping kisses on her neck.
Wrapping his arms around her, he rolled onto his back, dragging her down and to his side. She snuggled in and snuffled as she tried to get even closer. Her eyes moved to the clock and she grunted. They had time, she thought as her mind drifted into dreamland. Legates sighed contentedly and closed his eyes.
Michelle groaned, rolled over and looked at the clock. She slid from the bed, watching as Legates' hands clutched at the sheets where she had been. Almost as if he was looking for her in his sleep. Smiling, she headed to the shower. She could at least give him that much more time to sleep. They were supposed to be at Cam's for the Christmas dinner in three hours. She was in the shower when the door opened.
"Why didn't you wake me up, sweetheart?" Legates asked with a yawn as he stripped off his clothes.
He growled when Michelle's phone rang. Hitting the speaker button, he held it towards the shower.
"Hello?" Michelle called out from the other side of the shower curtain.
"Hello, Mrs. Claus," Tanya called out.
Legates let out a sigh and set the phone down on the counter. One of these days they'd be able to have sex in the shower again. Opening the curtain, he stepped into the shower.
"What do you want, Tanya?" Michelle asked in a groaning voice.
"I just called to let you know the tallies are in and we donated 95 hundred dollars in cash, six thousand in toys and seven thousand in food this year," Tanya said happily.
"That's good," Michelle said.
"Did you have fun with Martinez last night?" Legates asked, wearing a huge smirk on his face.
"Sure did," Tanya purred.
"Oh, jeez, I hope I won't have to shoot Martinez, " Legates muttered, hoping Martinez wouldn't try to give him a play by play.
"You couldn't hit me if I was standing in the middle of an open field wearing neon orange," Martinez called out.
"Dammit! You didn't tell me you had us on speaker phone," Michelle growled.
"Paybacks," Tanya simpered.
"Where the hell are you guys anyway? You sound like you're in a bathro- Oh jeez," Martinez said.
Michelle giggled and Legates playfully leered over her shoulder at her breasts.
"Oh God, now I am scarred for life," Martinez muttered.
"Yeah, hang around with them enough and you'll be more than scarred," Tanya smirked.
"Did you need to speak with me anymore?" Michelle asked, glaring at the phone around the shower curtain.
Legates' tongue peeked from the corner of his mouth in a completely mischievous form as his hands snaked around Michelle.
"Just need to know if you are going home tonight?" Tanya asked in a breathless voice.
"No," Michelle answered, slipping from Legates' grip, sticking her tongue out at him. She hit the button and ended the phone call.
"God, I didn't need to hear that," she muttered. Legates quickly soaped up and rinsed off.
"What time are we supposed to be there?" Legates asked, stepping out and wrapping a towel around his waist.
She leaned her hip against the counter and turned to look at him as he spread shaving gel on his face.
"Well, the dinner starts in three hours but I always show up an hour before to help with prep," she said.
A/N: Let's see what's tomorrow oh that's right CHRISTMAS DINNER ;-)... twinkling lights, open mouth, jealousy, nice tie, elf ears, cupcake, laundry room, gynecologist, playground, proctologist, options, harassing squints, scotch, prostates, Disney ornaments, cat and mouse, family, Felicia, lovely views, turducken, instant potatoes, kiddie table, facts, dueling forks, pie, Princess Aurora, goo, and threats.