Jesus, why does mostly everybody want Jenna to win? :P
Ashly: Yea, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LOVE!? D:
Jenna: *snickers in the background lowly*

You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Aha, thank you! ^^ Too much detail means too much revealing. NOOO! D: So yea, I do a little less detail, but enough to make you get it :) THANKS FOR CALLING THIS EPIC! :D AND KENNY IS AWESOME! :D I watched the movie two million, five hundred and twenty seven times... and a half :P

SouthParkFan8: Le gasp! Maybe, maybe not. You'll see *shrugs* Lol, if you wanna P.M me, go ahead :P

TheWhitestBlackGirlEver: Wow, another Jenna vote :P Lol, well thanks! :)

Tinaloveheart: Haha, yea... :P Thanks!

6747: It really did; they both had fun xD
Jenna: Yea! Oh how I loved it... :)

TheMilkCarton: And there goes Jenna's... what fourth vote?
Jenna: YAY XD
Ashly: THE FUCK? ;(
Me: But yea, we'll see who wins! Aw, poor you with your sun burn... :3 I never get sunburn 'cause you know, I barely go to the beach. I go to amusement parks :D Lol, go ahead and make Chocolain happy in the picture. Happy Chocolain FTW! :D
Chocolain: YESH! :D
Me: And no. Dolpheens. You're gonna have to get with the program gurl :3 *snaps fingers*

And that's it! :D

Disclaimer: Oh my God, writing this is a pain... I don't own the S.P characters, nor the OCs I borrowed to write this epic fic, ok? Ok :)

Normal POV

"Today's the day..." Ashly said to herself, walking calmly away from her house. "Monday. Kyle will choose... Wait, what is he choosing again?" Ashly tapped her foot. "OH! Between Jenna and I. Yea..." Ashly nodded her head and continued to walk silently to school. The girl took a huge breath in. "Well..." she started. "Let's DO THIS!"

"He's WHAT?" Jenna asked in disbelief.

"Yea, he went to go visit a cousin or somethin'." Stan replied casually as the bus stopped at the school.

"A WHAT?"

Stan sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "A cousin, Jen. A cousin."

"And WHEN in HELL were you gonna tell me THAT?"

"I dunno, the day he came back."

"WHAT?"

Stan once again sighed and went off the bus. He was feeling quite aggrivated at the bitchy Jenna. "He's. Not. Here. Ok? Ok."

Before Jenna could say anything to him, the boy went off. "Ugh!" Jenna cried, marching away inside the school.

Rainbow and Krisa stood nearby the angered Jenna. "Oh, she's totally not mad." Rainbow rolled her eyes.

"Mad people are kinda epic." Krisa shrugged.

"And how so?"

"...Doritos is how."

Rainbow laughed a bit. "What?"

"Doritos. Is how." Krisa repeated slowly.

"Nah, I think whales." Rainbow countered. "Whales equal peace and happiness and-"

"NO! Doritos equal that..."

"Whales do!"

"Doritos do!"

"WHALES!"

"DORITOS!"

"WHA-"

"GOD DAMN IT, GUINEA PIGS DO!" Eissa interrupted from across the hall at her locker. "NOW SHUT UP!"

"Someone's having a bad day..." Krisa muttered under her breath.

This really wasn't Elissa's day. Her father and her got into a heated arguement, ending in her getting pushed down the stairs. Her head ached and she felt her ankle pound in pain, but easily ignored it.

"Ugh... just when I thought he'd fess up and choose, he goes and visits his cousin." Elissa heard Ashly say.

"Who're you talkin' 'bout, Kyle?" Elissa raised an eyebrow.

Ashly stopped walking and nodded. "Yea! I thought he'd tell his choice today..."

"Oh I know Kyle's decision." Elissa said dully.

"Just tell me... please?" Ashly asked.

"Hmm... no." Elissa smirked and walked away.

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" Ashly huffed and crossed her arms.

"Aw, what's wrong Ashly; is it about Kyle?" Kat asked, walking up to her.

"Yea, and his decision." Ashly pouted.

"Oh.. well, uh, good luck finding that out, 'cause I totally don't-"

"You're a horrible liar Kat."

"I know..." Kat sighed and walked away.

Ashly then remembered something. "GOD DAMN IT, I COULD'VE ASKED HER WHAT HE SAID! UGH!"

Jenna sat in class, tapping both her foot and her pencil. 'Maybe... maybe he'll come back! Yea, maybe they got caught into big traffic and, and... AW MAN, IT'S HOPELESS!' Jenna softly placed her forehead on her desk and sighed silently. 'Now I have to wait... LONGER! It's bad enough I had to wait on the weekend. Now today too? Aww...'

Ashly wasn't any better. She kept thinking the littlest things were Kyle. 'Oh look, it's Kyl-aw, it's just Bebitch...' Ashly mentally laughed at the nickname. She remembered how Krisa and her made it up out of boredom one random day that she didn't remember. Just then, she spotted a fly... with Kyle's face. 'O..M..G! HOTTEST FLY EVA!' She continued to look at the fly attentively and lovingly.

"Ugh..." both Ashly and Jenna sighed in unison as they sat down at the lunch table (opposite ends of course) and sat down.

"What's wrong with you two?" Starr asked curiosuly.

"Kyle." Kat answered simply, smiling a bit. "They're anxious."

"Well you two just need to be patient." Starr informed them. "I'm pretty sure Kyle'll be back soon."

"Ha!" Elissa laughed a bit. "If you call two weeks soon, then soon it is!"

"TWO WEEKS?" Jenna and Ashly yelled. "NO!"

"Oh, but yes." Krisa replied. "It's a good cousin of his."

"Damn it..." Ashly slammed her head on the table, Jenna quickly following.

"Don't get mad... or sad!" Chocolain exclaimed happily. "GET GLAD!" She grew a serious face and looked dead striaght at the floor while everybody else gave her weird looks. "What? It's a good comercial! Those bags are really helpful in my household..."

"Even at a time of despair, you're still adorable." Jenna rolled her eyes, but smiled a bit nonetheless.

Chocolain beamed, pointing at herself. "'Cause I'm Chocolain Faith, duh! I'll make your day, like, twenty percent cooler!"

"If you say so Cocoa." Rainbow shook her head. "If you say so..."

"So hun, do you finally have a little boyfriend as of today?" Jenna's mother asked.

'I knew I should've never told her 'bout this...' Jenna groaned mentally. "No Mom, Kyle didn't decide. Now leave me alone."

"Wow, someone's cranky..." Jenna just sighed and marched upstairs. "You didn't take off your shoes Jenna!"

"What for?" Jenna yelled back. "I live here; what's the use of it?"

"So your feet don't stink!" Jenna growled, took off her shoes, and threw them downstairs. "See, now was that so hard?"

"No." Jenna replied flatly. In her mind she was thinking, 'God damn it, YES!'

But she couldn't say that to her Mom. She'd get grounded for sure. No video games for a whole week? Hah! Yea right, not on Jenna's watch...

"Ugh..." Jenan angrily grabbed a piece of paper and began to stab it with a pencil.

Today just wasn't her day.

A/N Bwahaha... You though you'd find out what Kyle would say! Well NOPE SUCKAHS! AHAHAHA xD

Wow. Cartman mode right there 0.0 I've listened to 'Come Sail Away' too much in school today...

Anyways, to tell you the truth, I don't know WHO Kyle should pick. So... drum roll please :P
Brian: *sighs and begins to drum*
Me: Thanks Brian. Anyways, I have... ZE POLL ON MY PROFILE...Z :) I'll let the readers decide; it's fair right?

Right? 0.0

But yea, Tinaloveheart and SouthParkFan8 can vote for their OCs too, 'cause you know... they're her OCs :) I'll wait two days to write next chappie so you guys can vote on it ^^ Yay, but then again boo 'cause you have to wait an extra day... Meh, I'm busy tomorrow anyways, so I probably wouldn't be able to get to the chapter tomorrow anyways... Hm, so sneak peek!

Sneak Peek on Next Chapter

"Why do I have to read it off?" Brian growled.

"Just 'cause..." Kyle replied back.

"Fine." Brain sighed deeply in annoyance. "And his choice is... is..."

What's his choice? Like I said, you decide! It's blind poll though, so HA! You still won't get to see until two days from now. Mwahaha... Well, goodbye you guys (KENNY QUOTES FTW! :D)

-W.C.P

P.S. 100 review mark this chappie? Maybe, just maybe...? :3

P.S.S I'm thinkin' of making random oneshots that follow this story (not now, but probably soon) Your thoughts? :)