A/N It's been two days, and Fanfiction has changed. The fuck is up with Image Manager? 0.0 Whatever, I'll read the Guidelines later. Replies! :D
SouthParkFan8: I knew you would :3 Yesh, it has finally happened :D HERE IT IS! XD
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Pissed off Cartman is hilarious~! :)
Cartman: AY! ;(
Me: No problem, no problem :) Oh, and I have no idea what show/movie/whatever it is, well, is 0.0 Man, I need to watch T.V more...
TheMilkCarton: Lol, of course you would :D I know roght now you're probably not tired, but whatevs :3 Dolpheens... again ._.
Tinaloveheart: Yea, the next probably three chapters will dicuss the love triangle :)
Jenna: May the best lady win? *sticks out hand*
Ashly: *nods and shakes Jenna's hand* May the best lady win.
Kyle: 0.0
6747: AHA! You got the guess wrong about the video... Bwahaha XD The borrowed phone, hm, I'll say it's Token's, since he's rich. Yea, that'll totally happen now, so one guess out of three is right :) 33.3%... Damn, I'm too smart -.-
And... tada :D
Disclaimer: I'm just borrowing these mega awesome OCs to write some totally original story, k? K :) I don't own any characters from South Park, 'cause if I did, Pip would be MINE! Mine... :l
"Wake up my little Debu." I heard Mama whisper to me.
I sat up and glanced at her shortly. "Don't call me that Mama..." I groaned, rolling my eyes.
"Aw, I just want to make my life more fun..." She smiled and pinched my fat cheek slightly with a smile before leaving my room.
After getting properly prepared for school and eating, both Papa and I left. Papa blows people's leaves sometimes, or if he has to, he cleans their house or car.
"Bye Ashlynn." Papa smiled.
"You can just call me Ashly Papa." I laughed. He shook his head 'no', like usual. I rolled my eyes. "Ok Papa. Bye then. Have a nice time working!" We both waved before going our seperate ways.
I popped a speriment gum in my mouth as I walked. I spotted a teen, probably a highschooler, walk from across the street. She was blonde and had big breasts and-
Oh God, did I just think that? I felt my face flush as I looked at her. She's so pretty... Jesus, the lesbian part of me is showing.
Yea, I'm bi. It's a secret though. Nobody shall know...
"Look down Ashly!" I scolded myself in a whisper. I looked at my shoes, my cheeks still burning until I finally made it to the school. With a deep breath, I walked in.
"Hi Kyle." Jenna and I said in unison with smile. We were standing at Kyle's locker, since it's dismissal and we all you know... hang.
"Hi Jenna, Ashly." Kyle replied back.
Awkward silence...
"So... ready for baseball and fighting parents?" Jenna asked after a while.
"Yea." Kyle sighed.
More awkward silence...
"That's it!" I herad Chocolain yell. I saw her march over to us.
"Oh, hi Chocolain." Jenna smiled. "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong? Everything's wrong!" The brunette turned to Kyle. "Can't your small stupid eyes see? These two-" She pointed to Jenna and I. "-like you ya dumb nut!"
"W-what?" Kyle asked in shock. I stood there mouth agape. Jenna flushed a deep scarlet.
How the FUCK did she know? If Chocolain can see it, then everybody can see it!
SHIT!
"Yes, so we're gonna solve it by you choosing which girl to get this... this... this shit over with." Chocolain sighed a bit.
"..." The three of us stayed quiet and looked at her silently. My eyes were still wide. Was it that noticible? Crud...
I want a doughnut!
"Ok, this is what's gonna happen." Chocolain started. "SO! Kyle, you're going on dates with Ashly and Jenna. You'll go out with Ashly here first."
"Aw, but why?" Jenna asked softly.
"'Cause her name comes first in the alphabet." Chocolain shrugged.
"Don't I get a say in this?" Kyle asked, finally speaking.
Chocolain beamed. "Hell no red head! So! Arrangements... Ashly and Kyle's date will be this Friday. Jenna and Kyle's date will be next Friday. Then, on Monday, Kyle will make his decision, got it?" We all nodded. "Good then! Have fun~!" She waved and left.
"Um.. well see you on Friday Ashly, and you next Friday Jenna?" Kyle shrugged.
"Yea..." I replied.
"M-mhmmm..." Jenna flushed a bit more and nodded. He left silently.
Jenna and I stood there awkwardly next to each other. "Look..." Jenna started. "I don't want this... 'competion' to get in the way of our friendship..." Jenna spoke up. She stuck out her hand with a slight smile. "So... may the best Kyle lover win?"
I stared at her blankly for a moment. I really didn't want to ruin our friendship. Jenna's my friend, my amigo! I laughed a bit with a slight smile myself. "May the best Kyle lover win."
We shook on it and hugged before waving goodbye to each other.
I sat on my bed, staring at the calendar.
It was Friday.
It was after school.
"My date with Kyle is today..." I muttered. I gulped deeply.
Wait, I forgot what I was doing...
OMG! KYLE!
"Oh crap, we were gonna, um..." I muttered to myself. What were we doing again? CRUD, I FORGOT! "Oh yea!" I snapped my fingers, suddenly remembering. "Roller skating! Yea... But what outfit is appropriate to impress him AND cover up my biggums... Hmm..." I went through my closet. "Aha!" I snapped my fingers again and looked at one particular outfit. "Perfect~" I purred with a smile.
"You look really nice Ashly." Kyle smiled.
I was wearing my blue and black checkered hoodie still, just with a black skirt and leggings with black converses. I smiled back. "Why thank you." I replied polietly as I closed the door behind me. We began to walk.
Awkward silence... again...
We finally made it. "This must be it..." I muttered, looking at the sign. 'Colorful Roller Rink'.
"That's kind of a stupid name..." Kyle grumbled.
I giggled and grabbed his hand. "Well, let's go."
Kyle and I had a fun time. A really fun time. He was so polite. He payed for it all! I could've payed... But you know, if the guy wants to pay, then let him I guess.
He dropped me off home. "Well, uh, bye Ashly..." he said.
I smiled. "Thanks Kyle, you know for a fun time. Bye..." I closed the door softly and watched him from the window until he left. I then ran upstairs, 'cause you know... Mama can ask dumb questions. I locked my room door.
Then I remembered something...
"GOD DAMN IT, I COULD'VE KISSED HIM!"
A/N Hmm... that's a good ending. You know, I've been thinking about drawing these characters.
But you know... my drawing sucks ass -.- Whatevs, I'll still try I guess. Maybe I'll ask one of my small smount of friends to help. I'm more of a... singer, not artist :P
Jenna's POV will be the last POV from ANYBODY. That means that the remainder of this story will be... A NORMAL POV! :D That way, I can go into depth more I guess. Maybe longer chapters...? Meh, whatevs.
Sneek Peak on Next Chapter
"I have a date today!" I cried. "Oh God, it's with Kyle."
"And I care, why?" Jackie asked.
"What if you were getting ready to go on a date with Ike?"
"..."
"Exactly!"
Yea... Jyle date :) Well, I'll see ya soon, as in most likely tomorrow. Well at least in my time... :P
-W.C.P :D