A/N You'll never guess what you guys! My Mom said we're fucking going to Florida! I always wanted to go to Florida :DD

I'm sorry, let me just continue on with the reviews :3

Guest 1: Hey, are you SouthParkFan8? Random question... but yea it's ending soon :( But YAY SEQUELS! :D I'm probably gonna just keep the regular cast anyways.
Ashly: Those brownies were fucking good :l
Me: Well here it is! :D

Guest 2: Yea, I'll probably keep the regular cast.

Eden: Yea, one more probably would, huh? xD And thanks for callin' this epoc! :DD

kylekennypiptweek: That was AWESOME! I use that all the time xD
Stephanie: I was being serious. Tricks are for kids...
Bebe: Get your facts straight! He's British! An example of a French kid would be Pip!
Pip: Grr... ;(
Me: Some fathers are abusive and assholes (luckily my father ain't like that)
Stephanie: Fight we shall! REVOLUTION! :O
Chocolain: THEY WILL PAY ;O
Me: I'll probably just keep the original cast :P Yes, 200 indeed and I am SO fucking happy about it! :DD Oh, you should get an account; it's fun :) Here's the next update!

Anon (I'll respond to all of your reviews in this one reply): Lol, alien brother xD
Starr: I'm not crazy! :l
Bebe: HEY! ;( I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER! YOU WANNA GO?
Cherri: Says the person who got their ass kicked by Elissa -.-
Chocolain: IT'S NOT PIP! STOP SAYING IT'S PIP! :O
Me: All god things have to come to an end :( But thank you for all the mega awesome reviews dude! :D

Kurono-Angel: They did it 'cause they're assholes, abusive, and-
Cartman: -plain out DICKS! :l
Me: Yea, that about sums it up. ALIENS ARE AT HAND!
Stephanie: We gotta get 'em! :O
Me: Parrots are fucking awesome. My cousins have one, and I am SO jealous! ;( LOL, not EVERY couple was gonna be in the first story ya know ;) Some have to... develop...
Kenny: Like a girl has to develop their boobs xD
Me: Exactly! xD
Cartman: Candy didn't develop :3
Me: SHUT UP GUY WITH MAN BOOBS! ;(
Cartman: AY! ;(
Me: Only rough drafts? Aw, that's ok. She can take how much time she wants! It can be five years god damn it; at least she's doing it ^^ Yay sequels :) Yea, I'm probably not gonna add anymore. There's like... I think 8 OCs I accepted! Or was it 9? 10? God damn it, I dunno. See, that PROVES that I don't need anymore OCs.

Tinaloveheart: Oh, it's ok :) And thank you; how nice xD Mysteries kick major ass. The D.I.C.K.S part is my favorite part of the whole story :P
Chocolain: Yea serious shit 'bout to go down. THEY CUT MY COUSIN'S FUCKING ARM! :O
Me: Here's that update :DD

6747: Oh, you got a story? Maybe I'll check it out soon ^^ I'm probably just gonna keep this cast 'cause I love 'em so much :D
Brian: Well-
Me: Shut it Brian :l
Brian: :)

CrimsonShadow006: Ok, here's why. Bebe?
Bebe: Those shoes were SO last year! I didn't even want to TOUCH them! They're so... old :l
Me: Yea, I'm probably gonna keep this cast :) And yay for smarts :DD And I have writing talent :DD I'm proud of myself ^^Anime totally kicks ass with all the magical changes and fighting and shit.
Starr: EXACTLY :D Anime is my LIFE!
Me: Woah, woah... Ok, so in love with me? LOL, we haven't even met in real life xD Oh, you're just kidding :P Oh, I got a message in Japanesse for YOU too :D 確かに幸運私の友人 OMG, THAT LOOKS SO COOLIO :D

You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: You got scared? Dude... xD But yea, good things always gotta go :( But ya sequels and getting with the guy of your dreams! I'm probably just gonna keep this cast 'cause new OCs would take all the god damn spotlight -.-
Kenny: Yay! :D
Me: Psh, you were jealous ;)
Kyle: Yea dude, you were totally jelly.
Kenny: ...Seriously Kyle?
Kyle: Well sorry if I'm hungry :O
Me: ...Weirdos... But I'm weird too :D Here's that update!

This took up like... 900 words just for this A/N -.- But ok!

Disclaimer: No, me no own OCs or character from Souths Park. Me own Chocolain, her family, and her past friends dough.

Last time of 'Friends', we find out that it was the evil fathers of South Park who have kidnapped the kids who were idiotic enough to take brown baskets from strangers. Not only that, but we have Stephanie, Christophe, Tweek, Bebe, Starr and Chocolain who DIDN'T take anything from the baskets and are now trying to save all the kids... ON THEIR OWN! LE GASP! What will happen now? Find out now on... 'Friends'!

"Ugh, when will the trail end?" Bebe groaned, gripping onto her small gun.

"When it does, now shut it." Stephanie grumbled back. Bebe glared at her.

"Um guys..." Chocolain started. "This is where the trail continues." She pointed at the old building. Pieces were falling off of it, and it looked as if it would crumble down any minute from now.

"Ew, it looks horrible..." Starr gave it a look of disgust. "No wonder the kidnappers picked here..."

"I agree completely." Bebe sighed.

"W-we gotta-nng-go in there?" Tweek asked. "Jesus! What if i cr-crumbles down on us?"

"Remember: take ze risks." Christophe said to him. Tweek shut his eyes tightly. "Now! Usually, sheets like zis will have alarms. Starr."

"Yes?" Starr tilted her head.

"Explore ze outside of zis building. Zere should be zomething for you zo deactive ze alarms."

"Uh, ok..." Starr shrugged and began to walk away.

"Hopefully she'll be smart enough and won't be like ze fat ass kid zat one zime..." Christophe muttered. "Ze rest of you. Follow me."

"GAH!" Tweek exclaimed as they walked inside. "I hate this place!" he said through clenched teeth.

"I do too; it looks horrible in here!" Bebe agreed. "It needs a complete makeover."

"I've been through worse." Stephanie yawned casually.

"What's worse than this?" Bebe asked.

"Ever been chased down by a 22 year old assassain who wanted to kill you for sitting in their normal seat at a coffee shop?"

"..."

"Exactly."

"Zere's no time for wasting." Christophe interrupted. "Since ze zwo blondes-"

"-It's Bebe and Tweek you British boy-"

"-don't like it in 'ere, zey will be on ze lookout." Christophe finished, ignoring Bebe's anger. "Stay 'ere, go deeper, I zon't care. As long as you keep us protected."

"Fine." Bebe huffed out.

"O-ok... JESUS WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Tweek yelled out loudly.

"DIE...'IE...ie...e..." The building echoed.

"Shh..." Chocolain hushed quietly in a whisper. "People will-"

"WHO'S THERE?" a booming voice of a man yelled. It seemed to come from the right.

"OH JESUS!" Tweek began to shake frantically.

"Sheet." Christophe growled lowly. "Blondes-"

"-I said it's-"

"Who cares?" Chocolain snapped. "This is a life or death thing! I don't wanna die; I wanna continue living and eating my bars of chocolate! Now just stay here, ok? Ok. Come on French boy and Stephanie." She ran foward quickly, the two other brunettes foward.

"Humph." Bebe pouted as she heard footsteps come closer to them. "He's British anyways..." She suddenly froze. "Crap, where's Tweek?"

"YOU THERE, STOP!" the man yelled, pointing at her.

"Oh, fuck my life." Bebe groaned before shooting him in the leg and making a run for it. "TWEEK!"

"I'm hungry God damn it!" Cartman yelled.

Mr. Thorne sighed deeply. "For the last time fatty-"

"-big boned asshole!-"

"- we're not gonna feed ya." Mr. Thorne finished. "Now shut your trap."

"Sir, I believe he has a mouth, not a trap." Wendy stated. "You see, we- as in us kids- are in a tr-"

"Seriously Wendy at a time like this?" Elissa asked, eyeing her. "Seriously?

"Sorry... I'm just technical..." Wendy muttered back.

"Ugh, I wanna go home!" Red whined.

"I hear ya; this blows." Milly agreed.

"There goes that one main thing everybody in the sixth grade can fucking agree on." Ashly muttered.

"Oh, I'm gonna get grounded for this." Butters said sadly. People gave him the 'how-the-hell-are-you-gonna-get-grounded-because-you-got-fucking-kidnapped-by-a-group-named-D.I.C.K.S' look.

"So little kiddies..." Mr. Stine started with a giggle.

Cherri groaned and placed her head in her hands in embarrassment. "Oh God, here he fucking goes..."

"Ever heard of eating folders?" Cherri's father asked with another giggle. "My father had man boobs. Tee hee..."

"...Dude, why the hell do you have him?" Kyle asked Mr. Thorne.

"Yea, he's just a drunk." Stan agreed.

Mr. Thorne sighed. "I don't know that myself..."

Then the lights all flickered off. Everything was pitch black.

"Oh hell no." Rainbow said. "Hell to the fucking no. Turn on the lights. Now. Seriously."

"Oh God, this is how the horro movies start." Ashly groaned. "THEY'RE GONNA RIP OUT ALL OF OUR GUTS!" She then began to speak frantically in Spanish in fear of having a chainsaw make contact with her stomach.

"Oh no!" Kat cried. "I had so much to live for!"

"Why won't everyone just shut up?" Brian growled lowly so nobody else can here.

"Men, go out!" Mr. Thorne barked. "There's intruders!"

"Saviors!" Krisa yelled. "Epic! Now we can get the hell outta here! WHOO!"

"Go, go, GO!" Mr. Thorne yelled.

"But sir, we can't see." Mr. Bruns said.

"I don't give a shit! GO ANYWAYS!"

"Yes sir..." the men all groaned in reply, running out. Some bumped into each other, falling on the ground.

"Oh dear, it seems as if I cut the wrong wire..." Starr muttered to herself, placing her knife away safely in her pocket. "It was suposed to be blue not yellow. Tee hee..." She cut the blue wire and studied the yellow one before closing the box. "Hm... I wonder what it was fo-"

"FREEZE LITTLE GIRL!"

Starr lowly growled. "Damn it all to hell." she muttered to herself before looking up. "Yes misters?" she asked with a sweet voice.

"Don't act all innocent; you cut off all the lights!" one man yelled.

"Yea!" the other men agreed.

Starr giggled lightly. "Oh, you thought that was me? No, no, a girl just ran past here saying that she wanted to do that."

"Where'd she go?" another man asked.

Starr pointed East. "That-a-way." she replied. The men ran off. "Have a nice time finding her!" she called out to them. To herself she muttered, "Ah, idiots..." and smirked. "Hm..." She opened up the box again. "Maybe I can fix that yellow wire..." She placed the two broken pices of the wire together. She took some tape from her shirt (it had a hole in nit) and taped the pieces back together. "All fixed! Might as well travel inside and help Bebe and Tweek." She ran inside the dark building.

"Damn Tweek..." Bebe said, looking at all the bloody, dead men surronded the twitchy blonde. "You shot them a lot... Like... damn."

"GAH!" Tweek yelled. "THEY WERE GONNA KILL ME!" He pulled his hair. "They said they'd-nng- rape me and take my virginity! AHH!"

"Well whatever; you did a good job." Bebe smiled at him. "Now come on and at least try to stay along with me."

"O-ok..." Tweek followed Bebe as they travelled foward. Suddenly, the lights cut off on them. Tweek screamed loudly. "It's a sign! WE'RE G-GONNA DIE~!"

"Oh brother..." Bebe muttered in annoyance, grabbing the boy by his collar and dragging him deeper into darkness.

"GOD IT'S LIKE WE'RE INSIDE A WHALE! It's gonna sw-swallow all of-of us up!"

Then the lights came back on. "Thank God, I thought this kid was gonna explode." Bebe muttered.

"She did good with ze alarms." Christophe said. "Lights? Not so much."

"Lucky me for having my flashlight." Stephanie muttered, grabbing the flashlight out of her belt. She pressed the red button. A little bit of light filled the dark halls.

"Now come on!" Chocolain rushed. "We gotta save my cousin and friends and strangers we don't know!" She began to run again.

"She's zoo hyper." Christophe muttered to Stephanie.

"You said it." Stephanie agreed before they ran with her.

"Running, running, ru-OOF!" Chocolain bumped into something and fell. "Ow..."

Stephanie pointed her flashlight at it. There was a brown sign that said 'Kids- Sixth'. "They must be in there." she said. She moved the flashlight around the hallway. "The doors go from Pre-K through Eighth..."

"Ze kids are catigorized." Christophe stated. "Smart... Zen we all get categories to go save. Hyper brunette, you go from Pre-K zrough Second. Zey put ze weakest with ze youngest most likely."

"Right." Chocolain nodded, grabbing her twin blades from her pocket. "Who knew Pa liked playin' ninja..."

"Zen Stephy, you go from Third zorough Fifth." Christophe continued.

"Don't call me Stephy." Stephanie snapped, blushing slightly.

Christophe rolled his eyes. "And I'll go from Sixth zo Eighth. Everyone clear?" The two other brunettes nodded as the lights came back on. "Oh, what a coincidence... So be gone!"

Chocolain opened the door open for Pre-K. The little kids were tied up to chairs, but no one was in there watching them. "Huh... easy peasy!" she beamed. "Alright kiddies, who wants to get outta here?"

"Yay!" the kids cheered.

"Now let me just untie ya all, k?" the brunette asked nicely. They all nodded. "Great!"

"This is a stick up!" Stephanie yelled, kicking the door open. "No aliens shall move!"

In the room were the tied up third graders. Only three men were in there.

"What's a lil' kid doin' here?" one man asked.

"I dunno, but we gots to get her!" another shouted. They all whipped out their knives.

"Seriously?" Stephanie laughed as she grabbed out her gun and shot them all in the heart in a few seconds. They all fell down dead.

"Dude she's cool!" one third grader yelled.

"Badass!" another agreed.

Stephanie smirked. "Thanks I guess." she said under her breath. "Now sit tight, 'cause I gotta defeat more of these crazy ass aliens." She sped off.

"...What aliens?" one girl asked, tilting her head.

Rainbow sighed happily as the lights came back on. "Thank God! I was totally not scared during that shit!"

"Well I was!" Ashly yelled, not noticing the sarcasm in Rainbow's voice. "It was sooooo cre-"

"Let ze kids go."

Everyone gasped at the voice. "It's that British kid, Ze Mole!" Stan yelled happily. Christophe shot him a dirty glare in secret.

"And why should I?" Mr. Thorne growled.

"Hm, oh maybe because we're fucking kids who shouldn't be here!" Jenna yelled.

"Shut it kid." the man growled. "I am this close to strangling your scrawny ne-"

BAM!

Mr. Thorne fell to the ground. "You fucking shot my thigh!" he yelled.

Christophe eyes him. He sighed deeply. "At least it wasn't ze nuts." he grumbled to himself. "Zat would be embarrassing..." He held up his gun again. "Now I'll repeet. Let. Ze. Kids. Go."

Mr. Thorne held his leg. "Never!" he shouted, rocking back and forth.

"Da-" Elissa stopped herself. "Boy, free us right now."

"No." he growled back. "Listan to your father Eliss-"

"You're not my fucking father." she spat out, shooting him a dirty glare.

"I zon't 'ave time for zis." Christophe said quickly, shooting Mr. Thorne's other thigh. He growled in pain.

"Alright British kid, untie us!" Cartman snapped.

"Nah..." Christophe shook his head as he walked past Mr. Thorne and 'accidentally' stepped on his leg. "You should stay 'ere..."

"No God damn it!"

"Anyone zink that 'e should be freed?"

No one made a peep.

"Fuck you guys too then!"

Starr stopped once she heard footsteps. She froze. "Who's there?"

"Don't get your panties in a bunch; it's just us."

Starr rolled her eyes as Bebe and Tweek walked to her. "Status report?"

"BAD!" Tweek cried. "W-we're going to FUCKING DIE!"

Bebe groaned. "Here he goes yet again."

"Tweek, we'll be fine." Starr reassured. The gittery blonde wimpered in reply. "Come on. Since all the other guys ran out, we should just go help the others."

"K." Bebe shrugged and walked, still dragging the pale Tweek by the collar of his jacket.

They soon approached 10 doors. Some were open. They dared to go see the third door to the left.

Bebe sighed of relief as she saw Chocolain loosing the ropes off of the last first grader. "Thank goodness. We're safe for now."

"F-for now?" Tweek squeaked.

"Hey guys!" Chocolain flashed them a bright smile. "I'm just finishin' up with these here first graders. Come on; my last section is right next door!"

The four, along with the little kids Chocolain helped, traveled next door. Inside were the 7/8 year olds, some crying and others wimpering. There was one man who held a knife with some dried up blood on it.

"Who are you?" the man growled.

"None ya bees wax." Bebe rolled her eyes as Chocolain walked over to her little cousin who was crying the most.

"Lisha, what's wro-" Chocolain stopped talking once she saw Falisha's arm.

Falisha's bloody arm.

"Wh-wha... How did this..." Chocolain couldn't find the words.

Liza sniffled and looked at the brunette. "Th-the big scary man c-cut her 'cause she sneezed..."

"It annoyed me." the man shrugged. "So BAM! I sliced her fragile little arm, making that huge gash."

"You cut my cousin's arm..." Chocolain muttered quietly, looking at the blood. Falishha grew tears and shook in fear and pain. "YOU FUCKING CUT MY COUSIN'S ARM! YOU. WILL. PAY!"

"I sense major danger..." Starr whispered to the two blondes beside her.

Chocolain faced the man, growling loudly. In a flash, she whipped out her two twin blades and threw them randomly. One hit him in his arm while the other missed and hit the wall instead. The man yelped as Chocolain snatched the gun from Tweek's grip and shot him on the foot. The man fell down with a thud, tears running down his face.

"How do you like it, ya pussy?" Chocolain growled, calmly walking up to the man and retreating the blade from his arm. The man screamed in pain. Tweek screamed him in fear. The mad brunette pulled the other blade from the wall before kicking the man in his nuts. "Stay away from little kiddies bastard..."

By now, Tweek fell to the ground and passed out, his face pale with fear. A first grader poked the blonde. He didn't flinch.

"Oh, that's major tsundere..." Starr said with wide eyes.

Bebe looked at her blankly. "...What the hell-"

"Don't question about the anime." Starr shook her head. "Just... Yea..." She walked over to her little sister to untie her.

"Motherfucking weirdo." Bebe muttered, helping Starr as Chocolain continued to brutally toture the man who hurt her cousin.

Now that most of the kids are free, what else will be in store for the kids of South Park? Will parents come home? Will secrets be revealed (Probably not since some already have...) Is this the end of D.I.C.K.S winning streak? Find out next time on 'Friends'!

A/N Alright lovelies! It ain't over just yet ;) We still have more for the D.I.C.K.S group. Look at this awesome sneak peek to help ya!

Sneak Peek on Next Chapter

"Finally, it's fucking over!" Brian cheered. "We can go home?"

"How pleasant!" Pip agreed.

"Shut it Pip."

"Ok!" Pip kept his smile.

"Who said that you could go home...?"

The kids all gasped and faced the person who said that.

Who said what? Who knows? Even I don't know. Well ta ta for now~! I must go figure out ideas for the next chapter :)

-W.C.P

P.S THANKS FOR THE 200 REVIEWS! INTERNET PARTY :D *Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling* PARTAY! PARTAY! :D

Cherri grins and holds up a cup of apple juice. "TO SUCCESS AUTHORS!" she cheers.

P.S.S This was gonna come out tomorrow, but I snuck on my Android (I'm grounded ;() to type this for you guys. Come on and show that love... :)