A/N ... Hi? :) Aha, well I've been gone for... HOLY SHIT, 6 DAYS? AAAHHHHHHH! :O
Sorry 'bout that... But yea, 6. That's a lot of days to me. Well sorry guys, but I got sick and was puking a lot so... You know, I can't update like that. I'm still sick actually, but I only have head aches... Yea... Replies now...
SouthParkFan8: IKR? AAHHH! Chocolain, say something happy!
Chocolain: ... (sighs) :(
Me: NO! :O
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Ugh, I HATE when my phone does that... LOL, Bebe got whooped xD
6747: Don't call her that; she'll attack you in your sleep 0.0
Stephanie: Mm... Whatever. That's for the liking I guess...
Me: Psh, everyone knew Bebe was gonna lose.
Ashly: Yea, even I knew :D
Me: Maybe she is... Chocolain, any words?
Chocolain: ...
Me: Oh God, this is gonna take a long time to get used to...
Kurono-Angel: IKR? CHOCOLAIN, STOP BEING QUIET!
Chocolain: ...
Me: D: I like cliffies; they make you guys feel mad and excited :D
Elissa: Mmhmm... Tell me something I don't know ;) Tht ain't gonna do SHIT! Not when I'm around... :l
Stephanie: Don't underestimate me Kurono. I get away with a lot of shit... ;) You're a weird one though, aren't ya 0.0
Me: I totally love my OC. Isn't that right Chocolain?
Chocolain: ...
Me: Ugh... Chocolain better get well soon... :(
Tinaloveheart: Don't worry 'bout it. She was at a doctor's appointment. I like having that one person who wasn't there so she can get shocked ;)
Jenna: Hey... I wanted to be there :3 And Chocolain hun? Are you ok?
Chocolain: ...
Me: I'm so sad about her :(
Jenna: Me too Candy. Me too :(
Dawn's Rays: Ah, Dawn. What a lovely surprise you :3 Thanks for liking gurl; you're mega awesome ;) Weird how you WERE doing that... Yea... But yea, I'll TOTALLY keep it up! :D
Articuno2011: Yay newbies! :D I loves them... But yesh, she's depressed, and I am fucking worried D:
Rainy Falls: Yea... You better have :l LOL, in South Park, shooting someone during a fight is COMPLETELY normal. Yep I'm better and I AM NOT AN ELDER! D: I'll get you. I know where you live. I'll come walking over there when I'm finished, even though I'm sick. I'm seriously Rainy. So freaking seriously :l Thanks for the wishes though :)
CrimsonShadow006: Oh, well thank you :) Stories can be a pain sometimes, but it's nice to see you reading mind :D
Jesus Christ, 9 whole fucking reviews... That's a big number to me... Let me just hurry this up so I can get some rest :)
Disclaimer: Yea, I own nothing 'cept my OCs and the plot of this. Yea...
Krisa whistled a tune as she walked to school. She heard voices as she walked past Chocolain's house.
"I'm worried about her Gregory." Kathrine's voice rang out. Krisa stopped walking a listened attentively.
"Me too." Gregory agreed. "My little piece of chocolate is up there doing... nothing. It's like she's depressed or something..."
"Well if Chocolain wants to stay home to get a bit better, we'll let her." Kathrine said.
Krisa gasped. "Holy shit! I gotta tell the others!" She ran to school, forgetting that she could've took then bus instead.
"There was a WHAT?" Jenna asked in shock.
"Yea, a fight." Rainbow shrugged casually.
"Ugh, I just HAD to go to a fucking doctor's appoinment..." Jenna sighed. "Now I'll never be able to-"
Rainbow tossed the girl her phone. "First video." she smirked. "On my phone AND on Youtube."
"Sweet..." Jenna nodded in approval at Elissa's kick ass moves. "Oh shit, there were gun shots?"
"Yea, Steph helped out." Elissa replied, walking up to them. "She's mother fucking legit. I like her style."
Jenna laughed at Bebe's failure and gave Rainbow back her phone. "Oh... That was a delight indeed. I'm gonna like and subscribe your page Rainbow."
"I got, like, 100 subscribers over that one video!" Rainbow exclaimed. "That totally sucks." She grinned and walked into homeroom with the others.
"Hey guys." Kat smiled.
"Wow Elissa, I'm surprised to see you not suspended." Cherri said in shock. "You fucking killed the blonde."
"I'm kickass." Elissa shrugged and smirked. "What can I-"
Krisa came running in the classroom. She stopped and tried to catch her breath quickly. "Um... hi?" Starr asked slowly.
"Did you hear?" Krisa asked. "Chocolain refused to come to school today!" The girls gasped.
"But why dude?" Elissa asked. "Doesn't she love coming here?"
"Yea, but I guess she's 'depressed' or something." Krisa replied.
"Well we have to go see her; that's what friends do!" Starr exclaimed with a small smile.
"Yea, seeing us should cheer her right up." Kat smiled.
"After school, we'll go." Jenna smiled. "Hopefully we'll get her out of this mess."
"Come on, can't we just ditch or somethin'?" Ashly whined.
"No we cannot!" Starr started. "It is very bad to-"
"Aw, ok, I get it." Ashly interrupted and frowned. Starr smiled at her understanding.
"Oh my God Chocolain, you look fucking horrible." Elissa said bluntly at her. Chocolain's hair was all over the place and her eyes were red, probably from crying.
"Elissa!" Kat exclaimed. "That's mean!"
"Well I'm sorry if she really does Kat." Elissa shrugged.
Starr ignored the two. "Cocoa... What's wrong? Is it about the fight? Boy problems? Family problems?"
Chocolain replied with a sigh.
"Oh yea, asking her what's wrong totally makes her tell us what's wrong." Rainbow said flatly. Starr have her a quick glare.
"Stop it guys; arguing doesn't help." Cherri said. "My goodness, she looks so fucking sad..."
"Come on Choco-Laco, tell us!" Krisa exclaimed. "We hate seeing you like this."
Chocolain sighed again.
"I got an idea." Jenna started, She pulled out a white chocolate bar and placed it on Chocolain's lap.
Chocolain just sighed and swiped it off her lap. The girls gasped.
"This is the END OF THE WORLD!" Ashly exclaimed in shock. "We need a plan B... fast."
"But what should we do?" Kat asked. "She's really down, and not even chocolate cures her!"
"Then we're just gonna have to do something so stupid, that it just might work." Cherri replied. The girls all looked at her.
"What, exactly, is that?" Elissa asked slowly.
Stephanie paced back and forth in Chocolain's room. "Uh huh... The 'depression' stage."
"So can you help?" Starr asked curiously.
"Shh..." Stephanie started. "I must think..."
An awkward silence occurred.
In a flash, Stephanie whipped out her knife. "Say something cannibal!" she exclaimed loudly.
"Holy shit, that's totally safe." Rainbow muttered.
Chocolain blinked, then sighed deeply again, looking at the knife blankly.
"Welp, she's doomed." Stephanie said bluntly, stuffing the knife back in her belt. "She didn't even get afraid, and everybody gets afraid when I do that. Oh well." Stephanie walked out.
"Stephanie's right; we're doomed!" Kat cried. "There's no possible way to-"
She was interrupted by laughter. Chocolain fell out of her bed. "Oh, you guys are freaking priceless!" she laughed, clutching her stomach. "You really thought it was about my family or icky boys or that fight! AHAHA!"
"Ok, I am now confused and a bit scared." Jenna said slowly as Chocolain rolled around in laughter.
"Ok, I'll explain." Chocolain huffed out, sighing happily. "Do you know what today is?"
"Um... March 1st?" Ashly answered.
"Exactly!" Chocolain exclaimed. "March 1st. It's the younger sister of April 1st. Therefor, March 1st is equivilant to April 1st, making it March Fools instead of April Fools today."
"...I'm going home." Elissa said flatly, giving everyone the finger and walking out.
"That was both epic and fucking stupid." Krisa shook her head.
"I have to admit, you got us good though." Rainbow chuckled. "Great job Chocokins. Great job."
"Thank you, thank you." Chocolain bowed.
"You can be an actress!" Kat laughed. "That was brilliant!"
"Nah." Chocolain shook her head. "I was just bored."
"You prank people when you're bored?" Jenna asked. "Then I am going to be careful on both April 1st and May 1st..."
"Me too Jen, me too..." Ashly agreed.
"Those weird moments when Jenna and Ashly agree with something..." Cherri said slowly.
"So, you can go." Chocolain smiled. "Oh and thanks for the chocolate Jen! I'll save that for late-ah..." Chocolain nodded.
"Um... yea..." Starr said slowly. "I'm gonna go do my math homework... Yea..." Starr walked out slowly, everybody else following.
A/N Psh, you'd really think I'd make Chocolain depressed?
HELL NO!
But yea, she's not depressed.
Ok, so I should really get on that sneak peek, 'cause I'm starting to lose control over my God damn eyes...
Sneak Peek on Next Chapter
"What. The. Actual. Fucktart." Chocolain said flatly, looking over the note for the fifth time. "No. No, no, no... no. NO~!"
"What's wrong Chocolain?" Kat asked curiously.
"I have..." Chocolain gulped. "...a secret admirer."
Yea, I'm totally going there xD Yea, she has one, and she'll be motherfucking happy that she has one, whether she wants to or not, so... Ya know, Karma's a bitch :D I'm gonna go take a nap now, so bye peeps :3
-W.C.P