Hey guys... I got writer's block yesterday and couldn't think of shit.

Yea...

HAPPY 20th ANNIVERSERY! WHOO :D

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Celebrate good times! COME ON~! Dun, nen, nen, nen, dun, nen, nen, neeen~! XD Celebra-

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Oh... yea, I should begin now :)

SouthParkFan8: Aw, well thank you :)
Ashly and Krisa: Epic sauce! :D (high fives) WHOO! XD

TheWhitestBlackGirlEver: OMG, really :O Thank you! OMFG, I would die xD
Jenna: Yea... no, that'll never happen -.-
Cherri (rolls her eyes) Says the OC...
Jenna: You're one too!
Me: Woah, woah, don't get your panties up in a bunch girls! (sighs) Taking care of OCs is hard...
Stephanie: NO! I'm not crazy, just... me -_-
Me: O...k... But yea, get outta that corner again gurl! :D

Kurono-Angel: Thank you very much for the compliments :) Um, I think my Mom has one of those knives in her drawer or somethin'... LOL, I don't know WHAT I was thinking with the 'Steph Resistance' -.- Mothers are fucking bitches at times :l But I still love my Mom! She's cool... at times xD Chocolain makes me go crazy at times :)
Chocolain: ADJDJ! YAY :D
Me: Yea, it really isn't a love triangle anymore... and don't worry, I don't kill C: Oh, that'd be cool to make it into a series... Sure it's a lot of work, but whatevs :3 Here's that update!
Chocolain: (Reads review again) FVKFKF! MISTLETOE? Oh no, that'd never happen. Right Pipster ;O
Pip: (Mutters) nolgurjj...
Me: Um... ok then :)

Tinaloveheart: The fights are hilarious xD Oh, don't worry; they won't fight ALL the time. Sometimes they're friends and other times they're enemies.
Ashly and Jenna: We're FRENEMIES :D (Hugs each other)
Me: ... 0.0 Yesh, more students.
Cherri: Jenna's cool :)
Jenna: YAY :D
Stephanie: I'M NOT CRAZY, ALIEN :l
Me: Ok... 0.0 Well anyways, yea, here you go~!

You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Well you don't have to wait now C: OMG, AWESOME; I'm gonna do that after this actually... KENNY IS AWESOME! :D

6747: Thanks :)
Stephanie: ...At least it's a new word :l
Cherri: I sure am. Look at 'em...
Ashly and Jenna: I HATE YOU! Haha, just kidding :D Besties~!
Cherri: The hell? -.-

And there's the reviews... FOR THE 20th ANNIVERSERY :D CRANK UP THE MUS-
Brain: No Candy -.- Just... no :l
Me: Aw... :(

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from the awesomely amazing show named South Park. I also do not own any OCs that were given to me to write the story :)


"It's great to have my fucking belt back..." Stephanie muttered to herself, walking towards her new home. She twised her chocker in a bored manner as usual. Her cigarette was unlit as she chewed it as usual. She had a scowl on her face as usual.

Yep, everything was usual.

"I'm home you aliens!" Stephanie walked in her house (or alien base, who knows?) and threw her book bag at some random place. Like alwyas, she marched up to her room and locked the door.

"It's great to know that you're home hunny." Madeline Cross (Stephanie's mother) smiled from behind the door. "Did you make any new freinds?"

"...Sure." Stephanie shrugged.

Her mother squealed. "That's so nice hunny! Maybe they'll become your best friends!"

"Yea... sure again..." Stephanie said slowly. She listened carefully for her mother's footsteps to go away. 'I guess saying that I have 'friends' makes that alien to go away... hm...' Stephanie quickly grabbed her notebook that was labeled 'Alien Info.' She opened it. "I should put it under 'alien moms'... yea..." She nodded to herself as she recorded her information.

Stephanie then yawned and closed the notebook. "This is boring. I should go do something, like kill cannibals. That'd be sweet..." She got up from her bed and unlocked her door. She then swiftly ran down the stairs and ran out the house. "Great thing my 'parents' were praying." the girl muttered to herself, running a hand through her brown hair.

As she walked, she saw inside people's houses. Craig was watching Red Racer with Elissa, Kat was playing with dolls, Wendy was doing her homework, Jenna and Kyle were having a study date-

"Damn, I'm nosy." Stephanie said with a blank face, looking away from Tweek and Rainbow, who were attempting to play Uno without Tweek freaking out over something random.

The brunette suddenly saw a piece of paper fly by and land by her feet. "Huh..." She shrugged and picked it up.

Ze Mole

The name rang through her head. It was like at first it was at the back of her head, but it suddenly came more up close.

Yea...

"Ze Mole... I herad of that before..." Stephanie muttered to herself as she placed back on her belt. "I swear I have. But.. where exactly...?" Stephanie tapped her foot. "Mole, mole..." She suddenly gasped. "A mercenary! He's one of the highest; I've heard about him during my days in France. What's he doing in an alien infested place like this?"

"Because God sent me here with my beetch of a mother." Stephanie heard someone say behind her.

She turned around to face another brunette. "Mole?" He nodded. 'He doesn't look like a threat...'

"Sheet." she heard him mutter. "I forgot ze lighter."

Stephanie looked at him for a moment before tossing him her lighter. "There." she said. "Use it."

He stared at the lighter shortly before lighting his cigarette and placing it in his mouth. "...Thanks..." he said quietly, tossing her back the lighter.

Stephanie caught the lighter and began to walk away. "Whatever..." she muttered back as she left. 'Damn it, why the hell is my heart doing that... What is it, beating? The hell...' Stephanie sighed and chewed on her cigarette. 'Maybe he did this...' Stephanie sighed again as she grabbed out her gun and shot a squirel, who was minding it's own business eating an acorn.

A/N Wow, these endings get more and more crack headed -.- But yea, Stephanie-cenetered chapter! Cherri's gonna be used more on the next, since I didn't give her a POV like Steph. It's only fair to their owners :P So...

Sneak Peek on Next Chapter

Cherri looked at her calendar and gasped. "Valentines Day party!" she exclaimed. "It's perfect. It'll not only be romantic, but fucking hard core as well! Shit, I gotta get this preped up and ready to go! Invites~!"

Oh, Valentines Day... I've never had a Valentine...

Single life FTW! :D

But yea, I should get the fuck outta here. I'm gonna get in trouble again 0.0 So see ya!

-W.C.P