A/N You'll never believe what happened yesterday! Guess, just... GUESS!
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Yep. My Mom went to a Drake concert and made me go to my aunt's, who doesn't have a computer :( IT WAS SOOOO BORING! Plus, my Android died and I lost the charger D: It was toootal bull shivec (I saw Madagascar 3 today, which is where I got the 'bull shivec' from :D) I couldn't read any fanfics... SO! Reply time~!
SouthParkFan8: Wow Ashly 0.0
Ashly: Bwahaha... :D
Jenna: ... D:
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: You know what I perfer? White chocolate; it's better than Doritos, whales, AND guinea pigs! xD Kenny is kick ass! He's my second fav. character :D
TheMilkCarton: Lol, Kyle SUCKS for doing that xD
Kyle: You made me! :l
Me: ... YEA! So anyways like I was typing, anime is awesome, so go ahead! :D OMG, your body seems reeealy hurt 0.0 I feel so sorry for you, but it's great that you learned that on acoustic c: You go ahead and draw then! Dolpheens ._.
6747: Lol, I know, right?
Ashly and Jenna: Yea, poor us... (sighs)
Wow, only four reviews :P And awww, no 100. Hopefully I'll get it this chappie :D
Disclaimer: Surprise! I don't own any characters from South Park or any OCs submitted to me! Aw...
Jenna and Ashly grinned widely as they saw Kyle come through the door. "Two weeks are up Ash..." Jenna said slowly.
"Yea..." Ashly nodded slowly but happily.
"...SQUEE!" they both yelled in unison as they ran to their homeroom seats and sat down.
"They seem happy..." Craig said dully, flipping them both off with an emotionless face.
Elissa nodded. "Yep." she answered simply.
"Hopefully they'll stop squealing and complaining."
"Yep."
"That'd be great"
"Yep."
"What's with you and 'yep'?"
"Why do you care?" Craig glared at her and gave her the bird. She copied his move and smirked. "Aw, is Craigy-Waigy mad at his crush~?"
Craig growled. "Stop saying that!"
"And why should I do that? It's enjoyable to see you so worked up. I can even say it's better than Red Racer." Elissa laughed a bit while Craig glared at her and flipped her off again.
"Ashly and Jenna seem... happy today." Starr said slowly while noticing Jenna and Ashly smiling brightly while looking straight at a wall. "They're not even touching their food..."
Krisa turned a page in the Playgirl she was reading. "Mmhmm... See any Doritos in there?"
"Uh, no..." Kat answered while peeking in their lunch boxes.
Krisa clicked her tongue and leaned back on her chair. "Then their lunch isn't epic in any way whatsoever."
"My lunch is epic, 'cause I got Doritos." Rainbow commented, holding up the bag.
Krisa's eyes lit up. "Can I have 'em? Please~?" Rainbow shrugged and tossed her the bag. "Thank you~!"
"Whatever... If only I could get a whale..." Rainbow sighed deeply. "Oh how I love them so..."
"You could get a whale!" Kat exclaimed. "A stuffed one~!"
"Got it."
"Whale bracelets?"
"Got it?"
"How about a whale key chain?" Chocolain asked curiously.
"Nope, but I got one with Pluto on it!" Rainbow did her 'closed mouth' smile and held up the key chain.
"Wait, why Pluto?" Elissa asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Because nobody cares about it; it needs some love God damn it!" Rainbow exclaimed back. "It's so lonely..."
"Um... ok." Starr nodded slowly as she glanced at the still smiling Ashly and Jenna. "Is that, uh, healthy for them to do that...?"
"I believe not." Krisa replied. She rolled up her magazine and used it to slap the two girls out of their trances.
"Huh...?" Jenna asked and blinked.
"BOOBS!" Ashly exclaimed in shock after being wacked. Elissa and Krisa fell to the floor in laugher as the whole cafeteria stared at her blankly. "Aha... hi..." Ashly waved nervously. "Aha..."
"Weirdo..." Brian said slowly as the students went back to what they were doing.
"Uh... ok." Kat coughed loudly. "SO! You guys are pretty excited, huh?"
"Excited?" Jenna asked. "Hell no! I'm fucking anxious!"
"I know right?" Ashly agreed. "I'm pratically pulling out my hair here."
"Hah! Then you'd be a bald immigrant!"
"SHUT UP CARTMAN!"
In front of the school stood Kyle, Ashly, and Jenna. They sat on three random chairs that some student put there for them. Other students were around the corner of the school, looking with curious eyes.
Cartman held up his camera. "Chick fight..." he muttered as he pressed record.
"Shut up Cartman." Starr rolled his eyes and snatched the camera from his chubby hands. "There's not gonna be a fight."
"Give it back~!" Cartman whined, reaching out for his camera. Starr shook her head, turned it off, and placed it in her pants pocket. "I want my camera-"
"Shhh!" other students shushed him.
"You know what? I don't care! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" Cartman waddled away. The students rolled their eyes and turned their attention to the three.
"Jenna... Ashly..." Kyle started. "You know why we're-"
"JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Criag yelled. "Red Racer is comin' on soon!"
"Shut up Craig!" Kyle yelled back. Craig gave him the finger. "Anyways, I don't, uh, want anything bad to happen because of my small decision... Nothing will happen, aha... right...?"
"Maybe." Jenna and Ashly replied in unison.
"Like, no fights? Or suicide? Or breakdowns? Or going all crazy, like going on a killing spree?"
"Maybe." they both answered again.
Kyle gulped deeply. "Ok... uh... Brian, come here!"
"What?" Brian asked, walking up to them.
"Here." Kyle handed him a small piece of paper. "Read it. It's the decision."
"Why do I have to read it off?" Brian growled.
"Just 'cause..." Kyle replied back.
"Fine." Brian sighed deeply in annoyance. "And his choice is... is..."
"Oh God, hurry up Brian!" Elissa yelled in annoyance.
"Craig, calm down your girlfriend!" Brian growled.
"That's not my-" Craig started.
"Sure, whatever." Brian interrupted. "Anyways, it's... Jenna."
"...And here comes the awkward silence..." Kat muttered quietly. As she predicted, a silence emerged.
"Uh oh..." Chocolain said slowly, taking a look at Ashly's face. It was growing more red at the minute.
"Everyone DUCK!" Jenna yelled, leaing onto the snow. Most people did the exact same thing.
Ashly got up quietly and stood there looking at the school blankly for a moment. "..." Her breath got shakey. "God... fucking... DAMN IT!" She shut her eyes, picked up the chair she was sitting on, and threw it randomly.
Kenny, who wasn't paying attention, looked up from his Playboy. "Huh?" he asked before getting hit by Ashly's chair. The chair cracked his skull, causing him to die instantly. People began to scream in fear.
"Oh my God, she killed Kenny!" Stan yelled.
"You bastard!" Kyle yelled afterwards.
Ashly ignored Kenny's death and Stan and Kyle's outbursts. "WHY NOT ME? IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT? OR AM I UGLY, HUH? HUH? PEOPLE ALWAYS PICK THE PRETTY FUCKING ONES! WHY NOT ME? WHY..." Ashly fell down to her knees and began to cry. Her mascara began to smear. "W-why...?"
"Oh Ashly..." Jenna calmly walked up to her. "You're not ugly at all." She wrapped her arms around the crying girl. Ashly sniffled as her tears began to lower down.
"Yea." Kyle agreed. "Just because I didn't pick you doesn't mean you're ugly. It's just that, you know, I knew Jenna more and I had more fun with her..."
"I... I get it." Ashly stood up and brushed the snow of her knees. "And you know, I-I learned something today." Ashly used her two hands to rub the black mascara away a bit. "Love triangles are bitches, and people shouldn't just slip into depression because they didn't get picked. Everybody has that special someone out there. It's just that... Kyle wasn't mine..." Ashly sighed deeply. "Even though my heart is cracked in two, it'll get better soon enough." She smiled a bit. "Because anything that can be broken can always be fixed."
"...THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" Kat began to cry tears of joy. "I-I've never heard anything so... so... so wonderful before in my life!"
"There, there..." Chocolain pat her back and smiled. "It's ok, let your happiness spill out." Kat began to wail happily while people rolled their eyes.
"That is overly dramatic." Jenna rolled her eyes and faced Ashly. "And yea, you will find someone out there for you." She stuck out her hand. "Still best friends?"
Ashly found herself smiling and shaking Jenna's hand. "Still best friends."
A/N I'm gonna be truthful here, Ashly crying made me kind of cry... :'( I mean, love triangles are like HORRIBLE 'cause you don't know who'll be picked, and when you DO know who'll be picked, one person cries and... and...
Oh God, I'm still kind of crying :'(
But yea... Sneek peak should cheer me up a little...
Sneek Peak on Next Chapter
"My birthday is tomorrow, and Christmas is today!" Chocolain beamed. "I gotta give out all the presents... PRONTO!" She began to stack up the already wrapped up presents on her brown wagon. "Mega awesomeness~!"
Oh December! What a way to cheer me up a bit... even though it's June here :P Well, I'll see you guys in like two days since tomorrow I'm gonna have to babysit.
-W.C.P