A/N Hiya guys :3 Ok, so...
Ambitious Wendy Testaburger: Wow, nice new pen name :) Ok, ok, just making sure there wasn't a real curse 'cause I would've been like 'WTF, I'M A GENIUS'.
Brian: You're nowhere near that Candy :l
Me: D: Mean son of a... Ok, so yay that! xD LOL, good guess, but not quite kitten :3 Gosh, singing hurts my throat sometimes. Damn :( Wow, NYC? I've been there... a lot :P Hm, a chatroom? Maybe I'll consider... Reviewing more makes me feel soooo happy :D
Craig: Don't steal my line :l
Me: Fine then...
6747: Maybe, maybe not. You'll find out soon enough :3
Elissa: Ya got that straight :l
Rainbow: I warned her! I did, you saw it!
Brian: I just attack. Fuck warnings -.-
CrimsonShadow006: Wow, really? That means I created something that fucking shows on Google... FIRST :D Yes, it is white chocolate. Oh~! I kind of like that chocolate too (it's my little sister's favorite xD)
Tinaloveheart: Yay indeed :)
Jenna: But, but... it's fucking CANDY :O
Me: Here's the update :D
kylekennypiptweek: Yea, shit really went down xD
Rainbow: I dunno why they messed with me! They fucking called me a fifth grader. I'M IN SIXTH BITCH! :l Sorry. But yea, she got fucked up.
Stephanie: Thank you multipersonality pen name person :l
Me: Oh thank you :D I was at a picnic, and I had fucking alchohal poured on me. I fucking hate my cousin; he has anger issues and shit :l Oh, and no problem dude :D
Kurono-Angel: LOL, greedy xD Nah, I'm just kiddin'; that's a Cartman moment right there.
Cartman: AY! ;(
Rainbow: I don't know why the fuck that bitch came outta nowhere. And 'Beleive the rainbow would kick your ass, taste the rainbow kicking your ass' ;)
Me: LOL Rainbow xD And Steph... 0.0
Stephanie: What? People annoy me at times. So do animals. They're too happy. You're too happy Candy. Maybe I should shoot you :l
Me: D: WTF? But uh, LOL another pedo guess :P Here's that update!
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Yay~! OMG, I'm brilliant if I almost made you cry *U*
Brian: You make me cry of agony :l
Me: SHUT IT! LOL, we shot fireworks too (and I almost died D:) You're not pathetic-
Brian: Insane, crazy, not to be messed with, forever alone-
Me: STOP BEING MEAN! Anyways, I sometimes DREAM about the OCs :P
Starr: Um... thanks...? Creepy... 0.0
Stephanie: I would've shot everybody :l
Everyone else: 0.0
Me: But uh, here's the update...
SouthParkFan8: You're little bit of words spoke a lot to me; thank you :)
Dawn's Rays: Yea, me neither... Stay curious, and here's the update Dawnz (Yea, Dawnz :P)
Rainy Falls: I'm not; she's still cool xD And yea, scary baskets. Wow... Well, here ya go!
LOL, everywhere I go, I see someone change their pen name. I wanna change mines later xD
Disclaimer: I don't own any OCs that were submitted to me or SP characters. I only own Chocolain, her family, and her PAST friends. Oh, and the story plot! Yea...
It was a normal Saturday in South Park (excluding the giant bumblebees who were killing innocent civilians outside, though nobody gave two shits about those people since they're not very important). Though it was a very nice day to go outside and enjoy the weather, Stephanie was sitting on her bed, staring at the small T.V in her room as she played some random zombie game. She had to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse; it can happen at ANY time!
"Cut... shoot... kick..." the brunette muttered to herself as she pressed random buttons at a quick pace. "BLAST! MWAHAHA-"
Ding Dong~!
"Hun, can you get that?" her mother called. "I'm busy making dinner!"
Stephanie sighed and paused the game. "Fuck you alien." she spat out in disgust quietly before walking down the stairs and opening the door. There, she found a brown basket. "What the fuck is this, Red Riding Hood?" She picked it up and looked inside. "Zombie games?" She slammed the door. "HA! They're not tricking me, those govermengt officials!" She picked up the games and stomped on them, breaking it into little pieces.
After cleaning up the mess, she picked up the basket again. "Hm... two spa tickets? Must be for those aliens that assume they're my actual parents." She picked up the tickets and ran into her parents room. "This is for you guys." she muttered as she felt her father-ahem, alien father take the two items out of her hand.
"Oh Richard, isn't that nice?" Stephanie's mom asked happily. "Two tickets to a spa! We should go."
"As long as it's free, I'm alright with it Madeline." Richard muttered. "And it expires... today!"
"Oh, I gotta get ready!" Madeline exclaimed. "Steph should be alright staying home alone for the night."
Stephanie mentally grinned. Oh how she loved it when her parents went out without her! There would be less nagging and more quiet time to both record top-secret information and play video games.
So in a sweet voice she said, "Oh I hope you have a splendid time mother, father." She smiled brightly.
This was gonna be f-u-n, FUN!
"Ok Falisha, ten jumping jacks!" Chocolain smiled.
"Alrighty then!" Falisha began counting. "One... fifty... twenty-eight... thirty-two..."
Ding Dong~!
"I'll be right back little one." Chocolain ran to the door and opened it. "Oh~! Some weird basket~! Coolio!" She opened it. "Ma, Pa! Tickets for you!"
Kathrine grabbed the tickets. "Oh, what a nice thing!" she smiled. "A spa; for free!"
"Count me in... even though it seems girly." Gregory shrugged. "You'll be ok, right Chocolain?"
"Yes indeedy!" She skipped back to Falisha's room while still clutching the basket. "What? Only mint chocolate? FUCKING GROSS!" She stuck her tongue out. "Here Lisha, you take 'em."
"Really?" Falisha stopped doing her jumping jacks. "Great! Gee, thanks Chocolates!"
"Yea, whatever." Chocolain grumbled. "As long as that fucking shit is away from me."
Ding Dong~!
Starr stopped her singing. "I'll get it!" she called out before running to the door. When she opened it, she found a brown basket. She picked it up and found candy, some tickets to a spa, and anime magazines.
Wait...
"This is weird." Starr muttered as she closed the door and placed the basket on the table. "Who in the world would-"
"Is that CANDY?" Liza asked, running to the basket. "I'll be taking that." She grabbed a handful of it and walked away.
"No, but-" Starr started, but was interrupted by both her father Antonio and her grandmother Katrina.
"Are those tickets to a spa?" Katrina asked as she used her shaky hand to reach for them.
"Yea, they are..." Antonio said slowly back. "Welp we're going! Starr, you watch your lil' sis tonight, ok?"
"Um, alright." Starr answered. "But isn't it-"
"Great!" Antonio beamed. "I'll gonna go pack some stuff for tomorrow." He walked up the stairs with Katrina.
Starr sighed. "Don't they know it's dangerous to take things from strangers?" She grabbed the basket and threw it out in the garbage automatically. "I refuse to accept those anime magazines... even if they looked good..."
Ding Dong~!
"Elissa , get you ugly ass up and get the door!" her father called out as he lazily sat on the couch.
Elissa got up from her nap and trudged to the door sadly. She was so lucky that her father didn't hit or throw something at her; she would've been weaker than she already was now. When she opened the door, she found a brown basket. She stared at it blankly for a bit before picking it up slowly and looking inside.
Red Racer DVDs and candy was all she found.
She blinked but then shrugged. 'Must be some early gift for Easter I guess.' she thought to herself before grabbing the basket and taking it inside. 'Hm... candy must be for Chris. I'll gve it to him for a snack. Then I'll go watch Red Racer!'
And through that all, she didn't even see the evil smile that grew on her father's face.
"Oh lovely prince, I accept!" Kat acted, placing a hand on her heart. "Our love shall grow, and-"
Ding Dong~!
Kat stopped her acting and happily skipped to the door. "Wow, free candy? How nice!" She smiled widely and closed the door softly. "Oh~! And a ticket for mom to the spa tonight? Great; she needs some fun in her life! Ma! Come down here!"
"What is it Kitty?" her mother Melissa asked, walking up to her. Kat handed her the ticket. "Hm... I think I'll go for tonight. You should be ok, right?"
"Of course!" Kat beamed. "I know how to take care of myself now."
"Great." Melissa smiled. "Pizza in the fridge, snacks in the cabnet. You already know, right." Kat nodded innocently. "Good, then you'll be just fine."
Rainbow was in deep concentration. If she slipped up, even in the tiniest bit, her Pokémon would surely die... surely. Well at least she thought she would, when she knew she wasn't, but she still thought she would.
Yea...
Ding Dong~!
The girl quickly paused the game. When she opened the door, she found a ticket to some spa ('Boring~!' she thought) and Hello Kitty clothing. "Oh yea, free stuff!" she cheered and closed the door.
"Did someone say 'free'?" Jade asked, popping up behind her.
Rainbow beamed. "Yea! There's some Hello Kitty niceness and some boring spa crap."
"A spa, huh?" Jade muttered and picked up the ticket. "I think I'll go... to celebrate that I got the job..."
"That was a month ago." Rainbow said bluntly.
"You fucked the computer a month ago." Jade smirked. "Aw, how you cooed over it~!"
"SHUT UP JADE; I WAS LOOKING AT PICTURES OF PICKACHU ON GOOGLE GOD DAMN IT!"
"And... his... eyes!" Ashly exclaimed as she colored in Kyle's green eyes. "Yea... the perfect emerald green."
Ding Dong~!
"Debu, could you get that?" Nina, her mother, called out. "I'm finishing the food!"
"Fine... and don't call me Debu Mama!" Ashly yelled out in annoyance as she ran down the stairs and opened the door. "Brown basket." Ashly said lowly. "Oh, a brownie AND doughnut? How pleasant!" She grabbed the brownie and took a bite of it. "Oh, and some spa ticket for Mama and Papa."
"Spa ticket you say?" Mina walked up to her and grabbed the tickets from the basket. "Oh~! How much fun I'll hav with me and the girls! EEE!"
"Stop it Mama; you sound like some blonde teen!"
"Jeez, it's so quiet without Ashley." Cherri muttered to herself. "Lucky her. She gets to go to a fucking school trip for a whole two weeks! ...bitch..."
Ding Dong~!
"Get that for me Cherri!" the girl heard her mom call from upstairs.
"Yea Mama Stine! Cherri groaned loudly and trudged to the door. "Humph. Sea food, my favorite. Weird... Fuck, it's fucking a whole buffet in this basket!" She looked at it carefully. "Shrimp, lobster... Now I don't have to eat that disgusting thing Mama Stine calls 'meat loaf'!"
"Hey, I take that very offensive." her mother grumbled as she snatched the basket.
"Hey, you bi-uh person!"
"Hm, a ticket for a spa. I'll go; you're annoying me child."
"HEY, I'M VERY LOVEABLE!"
"Psh, loveable my ass." Her mother grabbed the ticket and tossed her back the basket. She then travelled back upstairs.
"Fucking bitch of a mom... ah, I love her." Cherri smiled and popped some shrimp in her mouth.
Ding Dong~!
"Canaan!" Krisa's mother Sonya called. "Get that door for me!"
"Mom, you forgot that he's on a trip for two weeks." Krisa muttered. "Again."
"Oh... I just miss him so much!" Sonya cried out, bursting into tears. "My little boy's all on his own!"
Krisa rolled her eyes and went to the door, ignoring her mother's cries. In front of her was a basket. Oscar ran up to it and sniffed. He then began to growl at it loudly. "Oscar, what's wrong? It's just.." She picked it up and looked inside. "FUCK! Doritos for free! YES! EPIC YES! TOTALLY YES! JUST YES!" She paused. "Oh, and some ticket for you Mom."
Sonya sniffled and grabbed the ticket. "Well I guess the spa wouldn't hurt me... it'd make me forget about... CANAAN~!" She burst into tears again.
"My God, Mom's a fucking pussy." Krisa mnuttered as she closed the door quietly.
Ding Dong~!
Brian slightly gasped. Nobody never ever came by his house... ever! So to hear that doorbell was rare, very rare. Like, finding Rebecca Black singing nicely rare!
He opened the broken door and looked at the basket blankly. He blinked before grabbing the basket.
All was food in the basket. Nothing more, nothing less. Except for some worthless ticket. He closed the door and ripped that up emotionlessly.
But food...
"F-food?" he stuttered, widening his eyes. "...Like, real hot steaming food! I know good God damn well that hyper brunette didn't do this; she'd leave some stupid note." He sighed. "But it's food, and Dad's not putting shit on any plate. I'll take it." He grabbed a chicken wing and bit it.
And it was fucking delicious.
"Shit... it's good as fuck!" Brian grew a slight smile. "Thank God! It's like... BAM! Like a good ass fight 'bam'! Like a-"
"Quiet down Brian!"
"Whatever Dad." Brian muttered back before he sat on the messed up floor and continued his eating.
"Ha, I beat you!" Jenna smirked.
"No fair!" Stan groaned. "The game obviously cheated!"
"No it did no-"
Ding Dong~!
"...Rock, paper, scissors?" Stan asked. Jenna nodded. The results:
Jenna- Rock
Stan- Paper
"God damn it!" Jenna yelled before marching down the stairs. Patricia came barking along, but the dirty blonde headed girl kicked her away in annoyance. When she opened the door she spotted something she didn't expect.
A brown basket.
When she opened it she found candy... lots of candy. There were chocolates, gummy worms, jaw breakers, and much more.
"Hm... suspicious candy that somehow just ends up at your front door on a Saturday morning..." Jenna muttered to herself. "Fuck it. If it's free candy, I'm eating it!" She grabbed the brown basket and closed the door.
"Perfect..." a man's voice said, looking from a nearby tree. "All is going according to plan..."
In the shadows stood a group of grown men. One of them, which wore some type of hat to show that he was leader, cleared his throat. That meant 'shut the fuck up' in his language. As usual, all the men quieted down. "Now then that you all finally decided to shut your God damn mouths, I am proud to say that all they kids and teens in South Park received their items while all the adults got some spa trip resort."
The men cheered.
"Shut up!" the head man screeched. The cheering stopped automatically. "Now, our plan will work starting tonight at 11. Be at the building by then, or else I'll hunt you down and kill you."
The men gulped.
"Now retreat." the head man growled. They all travelled in the shadows carefully and quietly, making sure they didn't get caught by anybody of the sort.
A/N Ok kittens, this is only the beginning of the mysterious people! You probably know who they are; I gave a hint and everything (I'm not saying where xD) Also, I'll give you this sneak peek as a hint!
Sneak Peek on Next Chapter
"We are D.I.C.K.S" one man explained.
"...So you're saying you're all dicks?" Cartman asked.
"What? No! We are D.I.C.K.S!"
"...Dicks then, basically..."
"Shut up you fucking fat ass! It stands for 'Dad's Incorporation; Children Kidnapping Society'."
"And you couldn't find a better name then that?" Kyle asked.
"Not... really..." the man sighed.
Yea... Ya know, I have a feeling that this story will end soon (NOO~! D:) BUT! But... I'm hoping that feeling is a fucking lie 'cause I am enjoying this so fucking much! I love you reviewers (no homo or relationship intended) :') Keep on making me feel happy. Byes~! :)
-W.C.P
P.S. I'm thinking of making Chocolain a Facebook... Should I? Just a thought! But I can make her a Facebook :3
P.S.S Only 14 more reviews until I hit 200 :D SQUEE xD
P.S.S.S. Why am I updating so late now? xD