Blog Post: Peeta Mellark
HI! PEETA HERE! I TURNED ON CAPS LOCK AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Oh. You click whAT SAYS CAPS LOCK! NOT AGAIN!
Okay, I'm good. Now, here is a poem I wrote! OMG THERE IS A POEM BUTTON THAT MAKES THE LETTERS SQUGGLY!
Katniss I love you
I love bread too
You're hair smells like hair
You're almost as pretty as Finnick Odair
M name is Peeta
I loaf Katniss-eeta
She has a bow
And arrow
Hair Smelling Hair
Feet Smelling Feet
You do not look like a parakeet
So? You like it?
Comments
Finnick: So.. I'm pretty?
Katniss: apparently
Finnick: I prefer ruggedly handsome
Katniss: And I prefer Peeta not being alive.
Haymitch Abernathy and Gale Hawthorne like this
Finnick: You think I'm ruggedly handsome?
Katniss: Er… no
Gale: No!
Haymitch: NOOO!
Peeta: YES!
Finnick: Whatever! Annie thinks I'm ruggedly handsome
Annie: Only regular handsome J
55 people like this
Finnick: I am very rugged!
Annie: Fin, when you shave you chest hair…..that's not rugged….
110 people like this
Finnick: ANNIE!
Annie: I only have 11 people on my friends list…
Katniss: Finnick.. Shaves… Chest… Hair!
Katniss Mellark is now friends with Annie Cresta
Katniss: PROFANITY FILTERED BY CHILD LOCK FOR PRIMROSE EVERDEEN
Katniss: Who changed my name? ! ! !
Peeta: I loaf you? 3
Peeta Mellark status update: In hospital
Everyone likes this even Peeta because Katniss likes this
Katniss: back to Finnick. Chest hair?
Finnick: Uh… GTG! Annie, tell them nothing!
Annie: Just wait until I'm sure he's gone…..
Annie: Ok.
Katniss: Tellll usssss
Finnick: NO!
Annie: There's always next time Katniss….