A/N Hello! See my new pen name? Yea, it's Wonderful Chocolain's Power, because Chocolain has that type of mega awesome power to be my pen name. So I'm gonna keep a goin'...

SouthParkFan8: And there goes vote one for Elissa...
Elissa: WHOO! XD
Ashly: Yea, Bebe's a bitch man. I got you Lis, you know :3
Elissa: ...The gangstar attitude, it's just... no.
Ashly: Damn... :l

TheWhitestBlackGirlEver: Thank you! Oh shit, I forgot 'bout that. I'll edit it... aha, sorry again... Well there's vote number 2 :P

Tewi Inaban: You should. You should...
Cartman: No! She fucking shouldn't! But yea, CHICK FIGHT!

You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Um... ok :) Thanks, I guess...
Kenny: Yea... I'm kickass...
Cartman: I'm
Me: Shut up fatty. Ok, so! See ya, but then again hi...? Fuck it, MOVING ON!

StanandKyle: It's like the most adorable couple in this story :D
Kat: Yay~!

TheMilkCarton: It was only three days 0.0 But ya know, it felt like 15 years to me :( Parties are awesome, food is really awesome, whales are ok, sleeping is healthy and dolpheens are KICK ASS! :D Oh well thank you; it was pretty rude to type that in a review... I totally got Glad and glad! :D Yesh, a fight. You get it gurl,; show them peeps who's boss :3 If anyone messed with me... Yea, you know the drill :) OH, ELISSA VOTE NUMBER 3!
Rainbow: 'Cause Bebe is soooo strong... NOT! :l No offence though... maybe.
Me: LOL, no Jenna vs. Ashly. Had that problem already, so I'm starting new drama and shit. Blah... I play online games when I'm bored. See ya! GFKHKGFV DOLPHEENS ^_.

Kurono-Angel: Cherri's awesome at matchmaking xD
Cherri: Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!
Elissa: Unless you die :l
Cherri: ...0.0
Me: Yeppers, the pairings. Ah, I love 'em, but they're so hard to write.
Kat: Yes I did, and I enjoyed it. WHOO :D
Me: I dunno what to do 'bout these couples; I'm just goin' with the flow.
Ashly: Yea... hopefully. (sighs deeply) I'm so fucking lonely...
Me: O...k then Ash...
Chocolain: BWAHAHA! TIME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING C:D
Cherri: Don't worry Kurono, I'll get on it right away ;)
Chocolain: ...NO! D:
Stephanie: Psh... Even you're an alien owner :l
Me: Wowzers... But there goes Elissa vote number 4!
Elissa: I am feeling the love man :) Steph, you go crazy all on that bitch, ok? I ain't stoppin' you...
Stephanie: Gotcha ;)
Me: Evil little kids... Long reviews make me happy, so I don't mind at all C: I UPDATED, SO YAY~!

6747: She is, and I love it :)
Chocolain: FHJfhkm, chocolates :)
Brian: Being sick sucks ass :l
Me: And there goes vote number 5 for team Elissa :D
Elissa: Damn, I love you guys no homo! :D

Tinaloverheart: Yesh, they are :3 Yep, here's that fight! MWAHAHA!

ElissaTucker3: Dude, I like missed you. I actually thought you got attacked by some cannibal bums. But you know, I'm paranoid 0.0 It's ok, really. I don't mind at all; you were busy with the real world. Oh, ze crushes. They're fucking adorable C: Oh yea, you can look out for the oneshots; that'd be awesome :D
Elissa: I got a shitload of backup. Bebitch is goin' DOWN :l
Me: I like long reviews, and it's ok again :P Aw, it got erased? Good luck getting it back :)

Articuno2011: Oh, you're new :) Yesh, a fight. This shit boutta be POPPIN' :l Thanks for liking this story and the nickname; I actually saw it in other fics. I don't pay Wendy and Bebe much attention...

Ok, there they are :)

Disclaimer: I do not own any awesomely characters from South Park or the OCs submitted to me... at all.

Elissa stood on one side of the long square of grass, Bebe on the other. They both glared at each other deeply. Their teeth and fists were clinched tightly as they both got ready and growled.

"Beat her ass Bebe!" Wendy cheered.

Krisa scoffed. "Fuck Wendy, KILL BEBITCH ELISSA!"

To think that this all started in Gym class.

Earlier That Day

"Gym is so awesome~!" Chocolain sang happily as they walked to the Gym.

"Yea, I like holding up balls." Krisa smirked. She and Elissa laughed loudly.

"Oh gosh..." Starr rolled her eyes.

"You guys are so mature." Rainbow said sarcastically as she opened up the Gym doors. "Seeing kids run around and jump on each others back is so fucking normal."

"Fuck, I got to take that English test instead of going to Gym since I wasn't here last week." Ashly mumbled. "Totally forgot. Peace out girl scouts!" She began to walk the opposite direction with a big sigh.

"There are so many abnormal things here, that I almost forgot to count." Kat shrugged. "I'm gonna go with the other cheerleaders for practice. See you guys!" She waved and ran off. The others waved back.

"God, I fucking hate cheerleading." Elissa muttered. "It's so stupid. 'Go Cows!' More like 'go fuck youself'. Most cheerleaders are fucking retards."

"Um, would you like to repeat that?" Bebe's voice said behind them.

"Oh dear..." Starr muttered quietly to Chocolain. "I sense danger..." Chocolain just nodded in agreement.

"I said that most cheerleaders are fucking retards... including you." Elissa replied dully. "Now go do your prissy little hand movements."

"Hell no!" Bebe screeched back. "You basically just called me a retard!"

"What's going on over there with them." Clyde asked curiously, dropping the basketball from his hands.

"I dunno, but I wanna go see!" Brian replied excitedly, ready to see some action. A circle of students formed around Elissa and Bebe, who were still at it.

"I said most cheerleaders, not you Bebe." Elissa smirked at Bebe's blank face. "But if you insist..."

"Fuck you Thorne." Bebe growled.

Elissa glared at her. "Fuck you too Stevan. Better yet, go fucking fuck youself again."

"Oh..." most of the boys said loudly.

Krisa faked coughed. "Servered!" she said in between the coughs. She secretly gave Cherri a high five.

"You know what you ugly piece of shit?" Bebe said through clenched teeth. "Fuck you. You'll never be successful in life. I won't be surprised if your working at some bummy ass restaurant when I see you in adulthood... if I see you at all."

Elissa's right eye twitched. She tried her hardest not to punch the blonde. She turned on one heel and began to walk away. "After school bitch." she said simply. "After fucking school."

And she marched out of the quiet Gym with that.

"...CHICK FIGHT!" Cartman yelled at the top of his lungs. People replied with excited yells of their own.

Ashly sighed deeply. "Damn.. I missed Gym. Who knows what fun they ha-" suddenly, a bunch of exciteded and jumpy kids came out of the Gym. "Huh...?"

"Ashly, come here!" Krisa wasted no time and just grabbed Ashly's wrist, pulling her aside.

"What's going on?" Ashly asked in a confused tone. "Why are people screaming?"

"There's a rumor that there's gonna be a fight!" Krisa whispered to Ashly. "After school, on the playground. Bebitch vs. Elissa."

Ashly gasped. "You know that Bebitch-"

"Yea, yea, we're all gonna go see it!" Krisa exclaimed. "I don't even think it's a rumor; it's true. You know how Elissa keeps to her word."

"Where is she anyways?" Ashly asked.

Krisa shrugged. "I dunno. She just marched out and never came back."

"Probably getting prepped up to kick that bitch's ass." Ashly laughed. Krisa quickly joined with her.

Cherri leaned back in her chair. "Yea... only a few more minutes..." she muttered to herself.

"I know right?" Rainbow asked, who was next to Cherri at the moment. "Asses will be kicked, blood will be on the ground, and I'm gonna record this and upload it on my Youtube page. WhalesAreCoolio everybody!"

"Wait, you're WalesAreCoolio?" Cartman asked in anger. "You fucking posted a video of me dancing!"

Rainbow laughed. "Of course Eric. It was funny as hell. Who thought that video was funny?"

Everybody's hands went up in a split second.

Cartman growled. "Fuck all of you guys!" he yelled. Everybody else either rolled their eyes, flicked him off, or just giggled silently.

Cherri looked at the clock. "Damn... Where the hell is Elissa...?"

"Knowing her, she's probably punching bricks... literally." Craig replied casually with a small shrug. "She's gonna win, no doubt."

Finally, after what seemed like forever to most students, the bell rang.

"It is ON!" Krisa yelled happily, bolting out of the room.

"Where are you going Chocolain?" Kat asked curiously.

"Yea, aren't you gonna watch the fight?" Starr added. Chocolain just simply shook her heada nd walked in the direction of her house. "Huh... She must be feeling under the weather today."

"I do hope she gets better; we don't want her sick again!" Kat exclaimed in a worried tone. The two walked outside.

And that's where it had all started. The glares. The teeth. The cheering.

And then it happened.

Elissa threw the first punch to Bebe's face. Bebe dodged and attempted to punch her stomach, but Elissa jumped out of the way and kicked her shin, causing her to fall on the ground.

"YEA ELISSA!" Ashly cheered loudly. "Show who's boss girl!"

Elissa however didn't hear her friend. She was too caught up in winning to hear anything actually. To her, the world only revolved around her and Bebe.

"Hiya!" Bebe kicked up her leg, kicking Elissa's stomach. Elissa naturally bent down a bit in pain. Bebe grinned widely, knowing that this was her chance. The blonde got up and aimed her fist at Elissa's face, planning to punch her face.

She was interrupted by a gunshot. Bebe dropped down to the ground in fear.

"What the...?" Bebe looked up at the roof. "S-Stephanie has a gun! And she's pointing it at me!"

Stepanie stood on the roof, glaring at Bebe. She grinned in a devil-like manner, aiming her gun at Bebe's head. "DIE GERMAN, DIE! MWAHAHAHA!"

Elissa looked down at Bebe, who kept frantically dodging Stephanie's good aim with bullets. The black haired girl dropped down to her knees, aimed her fist at Bebe, and punched her right in her jaw. Bebe fell down to the ground with a thud.

Elissa got up and spit on her head. "I win." she said dully, sticking up both her middle fingers before stuffing them in her jean pockets, grabbing her book bag, and walking away casually as if nothing happened.

"Bebe!" Wendy cried, diving for her best friend. "Fuck you Thorne!" Elissa replied with a middle finger, not even bothering to turn back around. Some of the girls went on the ground to help Bebe.

"Damn, Bebe lost dramatically." Cherri said in an amused tone. She looked up at the roof. "THANK YOU STEPHANIE! YOU'RE COOL!"

"THANK YOU STEPHANIE! YOU'RE COOL!"

"Whatever you wild party animal..." Stephanie muttered back, placing her gun inside her belt.

And for a moment, if you stared at her face, you could see a small smile slowly form before vanishing away.

A/N You totally saw that Bebe was gonna lose. You just HAD to. And aw, Steph at the end... :) Yea, I'm bad at fight scenes, but whatever; it's good enough I guess... right? 0.0

Sneak Peek on Next Chapter

"Did you hear?" Krisa asked. "Chocolain refused to come to school today!" The girls gasped.

"But why dude?" Elissa asked. "Doesn't she love coming here?"

"Yea, but I guess she's 'depressed' or something." Krisa replied.

"Well we have to go see her; that's what friends do!" Starr exclaimed with a small smile.

"Yea, seeing su should cheer her right up." Kat smiled.

A depressed Chocolain? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE 0.0 Well find out next time on 'Friends'!

-W.C.P