Another update of complete madness. I've had a Twilight marathon lately and started re-reading the books, which is what brought me back to this.

I sighed.

We were all at the top of the cliffs. Well, I say all. I mean myself, the stupid giant wolf pack and Rachel. She had no reason to be here so I couldn't quite understand why she was. Unless it was for Paul. Then again, all the other imprints were at Emily's. My reason for being here was because I was going to dive off of the cliff once the others had, so no one could stop me.

The log was uncomfortable to sit on, so I kept fidgeting between Rachel and Brady, who clung onto me every time one of the guys jumped. Rachel hardly cared – she just looked bored.

"Come on, Brady. It's not that bad." Embry said to him, in attempt to encourage him to literally jump off of a freakin' cliff which didn't bother me, but that's because I have more balls then Brady – metaphorically of course.

Brady gulped, with a shake of his head. "I think I'll just look after Madi and Rachel."

I shifted away from him, "I don't need looking after." I insisted as I kept moving before Rachel shoved me.

"And I don't need you sitting on me," she said; I frowned. Usually, she was nice... Maybe I've somehow annoyed her... Ha, as if. Paul's probably annoyed her.

"We're all diving, Brady." Quil pointed out.

"Even me!" I said with a grin.

The guys usually get annoyed when I do – they call it a 'werewolf thing' and try to make me jump from the lower-down. Not happening. If I died, I'd rather die from jumping from the highest cliff – it's more adventurous and fun.

"You know what, I think I have a bit of a cold and my mom wants me to stay warm." Brady insisted.

"It's the middle of the summer..." Paul, the ear-wigging swine, pointed out. However, he had a point. It was a lucky day in La Push due to the sun being out.

"Hay fever," Brady somewhat corrected.

"Will it make you feel better if I jump with you?" I very kindly asked. Obviously, it was for my own benefit.

"You're not jumping," Jared insisted before running off of the cliff and diving himself. I hope he hit a freakin' rock on the way down. This caused Brady to cling to me again. It was awkward so I shoved him off of me. "You almost hit my boob," I lied to him, crossing my arms.

Embry and Quil glanced at each other before Embry shook his head as sign to leave it. They both turned around and waited for Paul to dive in before diving themselves.

"I'm going down to the beach to meet Paul," Rachel said in a mutter before walking off.

"What's gotten into her?" Seth asked before shrugging. "Madison, watch this!" I glanced over at Seth who took a few steps back before running towards the cliff, flipping forward and diving into the water.

"Well done, Sethy!" I shouted, although I was unsure if he could hear me.

Finally, it was Sam's turn. He was glaring at me. "Madi, I think you should head down to the beach."

I was about to protest before jumping up from the uncomfortable log, "Fine." I said before stomping off. However, I stopped halfway to take my shirt off – my bikini was underneath and it was really hot outside today. Plus, I didn't want to get my shirt wet. When Sam had dived, I threw the shirt to Brady. "Be a dearie and hold this. Don't worry – the shorts are staying on."

He looked at me confused. I grinned at him before running forward and diving off of the cliff – Pocahontas style – hearing Jared shouting when I reached the water. I swam up and smiled at them.

"Madison, you are in so much trouble with mom!" Jared shouted.

"Whatever, I'll tell her that you and Kim have sex when she's not home and that all the noise keeps me awake." I said, rolling my eyes. That's another thing ticked off of my OAP list. "I'll also tell Kim about your stack of porn in—"

"Madison, just shut up!" Jared looked very embarrassed. Or angry. Either way, he went red. I think he was a bit of both because the guys (and Leah) were laughing and he splashed water at me – a lot of it, might I add.

"Hey, Seth. Wanna see if mermaids are real?"

"Can't we just find a shark?"

"No, but we can find Nemo."

He just shrugged before diving under the water; I followed. The water was mucky and not as clean as any other beach, but that's what La Push was like. When its home, you get used to the dullness that is La Push beach. Collin followed me and Seth as we swam away from the group to a more secluded area.

"I should have pushed Brady," I said, glancing up at the cliff to see him walking into the woods. "He better still have my shirt."

"Or, you know, you could just leave it off." I glared at Seth when he said this. He suddenly looked awkward before hitting some water at me. "I'm joking, obviously. No one wants to see you in a bikini top. Bleugh!"

"But, you said that Madi is hot—"

"Collin..."

"So, surely you would want to see her in a bikini top."

"Collin!"

I just laughed, "Its okay, Seth. I'd love to see you in a bikini top too."

"Does anyone know what's gotten into Rachel lately?" Seth asked, clearly in attempt to change the subject.

"Paul... Oh my God, that sounds so wrong! I meant that because he's annoying and is always moody, he's probably... Oh, you know what I mean!" I quickly said. "Plus, doesn't she like, hate La Push and want to move to Seat—Is that a cave? Oh my God, can we go over to the cave? That is officially SOAP's new secret lair."

"That looks so cool!" Seth said a bit too enthusiastically, "We should totally go there."

"We should go and meet Brady at the beach," Collin suggested. It was probably a good idea since he had my shirt and is a member of SOAP, so he should see this cave with us. With that, we decided to swim over to the beach.

I quite liked having these new friends. I mean, we we friends before but we never actually formed an actual friendship with one another. I would generally just talk to whoever, but it's cool that we're a little group now. And, I also like that all the werewolves hangout together – you know, Jake and Sam's pack because it's easier to annoy the hell out of them.

When we reached the shore, Paul was already there – sat with Rachel, obviously. Jared kept throwing stones into the water and shot me a daggered glare. If looks could kill, I'd be laying face down – dead – on the ground right now. What have I done wrong? Oh... Right.

Brady ran over to us, "Here's your shirt, Madi." He said, throwing at me.

I didn't catch it.

Collin did.

I snatched it away from him, "Collin, this isn't your colour." I insisted before putting it back on. "That was fun – we should do cliff diving a lot more often. Hey, do you think there are dead bodies in the water?"

"Why would you ask that?" Brady questioned.

"Well—"

"It's such an odd question," Collin the stupid cornflower then commented.

"How about..." Seth trailed off, "How many dead bodies are there in the water?"

Despite Collin and Brady ganging up on me, I then decided that these questions must be answered.

"Let's check Google!" I announced.

"We can just ask Sam." Before I could protest, Seth was already running over to Sam with Brady and Collin following so I had to follow – unfortunately. I think Google would have given a better answer.

"Sam, me and Madi have a question." Seth said.

"Yeah, do you think there are dead bodies in the water?"

"And if so, how many?"

"Also, do you think that dead bodies that go under water turn into mermaids?" I asked, "Because if that's the case, could someone please drown me so I can become a mermaid?"

Sam stared at us both for a second, as if we were insane. We were certainly not insane. Just young and curious – but not in a sexuality way (well, I'm not so sure about Seth) but more of a death way.

"I..." He begun, "I really don't know how to answer that... But you won't become a mermaid. Mermaids aren't real."

"You're not real, you little shit." I said. I didn't comment on the fact that he could hardly say mermaids weren't real when muggles (or just normal humans) say that werewolves and vampires aren't real.

"I guess there are dead bodies down there. Sometimes vampires hide them in there – to avoid exposure."

"So... How many?" Seth wondered.

Sam rolled his eyes – I think we were some how annoying him. "I don't know. Why would I know?"

"Maybe you've killed someone," I said, shooting him a glare.

Sam shook his head in a somewhat exhausted way, "We're all heading over to Emily's."

Emily's place? Yes! This is a new opportunity to annoy everyone. As soon as Sam walked away, I pulled Seth, Brady and Collin into one of those 'team chat-hug' things.

"Right, so we need to annoy them again. I was thinking that we persuade them to take us up the mountains tomorrow, because we're not allowed to go on our own. So, basically—"

"Madi—"

"Seth, hush." God-damn it, that boy needs to learn how to use manners one day. "Anyway, we shall call it Candy Mountain and randomly announce that we are one a search for a dinosaur, dragon or unicorn."

"Right, one small problem with that plan." Brady said – I glared at him. "We have school tomorrow," he pointed out.

I paused for a moment, "...Crap. Right, then... We can get Embry to drive us to McDonald's tonight, right? You know, to the drive-thru. Anyway, I can annoy him there. I have an idea."

"What if I have plans?" Collin whined.

"Collin, if you don't want to join in then fine but do not stand there and lie to me. We all know that you don't have plans. Your only friend at school is Brady." I rolled my eyes.

"Lies!" Collin insisted, pointing an accusing finger at me, "You're my friend and so is Seth, Ja—"

"Oh, come on. The rest of the pack can hardly count – they treat us like we're little kids." I pointed out. "So, who's in for tonight?"

"I have plans!" Collin said, starting to jump around like a two-year-old. "My mom and dad have invited my grandparents over!"

"Easy, tiger." I said, shaking his head. "Brady?"

"Um... I would but a raccoon keeps attacking my little brother and—"

"You can just say that you don't want to go."

"I don't want to go."

"Loser," I rolled my eyes at him, "Seth?" I looked at him with hopeful (or what some people might call 'Puss In Boots') eyes.

"I think my mom is round Charlie's tonight so... Sure—"

Before Seth could say anything else, I squealed and quickly hugged him. "See, this is why you're my first mate! Come," I instructed, tugging him by the arm so we could catch up with Embry. "Embry!" I jumped on his back because he was about to run away from me. "Can we ask you something?"

"We?" Embry questioned whilst he attempted to push me off of his back – it wasn't working. I was clinging to him like one of those Velcro monkey toys.

"Yes, we!" Seth answered enthusiastically.

Embry groaned, "What do you want?"

"Will you drive us to the McDonald's drive-thru?"

"We're hungry."

"We considered ordering pizza, but I want McDonald's."

"And it's too far out to walk."

"Actually, we can't walk because it's a drive-thru."

"Fine!" Embry said – I immediately let go and jumped down.

"Yay! Come on, we're leaving now." I insisted.

"But—"

"Jared, Embry's calling me a cun—"

"Fine! We'll go now!" I must have made Embry angry because he ran to his car, which meant me and Seth had to run too.

It was okay for both Seth and Embry, they were used to running and speed. I, however, was not. Although I did run (usually away from people who were chasing me), I still didn't enjoy it. I believe that it made me look ridiculous because I have rather small legs and I end up looking like a little Oompa Loompa running.

After shoving Seth, I managed to climb into the passenger seat of Embry's car and Seth had to sit in the back.

"You better not pull any tricks, alright?" Embry said as he begun to drive. "Emily's making cakes... I want some."

"Aw, Embry-boo wants a cake instead of a burger," I cooed at him.

"Whatev—Madison, put your seat belt on! I'd rather not get into trouble with Jared or your mother because of it."

"Fine..." I mutter, fastening the seat belt. "Are you trying to say that you would crash the car?"

"Are you going to make me?"

"How and why would I make you?"

"You're annoying." My aim is to annoy, so I guess my plans are working. "You've been extra annoying lately. I know that you, Seth, Brady and Collin took the food at the party."

I pulled a shocked face where as Seth done his usual confused stare, "How dare you accuse us of that! We were watching Harry Potter, weren't we Seth?" Seth just nodded.

"Which one?"

"The Goblet of Fire," I quickly answered.

"How long was it?"

"That's irrelevant."

"And what was in the cupboard?"

"A Nerf gun- Shit!" I frowned, for I had just been tricked by none other than Embry Call.

"I know you did it anyway – I saw Collin."

"Damn it, Littlesea." Seth muttered.

"And, I saw Brady. And you and Seth. I noticed Collin because of what he was wearing, I noticed Brady because he walked into me and I could see you and Seth running up the stairs with the fluffy rat following you."

"Dog," I corrected, rolling my eyes disappointedly at him. Surely he should know his own species. Oh, thank God we're here.

"You two will have Happy Meals, right?"

Both Seth and I stared at Embry.

"Embry, we're sixteen." Seth pointed out.

I nodded, "Of course we will. Can you make sure they include the toy?" I trailed off for a second, "You know, for Claire."

"Or for your collection..." I could hear Seth mutter. I decided to not say anything. I do not have a McDonalds' toy collection... A have a Kinder egg toy collection, more specifically the Disney princesses.

As Embry ordered, I leaned over to him. "Embry, tell the McDonald's person it's to go."

"It's a drive-thru, Madi. They know it's to go."

"They might not."

"I think they do."

"How do you know? Do you work here?"

"Well, no but—"

"Specify that it's to go!"

"Fine!" Embry said, holding his hands up in defence.

I had to laugh when he specified to the worker that it was to go – the look that they gave him was beyond hilarious. Finally, we got our food. However, Embry didn't give it to us – he just drove into the car park and stopped his car to move it further away from us.

"What about our food?" Seth whined, learning forward from the back seat.

"Do you honestly think that I can trust you two with food in my car?" Embry asked. To be fair, he was very fond of his car.

"But, it will get cold!" I pointed out, attempting to snatch the McDonald's bag. "I want my ham burger!"

"And I want my chicken nuggets!"

"Can I have a chicken nugget?"

"In exchange for what."

"...Me being your friend."

"You can have a chicken nugget in exchange for a kiss."

"Seth! That is so damn smooth, like. You don't even know... Whatever, I just want—" We both went silent when we heard a car door slam. We both looked to see that Embry was walking away from the car. "What did we do?" Seth just shrugged. "Well, I guess I'll drive then."

"You can't drive!" I glared at Seth when he said this. For some reason he suddenly looked very worried. "Do you even know how?"

"Well, I'm not going to know unless I try." I pointed out. I tried to move into the driver's seat but Seth was holding me back. Apparently werewolves are quite strong. "I think I know what I'm doing! I whooped Jared's ass on the bumper cars—"

"This isn't a bumper car."

"Duh, I know that. I'm just saying, I've been in plenty of driving situations."

"Like what?"

"Bumper cars, the racing cars at a theme park, Grand Theft Auto even though I died and Mario Kart... Which I managed to come first place on!"

"Embry will be back in a minute, he's probably just gone to pee or something."

I frowned slightly, "No, I think one of us annoyed him."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Fuck you, Watson." After I said that, I done a little sitting-down victory dance which clearly confused Seth.

My dance was interrupted when Seth started pointed and shouting, "There he is! There he is! Talking to some guys!"

"I bet he's dealing drugs," I casually said. By this point, I was now getting out of the car. I looked at Seth and waited as he struggled to open the door.

"I can't get out!" He started shouting, hitting the window. I just laughed and pointed – the child lock was on, for some reason. Seth probably put it on himself; the moron. Finally, he rolled the window down.

"I can't get the child lock unlocked!"

I rolled my eyes and started fiddling with the lock – it wouldn't budge. "Oh, that's right. I think I broke it about a year ago. Seriously, he still hasn't fixed it? I think you're going to have to climb out the window."

"Wait, why are we getting out of the car?"

"Oh, I'm going to flash him my boobs." I said casually.

"What!?" Seth exclaimed, although I could not work out whether he was excited or shocked.

"Seth, I'm joking. I was just going to embarrass him..." I trailed off as I thought for a moment as Seth started sticking his head out of the window. It was then that I burst into laughter, "Seth, you a literally sticking your head out of the window like a dog and you are a dog!" I pointed out, still laughing as he frowned. "Embry!" I looked over at him; he ignored me.

This called for drastic measures.

Using my Dauntless skills (did you get my Divergent reference? I hope so. Wait, who am I talking to? Is it myself? Do I have a split personality? IS SOMEONE ELSE IN MY MIND? If someone else is in my mind, hello chum. How are you? Well I don't care and I'm not interested. Where was I? Oh, right), I climbed onto his car roof.

"Embry! I'm getting footprints on—"

"Madison, you annoying little bitch! Get down now!"

"Sir!" I said dramatically, "You do not speak to a lady like that!"

"Get down!"

"Give me my McDonalds!"

"Get odd the roof of my car!" Embry said frantically as he ran over.

"I don't see what the problem is, I could stand on here whilst you drive and still be okay."

"I don't care about your safety—"

"Well excuse me, but if that is how you feel then I'll just make a dent in—" Before I could finish, Embry was pulling me off of the car; he then proceeded to hold me upside down.

I pointed towards Seth and laughed, "Dog poking it's head out the window."