A/N Sorry I couldn't update yesterday. Told ya I'd get in trouble for being over my curfew -.- I had to be apart of (gulp) family time. NOOO! :( OH, and I have couple names :P
Me: Pip and Chocolain-
Chocolain: AHSV JGAGA! DDADH! :O WHAT?
Me: Hey, hey, MY story! Anyways, it'll be 'P.C.'
Pip: Righto then. 'P.C' sounds good Candy ^^
Me: Thanks Pip :D You're so nice~!
Chocolain: HOW CAN YOU STAY SO CALM ABOUT THIS? I'm Chocolain, and I don't have crushes! :O
Me: Brian and Red will be be 'Bread', which was said from Tewi Inaban.
Brian: I like bread... with butter of course.
Red: ME TOO! :D
Me: Elissa and Craig will be... 'Crissa.'
Craig: Oh God, that's horrible -.-
Me: ;(
Craig: (flips me off)
Me: Kenny and Krisa will be.. damn, I don't know 'Kisa'?
Kenny and Krisa: ... -.-
Me: Starr and Cartman... damn, this is a hard one. Um... um... 'Carr'. Yes, Carr, though Tewi Inaban says 'Starrman'
Cartman: That's retarded names!
Me: LIVE WITH IT ;(
Starr: 0.0
Me: Oh, and if I plan on doing something like Starr and Jimmy (which I probably won't), it'll be 'Stimmy'
Jimmy: St-St-St-Stimmy sounds f-funny XD
Me: Rainbow and Tweek should be... 'Reek.'
Tweek: D-does that-OH JESUS- mean I st-stink? 0.0 GAH!
Rainbow: I dunno know, but people better not the wrong idea! :l
Me: Stan and Kat will be 'Kan.'
Stan: Oh how utterly original -.-
Me: YOU TRY COMIN' UP WITH A BETTER NAME :/
Stan: ... 'Sat.'
Me: Oh yea, THAT'S original too!
Kat: (giggles)
Me: IF Kyle and Ashly get together (IF!), then it'll be called... 'Kash.'
Kyle. -.- Candy, your names suck.
Me: (sniffles) :(
Me: IF Kyle and Jenna get together (IF!), then it'll be called... 'Jyle.'
Jenna: That doesn't even make any sense!
Me: OH WELL ;(
And now the replies! :D
STANandKYLE: YAY! XD Thanks for liking :)
SouthParkFan8: Adorable, right? XD Bwahaha, Cartman gets exposed indeed.
6747: D'awwww :) Oh yea, I feel bad for ya 0.0
Tinaloveheart: Thanks! I like reading your story too ^^
Jenna: HAHAHA XD
Cartman: (glares) SHUT UP!"
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Adorable~! If only that happened to me... :3 Haha, just kiddin' :P But yea, here's that update!
Tewi Inaban: They make ButtersxRed? 0.0 La fucks? But yea, ok then! I don't know if I can handle ANOTHER love triangle. I already suck at romances a bit as it is -.- Lol, it's ok if ya didn't wanna read; it's too much FLUFF :O
Starr: I should download that video ;)
Cartman: I hate you -.-
Phew... Ok, there they are :D
Disclaimer: I only own the story plot, Chocolain, and other OCs that have been created by me. Anything else does not. OCs belong to their original creator.
Brian's POV
I woke up to the sound of birds, since my Dad was shit and couldn't afford a fucking alarm clock. I went downstairs and ate some cold waffles. As I ate, I noticed my Dad wasn't here.
Probably getting some Blue Moon or something...
I glanced to the right to see a picture. It was of my bitch of a mother.
'You're useless!'
'I never wanted you in my life.'
'Bastard of a child...'
'Go die in Hell.'
Those were the usual things she said to me. I hated her, and I still do. I grabbed the picture and ripped it up.
She left us... She left me. Sure I hated her, but she could've stayed and NOT run away with some man whore...
Bitch.
I yawned, grabbed my 'borrowed' book bag, and left the house without a word. I usually walked alone to school. I hated the bus with those annoying kids. Damn it, now I'm sounding like some old ass man!
Anways, I finally got to the school as the bus approached. Like always, Red got off the bus.
Oh, she's so adorable...
"Hi cutie." Red winked.
"Back to ya." I winked back. We both shared a laugh as we linked hands and walked in the school. I heard all the 'awws' as we walked down the hallway. I felt my face burn up a bit.
Stupid jerks...
Anyways, we got into Garrison's class, and everything was the same.
Pip was being an annoying brat, Cartman was being an asshole to everyone, Chocolain was being wild and climbing on desks and shit, Jenna and Rainbow wrote shit, Kyle did his work, Ashly stared at Kyle, Krisa and Kenny were looking at disturbing magazines, Elissa was talking to Craig, Kat raised an eyebrow at Stan's green face, Starr was looking through some book with the word 'Touhou' on it-
Fuck it, it was a normal morning. 'Nuff said.
Finally, dismissal came. I herad my phone 'bing', signaling I got a message. Red peeked over my shoulder to see.
The number was private, but I still received the message. I snickered as I saw the title. Red giggled.
Fatty Tryin' to get DOWN!
"Oh this has got to be good..." I grinned a bit as I pressed play to show me the Youtube video.
...
Oh.
My.
Waffles.
"AHAHAHAHA!" I laughed louldy, clutching onto my stomach. Red grew wide eyed. I noticed people giving me weird looks.
I don't give two shits. This video is funnier than 'B!tch Repellant'. And that's saying a lot, because 'B!tch Repellant' is funny as hell!
The video showed Cartman!
Dancing!
"Oh, the injustice!" I laughed, feeling tears come down my face. This isn't qualified as embarrassing when you're seeing the fattest kid in school dancing to Just Dance 2. It's qualified as normal people.
NORMAL!
Red giggled a bit. "This is hilarious!" she laughed.
"AY! Stupid poor Jew boy and Red head! What're ya laughing at." I heard (not seen, heard) Cartman walk towards Red and I as I still laughed. He looked at the URL. "A Youtube video?"
"Yea, there's a video of you dancing on Youtube, and it's pretty damn funny!" I laughed at Cartman's face.
"What? Let me see that!" He snatched my 'borrowed' phone and looked at it with shock. "Holy shit... KAHL!" He gave me back the phone and let his chubby ass legs carry him onwards to Kyle. I, being a nosy ass, followed since I wanted to see this. I held Red's hand along the way.
Who knows? Maybe it'll be another Cartman vs. Kyle fight! WHOO!
Fighting is awesome!
"I'm gonna kill you!" Cartman exclaimed.
"...And why?" Kyle asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Because you posted this-" Cartman showed Kyle the still playing video. "-onto Youtube!"
"No I didn't." Kyle rolled his eyes and grabbed the phone from fat ass's grip. "See? The username on this is... WhalesAreCoolio. That's not me dude."
"Oh." Cartman said flatly. "So it was YOU!" Cartman pointed a finger at Stan. "You pussy. You just couldn't stand not putting my hot body on Youtube!"
"No I didn't!" Stan yelled back. "Plus, I'm not the only person who likes whales! Right?" Everyone stayed quiet. "Kyle? Kenny? Brian?"
"I like dolphins more." Red commented.
"Sorry dude." Kenny shrugged.
"Nope." Kyle said flatly.
"Dogs are better." I muttered.
"A-aww, come on!" Stan complained. "I didn't even have my phone!"
"Hmm... true." Cartman nodded. "I guess it wasn't you. You're lucky Stan Marsh." Cartman cleared his throat. "WHOEVER PUT THIS SHITTY ASS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"What video?" Starr asked. I simply gave her my phone and played the video over. "Oh, I'm so downloading this!" She began to cry tears of laughter as she grabbed out her own phone and gave me mines back.
"You know what? Fuck you Starr, fuck you Stan, fuck you..." I toned him out and dragged Red away. I got bored, of course. No fights equal boring~!
"See you later Red." I smiled and gave her a peck on the cheek. She returned it before we went our seperate ways.
I entered the house to, of course, see my Dad on the couch knocked the fuck out. With a slight growl, I dragged him outside and dumped him on the lawn. As usual, I heard a rustle in the neighbor's bushes. Probably some animal...
But...
Why does it come everyday?
...
Hmm, must be attracted by the stanky ass smell.
I stared at mmy Dad. He was truly a mess. His black hair was wild, his skin was marked with scratches...
He needs help.
With a very deep sigh, I travelled back into my home. More like hell hole. I went to my room and plugged my phone into my 'borrowed' charger.
Hmm... I should watch Cartman dancing again...
A/N Hmm, that's the ending there! Aha, I bet you know who posted the video :P If you don't... you'll figure it out; trust me, I'm Candy! Truter...er extrodinair! SO! Ashly POV is next for us :D
Sneak Peek on Next Chapter
"Ok, this is what's gonna happen." Chocolain started. "SO! Kyle, you're going on dates with Ashly and Jenna. You'll go out with Ashly here first."
"Aw, but why?" Jenna asked softly.
"'Cause her name comes first in the alphabet." Chocolain shrugged.
Dates? Kyle? Jenna and Ashly? LA FUCKS? 0.0 Wanna know what happens? Tune in next time then! :D
-W.C.P ;)
P.S. Watch 'B!tch Repellant'. It is FUNNY! :D