OMG, hi you guys~! I GOT OVER 100 REVIEWS BITCH! WHOO xD
Ahem. Sorry 'bout that. I'm just SO happy! :D Thnaks to everyone who reviewed. This has been a goal of mine. Now I have goal number two: 200 reviews :l
Yea... like a boss...
But yea! :D Reply time~!
SouthParkFan8: Oh, don't worry 'bout that! Ashly's gonna be like in between :D
Ashly: He. Will. Be. MINE! D:
Jenna: Um... 0.0
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: YEA, THAT SUCKS ;(
Ashly: What are you talkin' 'bout? Kenny's right here.
Kenny: HI ;) (waves)
Me: Yea... ANYWAYS! To tell you the truth, I had absoulutely NO idea who would win. I would steal chocolate out of anybody's pants ;) And God rest his soul...
TheWhitestBlackGirlEver: Yep, she did. More people wanted her to win I guess 0.0 OMG, THANK YOU! :'D You got talent too gurl :3
Kurono-Angel: Aw, why thank you :) I've never been in a love triangle before. I haven't even been in a realtionship... Yep, I'm a cat lady :(
Cartman: HAHA, YOU CAT LADY OWNING BITCH! :D
Chocolain: Aw, poor Candy... Will chocolate make you fell better? ^^
Me: Meh, maybe later Cocoa. Oh, and Cartman, go fuck youself ;)
Cartman: Fuck you candy lover! ;(
Chocolain: Yea and- wait a minute! (reads review again) I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON PIPSTER! :O He's icky...
Me: Psh... But yea, I gots a bit of errors, but I'm gonna fix 'em when I finish this story! WHOO EDITING XD Here's that chapter, since I update like everyday :P
Tinaloveheart: Yep, I suppose. I just checked the poll and POFF! She won :)
Jenna: No hard feelings... right?
Ashly: (smiles deviously) Yea... no hard feelings...
Jenna: ...0.0
6747: Jeez, you know mostly everything in this story 0.0 I'm too predictable. I gotta get out of the state and-
Starr: Wait, what...?
Me: I... honestly don't know... LOL at Ashly's outburst :D
Ashly: Hey! ;(
And BAM, the replies are done :D
Disclaimer: I own nothing 'cept story plot and my OCs. Man, I feel like that bum I saw at Taco Bell a few days back... :(
Chocolain tugged at the thick brown turtle neck. "Ma~! I don't wanna wear this! It hurts my neck!"
"Aw, but hun, it looks good on you~!" Chocolain's mother (Kathrine) cooed back.
Chocolain leaned back onto the couch and pouted. "Not white chocolate right there... More like bullshit."
"Aw, poor Chocolates!" Falisha exclaimed sadly, running up to her older cousin. "Don't listen to Aunty Kathrine! Take it offs! Falisha don't want Chocolates to be sad!"
"See, even Lisha agrees!" Chocolain exclaimed. "Please~?"
Kathrine sighed. "Fine..."
"YAY!" both Chocolain and Falisha exclaimed.
Chocolain took off the turtle neck and smoothed out her plain white T-shirt. "Much better... Now when are we goin' Christmas shopping?"
"Right now actually." Chocolain's father (Gregory) replied.
"Great!" Chocolain's eyes shone as she swiftly grabbed her jacket and slipped on her brown sparkly boots. "Let's go-a-shoppin'~!"
"Yay!" Falisha agreed as the family walked out to the black van.
"Call from... Rainbow." Chocolain heard her phone say.
Chocolain rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and sat up. "Wha...?"
"Double rainbow all the way across the sky~! Yea~! Yeaa~! So intense!" the phone sang.
Chocolain giggled. "Jeez, it's like... wow 6:00 in the morning. What could she want...?" She picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Rainbow yelled through the phone.
"Merry- wait, it's WHAT?" Chocolain hopped off her bed and ran to the calender.
"Yea, you told me to wake you up early since you always forget." Rainbow said. "Seems like you did just that." Rainbow giggled slightly. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some presents to open. See ya!"
"Bye!" Chocolain hung up the phone. "Wait... PRESENTS!" Choclain quickly shuffled to Falisha's room.
Falisha's room had bright pink walls and a white carpet floor. A small bed with purple and white covers sat directly in the center of the small room. All of Falisha's teddies were either on her bed or surrounding her bed. All her other toys were aginst the wall neatly.
"Falisha..." Chocolain said quietly. The little girl stirred in her now half-sleep. "Come on. Don't you wanna open presents?"
"Yes..." Falisha rubbed her eyes and smiled brightly. The blonde hopped out of bed. "I wanna know what I gots for Chrisy-mas!"
Chocolain giggled. "Well then, let's go find out." She grabbed the little girl's hand and they both ran downstairs.
Like always, George and Kathrine were both downstairs by the green Christmas asleep. They had gift wrapping all over their faces.
"Ready?" Chocolain asked Falisha in a whisper.
Falisha nodded. "Let's do it!"
Chocolain and Falisha cleared their throats. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" they both yelled loudly in unison.
The two adults sprang up from their sleep. "Huh? What?"
Kathrine looked at her niece and daughter and smiled. "You got us again you guys." She and her husband went to sit on the couch. "Now go on and open up."
Falisha frantically opened up her presents. "Video games and sparkle! A perfect match for Chrisy-mas! Thank you, thank you!"
"Oh, and these chocolate Nikes?" Chocolain asked, holding up the white sneakers that had brown chocolate pictures all over them. "Mega awesomeness right there. Mega awesomeness."
"We're glad you guys like your gifts." George said.
"Like?" Chocolain asked. "More like LOVE! I mean, chocolate clothing, chocolate sneakers, AND chocolate scented PENCILS? PENCILS! THAT FREAKING AWESOME! Now I can smell chocolate while working. How cool is THAT?"
Kathrine laughed. "Well that's great hun."
"Now if you'll excuse me-" Chocolain got up and began to march upstairs. "I have to go give some things to people."
Chocolain got ready for the day with a smile. It's Christmas; who wouldn't be happy?
"My birthday is tomorrow, and Christmas is today!" Chocolain beamed. "I gotta give out all the presents... PRONTO!" She began to stack up the already wrapped up presents on her brown wagon. "Mega awesomeness~!"
Once she got done stacking, she dragged the wagon out the house. Falisha gave her a little bit of gifts to give out to her friends. "Be safe Chocolate!" George called out to her.
"Got it Pa!" Chocolain exclaimed back, closing the door. She then grabbed a checklist. "Let's see... Jenna and Stan are first!" Chocolain beamed as she travelled through the soft, falling snow. "Well then, I'm off!"
Jenna sat on the couch eating a cookie. Once she heard the doorbell ring, she went to open the door. "Oh hey Cocoa; Merry Christmas." Jenna smiled at her friend.
"Merry Christmas to you too!" Chocolain exclaimed back. She rummaged through her wagon and grabbed three presents. "For you, Stan, and Jackie~!"
"Oh, you really didn't have to..." Jenna dragged on, grabbing the three presents. "But I guess if you in-" Jenna stopped midway through her sentence, dropped Stan and Jackie's presents on the floor, and opened hers quickly. "Sex and the City... all season!" Jenna squealed. "Thank you Cocoa!"
"No problem." Chocolain began to walk away from the house. "Next up: Tweek! Then... Krisa. Yea..." Chocolain smiled and ran towards the coffee shop.
After giving Tweek his two mugs for coffee, Chocolain travelled all the way to Krisa's house. "Oh hey Choco-Laco..." Krisa dragged on. "Merry Christams!"
"Merry Christmas!" Chocolain exclaimed back. She held up a present. "Here you go~!"
Krisa opened up the small gift. "No, you did not..." she said in shock.
"Yes I did!" Chocolain beamed.
"My own Taco Bell card... fifty fucking dollars on it... THIS IS THE MOST EPIC TIME OF MY EPIC LIFE! Thanks Choco-Laco!"
Chocolain smiled. "You're very welcome Krisa." Chocolain waved her away. "Hm... Clyde, Wendy, Bebe... Knowing Elissa, she's probably with her boyfr-oops, I mean Craig." Chocolain giggled. "Let me get a move on..."
Chocolain gave Wendy and Bebe clothes, and Clyde recieved a Taco Bell card like Krisa. Chocolain stopped at Craig's house. She knocked on the door twice and waited patiently.
Elissa opened the door. "Hm?" she asked.
"Oh... well Merry Christmas!" Chocolain smiled. "Here; Falisha and I went gift shopping to get you guys this!"
"Oh..." Elissa grabbed the presents. It was rare for Elissa to get presents. Sure, she got one from some of her friends and Craig, but that was all. "Thank you Cocoa..." Elissa opened the gift and pulled out the middle finger necklace. "It's... cool."
"Glad you think that!" Chocolain giggled and ran away happily.
"..." Elissa stood at the door for a moment, looking at the running brunette. She suddenly smiled widely. "Merry Christmas Chocolain." she murmured before closing the door quietly.
"Ok, so Cartman got his K.F.C, Kyle got a scarf, Token got another guitar, Kenny and Karen got food, Kat got some more shoes, Rainbow got her whale items, Starr got a cute little ring..."
Chocolain kept muttering to herself, crossing out people's names. "Heck, even Ashly got her picture of Kyle to cherish... not that she doesn't have any more than that... I swaer there's a lot of pictures of him in her room... Whatever~! Second to last we have... Brian!" Chocolain nodded and went on.
Brian was certainly having a horrible Christmas.
Not only did his Dad threw a beer bottle 'accidentally' at his finger (which was now most likely broken), but his Dad was also snoring.
Brian growled as he shut his door. He could still hear the snoring. "What the hell? How can somebody snore that loud?" brian sighed and looked out his window. "This Christmas su-" He suddenly spotted Chocolain skipping towards his door and setting down something. She then skipped back to her wagon which only had one gift and ran away.
Brian cautiously went to his doorstep and picked up the object. "There's even a note..." he muttered. He began to read it in his head.
'Hey Brian! So, I know that your family is too poor to get you something, and you're, like, Jewish, but that doesn't mean I'LL forget about you~! So yep, I bought you this... Well actually Pa did BUT WHATEVER! I mentioned it, which is good enough. Go ahead; open it. You won't be disappointed :) -Chocolain M. Faith'
Brian blinked. "Should I...?" he muttered to himself. He stood there in the cold for about two minutes before ripping the wrapping paper off and throwing it in the grass.
It was a black Dell laptop.
A whole black Dell laptop.
With a charger.
And a USB drive.
Brian was shoked.
"What... a Dell laptop? How much did this cost her?" He shook his head. "Did she really buy me this...?"
He stared at it before closing his broken door and running upstairs. "I... I never got a present before..." Brian resisted a smile, but it came out as a small smile anyways.
"Welp, here it is I think." Chocolain muttered to herself. "Pipster's house..." She stood on the tip of her toes and ranng the doorbell.
"Why hello Chocolain." Pip greated cheerfully as he opened the door. "Merry Christams to you."
"Merry Christmas to you too!" Chocolain exclaimed back. "Here you go~!" She held up his present.
He garbbed it from her gift. "Oh goodie!" he exclaimed. "New bow-ties!"
"Yes-sir-ree!" Chocolain giggled. "Your old one's getting, well, old. So I thought 'Pipster would want new bow-ties, wouldn't he?' And I got you bow-ties! In different colors! How mega awesome is THAT?"
"I believe it is very nice and 'mega awesome' of you to do. Thank you." Pip suddenly began to dig in his jacket pocket.
Chocolain raised an eyebrow. "What're you doin'?"
"...Here!" Pip pulled out a liittle silver box out of his pocket.
"Oh, for me?" Chocolain asked, grabbing the box. "You shouldn't have."
"Oh but I should." Pip smiled. "Go ahead. Open it."
"Oh, ok then." Chocolain opened the little box and pulled out a necklace. "Oh my chocolates and cake times 52! You got my a Hershey Kiss necklace?" Pip's smile widened as he nodded. "Oh you are like legit and mega awesome Pipster." She gave him a quick tight hug before pulling apart. "Thanks a bunch... Pip." Chocolain gave him a quick grin before running off with her wagon. "Buh bye~!"
"B-bye..." Pip stuttered back, still dazed over the hug. He stood there staring at her running for a moment before closing the door.
In the bushes hid a girl. Her messy brown hair slightly covered her eyes. "Oh, you two..." the girl muttered. She sighed. "I can't believe the government sent more people... They'll be the death of us all." She growled. "Not on my watch they're not." She chewed on her unlit cigarette. "Not on my watch..."
A/N I know what you're thinkin': Who the FUCK is that chick in the bushes? All will be revealed next chappie ;) Ok, so I'm just gonna skip Cocoa's birthday, but the birthday party will be there :) So...
Sneak Peek on Next Chapter
"Oh my fucking God you guys!" Cartman yelled, marching in the room. "I just heard that they're gonna be even more fucking new students! Two of them!"
"Really?" Kat asked. "Oh I hope they're nice..."
Yea, that's a good ending! So, see you in probably two days. I'm busy this Tuesday (tomorrow in my time) and next Tuesday. Buh bye~! :)
-W.C.P
P.S. Not that you guys care, but this was supposed to be out like... thirty minutes ago. My lilttle brother however made me have a bit of... technical difficulties :l
Little kids: a problem to everything.