Pressure X Reader – The Pickup Line Chat
"Okay, okay, okay! Here's one for you!" You laughed.
Your best friend, Gilbert, and you were spending the day at his house. You had gotten into conversation about which pickup lines your other friends could use. And let's just say, knowing you two, it wasn't working out for other people, and they weren't appropriate.
"This one is for Feliciano: Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers."
"Oh my gosh, frau," he laughed, "that is hilarious! Here's another one for him: Okay, it's not very big, and I'm not very good, but I got the cutest little way of getting on and off."
"I will never think of him the same way again."
The conversation went a little longer. You had pickup lines for your friends, Kiku, Ludwig, Alfred, Vash, and Roderick.
"Here's one for Arthur," Gilbert laughed. "I've got the ship, you've got the harbor… what say we tie up for the night?"
"Gilbert!" You laughed. "That's terrible! But here's one for his stepbrother. You know the Irish one? I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
"Frau," Gilbert tried to say while holding his stomach from laughing, "that was good. You have one for me?"
"Yeah," you smiled. "Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."
"That's good," he smirked, "but I have a better one."
"What is it?" You asked.
"It's time for my five meters of awesome to invade your vital regions," he smirked as he brought your face closer to his.
The next day, you woke up to see Gilbert, smiling at you.
"So, mein liebe, how was the invasion?"
A/N: Wow, I don't know what is getting into me. You read my AmericaXReader story and this story and you're just like "WTF? She wasn't like this before."
Yep, I don't get it. Oh well, I love Prussia's line at the , I don't know if this needs a content warning.