A/N Hey you guys~! Sorry for not updating yesterday... again -.- Listening to Avril Lavigne's 'I'm With You'. I love Avril so much :) Ok, so replies...

SouthParkFan8: Maybe Stephanie does... ;)
Stephanie: What is this 'crush'? Is it an alien? DAMN IT, THESE STUPID ALIENS WON'T GO! :O
Me: Yep, Valentines Day is near!
Ashly: Grr... (Crosses her arms and pouts)

: Aw, really? Thanks :D Kenny is like, not cute or hot. He's hawt *U*
Kenny: Thanks Candy girl ;) And nobody's more kickass than me! :O
Stephanie: (Scoffs) Shut up perverted alien :l

Kurono-Angel: LOL, yea I'm skipping through the months :D Not too fast though. I don't want the story to end... :(
Brian: I do :l
Me: I DON'T CARE D': Single life FTW gurl :3 South Park is more kickass than all that 'lovey-dovey shit'.
Chocolain: YAY NON-LOVEY-DOVEY SHIT! :D
Me: Gonna ignore her, even though she has a crush on Pip.
Chocolain: NO I DO-
Me: So anyways, thank you very much! I actually wasn't sure if I wrote this chapter riight, but you and bother reviewers thought I did a mega awesome job C:
Stephanie: Sterotypes suck :(
Me: I know, right? :( The ending... I have NO idea where that came from. Maybe it was because my friend's uncle asked if we wanted to eat a squirel... 0.0 Freaky, right? OMG, once my MNom got drunk and fell in the bathtub! HILARIOUS xD Chocolain does make me insane!
Chocolain: YES I DO :D
Me: Yeppers :D Wow, that is a lot of work :O Whatever; I don't care... Well here's that update! :)

TheWhitestBlackGirlEver: Yes someone does~!
Stephanie: Ugh... I want to rip out my heart and stump on it repeatedly :l
Starr: Uh... have fun with that Steph...
Me: Thanks, and here's that chappie for ya! And yea, I know that she is :)
Cherri: Biggest party animal EVA! :D This is gonna be SICK BRAH! :D
Me: I'm sure it will be Cher :) Thanks again!

Tinaloveheart: She totally does :)
Stephanie: I do not kick 'ass'. I kick alien ass! :O
Me: O...k. Well let's see what happens :)

6747: LOL, she does xD
Stephanie: I do not get it ;(

KK, HERE I GO WITH THE LOVE... probably :l

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from 'South Park' or the OCs submitted to me.

Alright... BEGIN! :D

NOTE: Don't get ASHLY mixed up with ASHLEY. See the e in 'Ashley'? Yea, she's new and more of a background character, while 'Ashly' has been here for a while :)

"Thanks for helping me with this math equation Ash." Cherri smiled at her best friend, Ashley Gala, who lived with her family. "I don't know how the fuck you did it..."

"It's so easy finding x for an equation!" Ashley giggled. "Well I'm out to my room! See ya Cher."

"Peace out Ash." Cherri waved as Ashly exited out her bedroom.

Cherri fell down to her bed and sighed, looking at the picture next to her. "Oh Blake... Fuck, why Dad..." Cherri's eyes softened. "I miss you Blake... You know I moved, right? Yea, I moved... If only you were with me. Then we'd move together! We'd have more dates, and our future planned out, and, and..." Cherri blinked her eyes multiple times to try and keep the tears inside. Once she calmed down, she sighed and looked at the ceiling. "Damn it... DAMN IT!"

After taking more deep breaths, she calmed down.

"Ok, let's think of the positive Cher." Cherri muttered to herself. "It's February... Wait, it is!" The girl jumped up with excitement.

Cherri looked at her calendar and gasped. "Valentines Day party!" she exclaimed. "It's perfect. It'll not only be romantic, but fucking hard core as well! Shit, I gotta get this preped up and ready to go! Invites~!" She then paused. "Fuck invites! Too much work! I'm callin'!" She whipped out her phone and dialed the first contact.

"No."

"Cool, be there at- wait, what?"

"I said no. I'm not goin'."

"But... why not?"

"I don't celebrate it at all."

"Oh come on Chocolain! Even Elissa's going... Hell, Stephanie's going!"

"Great to know Cherri, but I just can't stand that holiday! It's icky..."

Cherri sighed deeply. "Stop acting like a kid."

"NEVER!" I'm a wild kid at heart who loves chocolate... But yea, the day I go to a Valentines Day party is the day Cartman gets a date to a Valentines Day party."

"Fine then. I'm gonna go find Cartman a date!"

"Good luck with it, I guess, even though you're gonna fail~!" Chocolain hung up.

Cherri placed her phone down and smirked. "Challenge accepted Chocolain. Challenge accepted..."

Cherri wasn't a matchmaker at all. No, that was Ashley's job. But, if someone that's a good friend of her declines to go to a fucking sick, awesome party at her house, then matchmaker she is going to be!

And knowing Cherri, she isn't gonna give up a hard challenge that easily.

Cherri stood at Cartman's door with crossed arms. "Well why the hell not? You are going to the party, right?"

"Yes." Cartman answered, popping some Chessy Poofs in his mouth. "What do ya think bitch?"

Cherri was getting irritated. "Just fucking do me a favor fatass! Or else..." Cherri went to Youtube and got a video ready. "Your ears will fucking burn!"

"Ha!" Cartman snorted. "Bring it on h-" Cartman stopped and listened.

'It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday~!

Everybody's looking foward to the weekend, weekend~!'

"OH MY GOD, OK, OK, JUST TURN THE SHIT OFF!" Cartman covered his ears in pain. "FUCK IT HURTS!"

Cherri smiled brightly and exited out of the video. "Perfect." she purred. "Follow me Eric."

"Stupid bitch..." Cartman muttered wlaking out the house. "MOM! I'M GOING OUT FOR A WALK!"

"Well alright hun." Liane called back in a more softer tone. "Just be sure to be-"

Cartman closed the door on her in complete anger.

"Damn... I should've thought this through..." Cherri thought to herself. "Who in their right mind would go on a date with Cartman?"

"AY!"

"Fuck, who the fuck would-" Cherri stopped taling as she approached a familiar house. "Starr..."

"Ah, her? I don't like her."

"You don't like anybody Cartman."

"That's the fucking point." Cherri glared at him and gave him the finger... well actually two fingers. "AY! Don't give me the Craig AND Elissa! God damn trouble makers..."

"I know you are not talking." Cherri rolled her eyes and knocked on Starr's door.

"Hello Cherri... Cartman?" Starr raised an eyebrow. "Um... Anything you guys want?"

"This is gonna start rather blunt..." Cherri muttered to herself. "Go on a date with Cartman for my party."

Starr blinked. "Um... ok." she shrugged.

"Wow you accepted so calmly..." Cherri said slowly.

"Well, I guess it won't be so bad." Starr smiled. "Everything has a positive side, I guess."

"Perfect!" Cherri beamed. "He'll pick you up at 7:00."

"Wait, how come I can't pick the fucking ti-" Cartman started.

"Ignore him." Cherri kicked the fat boy in the shin.

"OW, YOU BITCH!"

"But yea, 7:00." Cherri nodded and smiled.

"Ok then... Bye I guess." She waved and closed the door.

"Bwahaha... Chocoalain won't believe this!" Cherri laughed and grinned evilly.

She had done the challenge successfully.

"...No way." Chocolain said through the phone. Cherri could hear munching.

Probably Chocolain eating chocolate related things as usual.

"Yes way!" Cherri exclaimed back with a smirk. "You better BELIEVE it!"

"NO! I'm gonna call Starr, and she's gonna say no!" Chocolain hung up.

A few minutes later, she called back. "So?" Cherri asked, her smirk growing bigger.

"..."

"That's what I though." Cherri said. "So the party starts at like, 7:00. You can wear whatever the hell you want... as long as it's not formal." 'Formal things suck ass...' Cherri thought to herself.

Chocolain sighed deeply. "Fine..." Chocolain muttered back in defeat. "Dang... mint chocolate right there Cher. Welp, some things go bad at times! So I guess I'll be there at 6:00!"

"But it starts at-"

"I know, I know, I'm just gonna help get it ready."

"Oh... well thanks girl!"

"No prob; I'm gonna be bored anyways. So, yea, see ya!"

"Bye Chocolain." Cherri hung up her phone and threw it on her bed. "Aha... This party is SO gonna be fucking SICK!" she exclaimed loudly, doing a fist pump in the air.

A/N AHA! You though that'd it'd be Valentines Day... BUT IT WASN'T! :D

But yea, it will be next chappie.

How the hell did I come from Avril Lavigne to Agnes's Unicorn Song from 'Dispicable Me'? 0.0 Holy shit, I'm weird... BUt yea, sneeks! :)

Sneek Peak on Next Chapter

"Wait, there's a LIST?" Wendy screeched.

"And we're not ON IT?" Bebe added.

Token shrugged. "Yea pretty much."

"But-" Bebe started.

"Sorry, but if you're not on the list, then you can't come." Token said. "Simple as that ladies."

Wendy and Bebe aren't on the list? WHAAA :0 Find out next time on a segment of 'Friends'! :D

-W.C.P