A/N Hi guys, my new pen name is now Wacky Cool Parrot. Where oh where did I get these three words from? Well...
Wacky: I was wacking my arms and I randomly said "Le gasp! Tis the start of a mega awesome pen name~! :D"
Cool: I was on this boat ride at THE Niagra Falls (Maid of the Mist :D) and it was soooo cold 'cause I got soaked. Cold equals cool so... yea.
Parrot: Oh, you never heard? Yea, well I'm a parrot. Who talks. And eats meat. And types S.P stories. Yea, fuq logic! :l
Yea... Ok, so replies! :D
SoutharkFan8: Yes, D.I.C.K.S xD I dunno where that came from but... ya know, I just went with the flow. I might just make up diary entries for Chocolain and place them on my profile instead of getting a Facebook for her. And I'll be sure to like you (if I decide to get a Facebook myself :3)
Kylekennypiptweek: Parents are complete retards in South Park.
Starr: Well, I believe that taking things from strangers is a bad thing. I need to make a petition...
Chocolain: Hey, at least I didn't eat none of it... :P
Me: The rules of rock, paper, scissor is stupid! I still cannot believe paper can just wrap around a rock. WTF? The beginning... I dunno xD
Rainbow: Of course people do! Pikachu is adorable! :D
Me: Yes, D.I.C.K.S, because I found that funny as hell. I wanted it to be something weird and original. Aw, poor you :( And your welcome again! :D
Ambitious Wendy Testaburger: Aha, I might not make her a Facebook; just some diary entries on my profile xD If I did make her a Facebook, it'd just be a page and not some thing where you can friend her, just 'like' her :3 Roleplaying is like the shit. Not the bad shit but THE shit. Yes, kidnapping. And you'll see... Oh you'll see... I don't wanna stop it either; it's my relaxation and happiness w; And I fucking HATE OC stories that just stop after a while. Like WTF? WHAT HAPPENS D: And yes, the smell of sequel is good. Rawr :P
RedRacingStripe: Oh, well thank you :D The wait is now done 'cause the new chappie is out! And yes, I wanted it to be hilarious xD
6747: ...MAYBE :P
FailureFaith: Wow, that was early :3 Playing games is awesome, and spiders suck. Ah, it's ok dude. Yesh, working sucks ass, but we gotta do it to be successsful and earn that money $U$ Oh yea, D.I.C.K.S make me laugh so much; it's just fucking funny! Of course I'm gonna make a sequel. Probably them on summer vacation or, like, when they're in eighth.
Brian: I don't wanna~!
Me: GET OUTTA HERE! :l Anyways, teehee... you failed, and failure is in your pen name. Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist xD Dolphins, dolphins, and I changed my pen name too :D
CrimsonShadow006: I understand too; I like Pokemon :) LOL, yea no relationship :P Oh, well thanks dude; I love being loved anyways xD I'm probably just gonna make Chocolain diary entries and post them on my profile :3
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: LOL, I got bored and I put that xD
Stephanie: D.I.C.K.S, huh? Well... I'll be sure to check that out... :)
Me: OMG, SHE SMILED 0.0 Anyways, nah, you can still call me Candy dude; I lurv my name that's not my name but is my nickname even though I use it as my name xD
Kenny: Oh, I feel offended :(
Me: Aw, poor you xD LOL, if I made her a Facebook, I would just make her a page so people can like her :3 Haha, 'Friends'; that IS funny :D
Brian: Lame~!
Me: ...I hate you :l
Brian: Love you too :D
Me: Ugh... But here's the update :D
Kurono-Angel: Oh, it's like South Park? YES, THAT'S WHAT I WAS AIMING FOR :D The mystery man? Well you'll find out now. Mwahaha...
Stephanie: Maybe Kurono. Maybe...
Falisha: Thanks :D I'm likes other people; that's goodie to me :D
Me: Spas are cool, and brain washing is bad, m'kay :P But yea, here's the update :D
Rainy Falls: Yes, seriously Rain xD Thank you! I'm probably just gonna make her diary entries :3
Dawn's Rays: Haha, Ms. Parrot... Yes, it was supposed to! :D Oh dear indeed... I'm just gonna probably make diary entries... :3
Ok, I believe that's it...
Disclaimer: No, I do not own the OCs that were submitted to me OR South Park characters. I own Chocolain and her family though.
Last time on 'Friends', brown baskets with gifts mysteriously appeared in front of people's doorsteps, a mysterious group had a mysterious meeting, and giant bumblebees fucked people up, though nobody cared. DUN, DUN, DUN~! Let's continue the story to see what happens, shall we?
Stephanie swung her legs as she sat on her bed. Her hair blew lightly because of the wind coming from the window. She glanced at the clock: 9:30 P.M. She sighed and looked back at the wall. She was actually bored. She had already mastered all of her zombie games and recorded every single little information she saw.
"Welp, best if I get some sleep." the brunette muttered to herself. "Haven't had that since... hm, I think I was nine..." She got up and travellled to her closet. In there was her trusty rifle that she enjoyed to sleep with like a little girl with a teddy bear. She quickly grabbed it and closed the closet. She then travelled on her bed and lied down. "...Goodnight..." she muttered to herself before closing her eyes slowly.
Creeeeak
Stephanie sat up in a flash. "What was that?" she growled lowly. "It came from outside..." She gripped on her rifle, swiftly ran to the window and shot randomly. She then happened to look down. "Oh... it was that Patty bitch from next door... Oh well, she's dead. Never really like her!" Stephanie laughed loudly before she heard even more doors opening. "Huh...?"
All the teens, little kids and middle schoolars were... sleep walking? Their eyes were all closed as they walked in one specific direction. Some snored, some mumbled and the rest stayed silent.
'The zombie apocalypse...' Stephanie gasped lightly. "Is that Cherri? And over there is that Krisa chick. Just what the hell is going on?" She leaned foward. "Hey you guys down there! Can you hear me?"
Her response was soft snores.
"I need to..." Stephanie yawned loudly. "...Investigate... No, I need sleep..." She fell back down onto her bed and immediately fell asleep by force, her rifle in her hand.
Chocolain was worried. After a peaceful night of sleep, she couldn't find her little cousin. "Falisha, I'm not playing anymore!" the brunette yelled, her voice cracking a bit. "Stop playing hid and see-"
Ding dong~!
Chocolain gasped and quickly ran to the door. "Falisha?" she asked, beaming. Her smile slowly faded away once she faced Stephanie. "Oh Steph, have you seen-"
"This is not the time cannibal." Stephanie interrupted. "Follow me."
"But, but... my little cousin is miss-"
"I'm afraid that she's been turned into a zombie. Or she's been abducted by the aliens."
Chocolain blinked the suddenly burst into tears. "FALISHA, NO~!"
Stephanie sighed, clutched onto Chocolain's wrist, and dragged her out of the house, closing the door behind her. "Come on; we have to find other survivors."
"O-ok..." Chocolain sighed.
By the time they were done, Chocolain and Stephanie had with them a very confused Starr, a very frightned Tweek, a very annoyed Bebe, and plain Christophe.
"Seriously, the girls and I were supposed to go shopping today!" Bebe huffed out. "What exactly happned?"
"Gah!" Tweek began to pull his hair. "Why are we-nng-here?"
"As I saw from last night at approximately 9:34 P.M, the children and teens of South Park have been either turned into zombies or have been abducted." Stephanie answered, fixing her chocker.
"...Is this some type of trick?" Starr raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
"No, tricks are for kids." Stephanie stated in a serious tone.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Tweek cried out. "OH JESUS!"
"Aw, and I never got to become a lawyer or a marine biologist." Bebe frowned deeply.
"Where the hell are the parents during a crisis like this?" Chocolain asked. "Weren't they supposed to be back by now?"
"Oh, we had a very nice time here-" Sharon started. "-but we have to get back to our kids and-"
"No, no, no!" the spa owner exclaimed. "Tell ya what? If you all stay, you get a free seaweed facial... FREE!"
"Oh, well alright." Shelia said slowly. "But after this, we're really done!"
That was one of the biggest lies that fat bitch ever told.
"We can't worry about that now." Starr sighed. "We have to rescue the others."
"But we might-OH JESUS- die!" Tweek exclaimed loudly.
"Zen we 'ave to take ze risk." Christophe spoke up.
"The British kid's right." Bebe said. Christophe shot the blonde a glare. "We have to save them all... but where exactly are they?"
"We can't worry about where zey are yet." Christophe said. "We need zo be prepared for battle."
"B-battle?" Chocolain stuttered.
"Battle." Christophe nodded his head. "Everyone go 'ome and get out whatever weapon you can find. We'll meet back by ze shitty pond. I 'ave a feeling zis will be difficult if all ze kids were kidnapped." Everyone nodded and quickly ran home.
Kat slowly let her eyelids go up. "Huh...? This isn't..." She looked up then let out a scream. 'Dad...? But I thought...' She grew very pale and let out yet another scream.
"Somebody shut the God damn T.V off!" Brian groaned loudly. "Wait... I don't fucking own a T.V!" His eyes shot open. "Where the fuck are we?" He tried to move, but then found out he was tied down onto a sterdy chair. Everyone was tied up. "And who the actual fuck are you people?" Brian pointed at the men in front of all the kids.
"We are D.I.C.K.S" one man explained.
"...So you're saying you're all dicks?" Cartman asked.
"What? No! We are D.I.C.K.S!"
"...Dicks then, basically..."
"Shut up you fucking fat ass! It stands for 'Dad's Incorporation; Children Kidnapping Society'."
"And you couldn't find a better name then that?" Kyle asked.
"Not... really..." the man sighed.
"Wait..." Krisa narrowed her eyes at the man who spoke. "...Dad?"
"The one and only." the man- you know, fuck that. Mr. Sladen smirked widely.
"A-aw, we got kidnapped by dads?" Stan asked. "Seriously fucked up."
"I don't think our leader would like your tone." Mr. Sladen growled out.
"Show your fucking leader then!" Elissa shouted. "I'm not enjoying looking at your ugly ass faces!"
Mr. Sladen let out another smirk. "Mr. Thorne, if you may?"
"Gladly Mr. Sladen." a man in the shodows chuckled out.
Elissa's eyes widened. "Oh fuck..."
"Dude, your dad's a kidnapper?" Ashly asked in shock.
"Not only that." Elissa muttered back as her father stepped out.
"Now I bet you all you want an explaination." Mr. Thorne started.
"Damn straight we do!" Jenna yelled.
Mr. Thorne shot her a threatening glare. Jenna gulped and let out a squeak. "Well, you all in this room are in the sixth grade."
"Nah, we're in first." Rainbow muttered sarcastically. Wendy and the other girls let out a bit of giggles.
"SILENCE!" Mr. Thorne yelled. Everybody froze up and shut their mouths, even the other men. "Now shut up and listen."
"Dude, your dad has anger issues, seriously." Cartman whispered to Elissa. Elissa slowly nodded in agreement.
"When I'm through, the fat kid dies first." Mr. Thorne said to Mr. Stine, Cherri's dad. Mr. Stine was very drunk, but nodded nonetheless. Cherri glared at her dad.
"AY! Why I gotta die first asshole? How come the Jews can't die first, huh? I bet you're a Jew too, you so-called D.I.C.K!"
"Stop being so fucking racist!" Kyle and Brian yelled to him.
"Better yet, we should kill him now." Mr. Thorne smirked.
"...Mummy..." Cartman squeaked out.
"Anyways, how did I accomplish getting you children you may ask? Well I'll let Mr. Bruns inform you." Mr. Thorne stepped back in the shadows as another man, Kat's father to be exact, stepped foward. Kat's face paled at the sight of him.
"You all got brown baskets, right?" Mr. Bruns asked, placing his hands behind his back. All the sixth graders nodded. Rainbow resisted to say something sarcastic to him. "Good. You all either ate, drank, read, or intracted with the object with more than five minutes. Using sciency shit, we activated a part of your brain that let us signal you all to come here. Simply put, brain washed."
"That's illegal!" Ashly yelled. She blinked. "I think..."
"The mens and I will will leave you here to rot away." Mr. Thorne barked out. "Farewell..." All the men exited out.
The children all sat there in silence, not knowing what to do.
"...Com bai ya my lord~!" Cartman started. "Com bai ya~!"
"Shut up fatass; it's not the fucking time to sing!" Kyle yelled.
"You got any fucking idea how to get the hell outta here?"
"..."
"Exactly! Now I'm gonna continue! Com bai ya my lord~! Com bai ya~!"
Cherri sighed deeply. "Com bai ya my lord~!" she joined in. "Com bai ya~!"
Everyone soon joined in sadly. "Com bai ya my lord~! Com bai ya~! Com bai ya my lord~! Com bai ya~!"
"Oh Tweek, why didn't you get anything other than that pot on your head?" Starr sighed.
"Getting weapons to kill-Oh GOD-was way too much pressure!" Tweek replied back, placing his hands on top of the metal pot.
Christrophe glanced at him. "You are so lucky zat I grabbed ze spare gun." He tossed the blonde the small black gun.
"Oh JESUS!"
"Now what?" Bebe asked as she sat on the bench. "We have no specific trail to find them, do we?"
"Well while I was walking here, I saw a trail of crumbs go somewhere." Chocolain piped up. "They looked like Doritos."
"Krisa..." Stephanie muttered. "Alright cannibal. Lead the way!"
"O-ok..." Chocolain nodded and began to walk, everyone else following.
'It has happened...' Stephanie thought to herself. 'Humans vs. aliens.'
What will happen next for the kids of South Park? Will they be freed by the ones who didn't get kidnapped? Will there be anymore death that Stephanie will cause? Will the idiotic parents ever come home? And will those giant bumblebees stop stinging people and shit? Find out on another segment of 'Friends'!
A/N I dunno... I have nothing to say anymore.
OH WAIT, YES I DO!
Hm, well I'm predicting that this story has less than five chappies left, which sucks total ass. But it is great that I'm making up a sequel. Yea... Hm...
Sneak Peek on Next Chapter
"You cut my cousin's arm..." Chocolain muttered quietly, looking at the blood. Falisha grew tears and shook in fear and pain. "YOU FUCKING CUT MY COUSIN'S ARM! YOU. WILL. PAY."
Oh dear... Who cut Choclain's cousin's arm? What will happen? Only I know... I HAVE TO MUCH POWER! I GOTTA KILL MYSELF! D: *Shot*
Aha, just kiddin'... But see you guys later I guess :)
-W.C.P
P.S This is a question, and I need all of your opinions on this if you're actually reading this. Should I, like, accept more OCs for the sequel or just keep the original cast? The original cast would still be there in the sequel as well but... ya know what I mean... But yea, if you answered, that's be swell :)
P.S.S ALMOST AT 200! YES :D