Hey~! W.C.P's cool self is back bitches! WHOO xD
SouthParkFan8: WHOO :D Thanks a bunch :)
You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: Yes, yes it was... OMG, you cried? Aw... I feel so bad to end the story now :( But yea, sequels really fucking kick major arse :P Aw, I always loved your ramblings xD And that is a very awesome change. See Kenny? Now we're BOTH special in a way :D
Kenny: WHOO HOO :D
6747: Yay! :D
Starrr: *watching Brian and Red* Aww... CUTE~! *U* I wish I could have a boyfriend like that... *shoots a glare at Cartman and Jimmy*
Cartman and Jimmy: ...
kylekennypiptweek: Yesh, thanks a bunch!
Stephanie: What the hell is that? I NEED TO KILL IT D:
Me: LOL dude, you're funny xD
Bebe: ... I hate most of your reviewers Candy...
Me: Psh, I don't care :P And once again. congrats on getting that account! Oh, and I FUCKING LOVE LITTLE BIG PLANET! WHOO :D
Ambitious Wendy Testaburger: Yesh, yay~! But then again, aw :( There will ALWAYS be ship tease of those two. They're-
Cartman: I swear to God Candy, if you don't shut up, you won't be lookin' like yourself in a few minutes :/
Me: ...0.0
FailureFaith: Yay Androids! :D But aw, yours suck...
Christophe: ... I 'ate all of you :/
Me: LOL, Randy? Well that's an original guess :P I'll stay coo- aw, you're just kidding :3 Dolpheens~!
Guest: Thank you :) Well you get to find out right now :D
Anon: Oh, well thank you :)
Bebe: ALRIGHT THEN! MEET ME UP AT STARK'S POND! Oh wait, YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT BITCH! MWAHAHAHA :D
Me: ...0.0
Kurono-Angel: Yay! :) Bwahaha at evil voices...
Chocolain: Yea, you BETTER catch yourself Kurono. My eye is on you... 0.-
Me: Yea, I wonder how the sequel will be with them older and stufff... Jesus, that wopuld probably take FOREVER :O I'll probably go up to eighth... yea... OMG, I LOVE CHIBI ANIME xD So yea, it's cool brah. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have to fix a thing :3
Wendy: But Candy, perfection isn't-
Elissa: UGH, SHUT UP! -.-
Me: Ok... LOL, Stephanie is one wild child xD
Stephanie: Si...
Me: I totally feel bad for Christophe... and the SP movie kicked MAJOR ASS! I watch at least once a month :P I lurv Tweek; he's the twitchiest :D I'm afraid of Cherri's dad... and Mr. Thorne fucking needs to DIE!
Elissa: I second that!
Me: Well here's chapter 30 :D
CrimsonShadow006: Dude, Japanese is awesome, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. LOL, yea they do xD
Chocolain: It isn't my fault... I feel very bad for the man... not really... He's a fucking pussy :/
Yeppers! Now onto the...
Disclaimer: I don't own SP characters/OCs that were given to me. I own the story plot and that is all.
Last time on 'Friends', the people who weren't kidnapped began to gain an advantage. Not only did Starr trick most of the men to leave, but all of the other kids saved the kids that got kidnapped! Will anything mess up their victorious moment? Find out now on... 'Friends'!
"Chocolain..." Pip said slowly as he watched the brunette kick the man's stomach. "I believe that we should make our escape before the other D.I.C.K men come back and take us away. That wouldn't be very pleasant..."
"But I want him to DIE!" Chocolain yelled.
"Oh dear..." Pip slowly walked up to Chocolain and attempted to pull her away. Luckily for him (but unluckily for Chocolain) it worked. He sighed of relief.
"Let me at 'im, let me at 'im!" Chocolain began kicking and whining as Pip dragged her away.
"Jesus, she turned crazy." Cherri said with wide eyes. "I mean, more crazier than she is now... But she's fucking crazy."
"I always knew the bitch was bipolar." Cartman said loudly.
Elissa groaned. "Starr, why did you have to untie him?"
"He might not be very nice, but he still needed my help Elissa." Starr answered back. "It was the right thing to do!"
"I think the right thing would've been to keep him there." Brian growled lowly to Red. Red nodded in agreement, gripping onto his arm.
"Alright everybody, listen up!" Stephanie called out after she saw Christophe finish saving the eighth graders. The kids all quieted down (except for Chocolain, but who cares?) "Ok, so here's what we do..." Everybody (except a certain brunette) listened closely. "...We get the fucking fuck outta here!"
"WHOO!" the kids cheered in agreement. Some took off right away towards the exit while others happily walked.
"Well that was quite the expierence..." Kyle said slowly.
"I hear ya." Jenna agreed, slipping her hand onto his. "And I'm starving."
"It feels as if we didn't eat for one hundred years!" Kat whined loudly. "Stan, got any snacks?"
"Uh... nope." Stan said after checking all of his pockets.
"Drat!"
"This was so scary!" Ashly exclaimed loudly to Krisa and Ashly.
"I don't think there was no trace of epicness in this." Krisa added.
"Oh yea, there would totally be epicness after gettin fucking kidnapped by some fucked up dads." Rainbow said sarcastically. "But really, this fucking wasted my time. When I get home, I'm going straight to a tree."
"I'm gonna go eat Doritos!" Krisa said happily.
"I'm gonna go roller skating or something to clear my mind." Ashly sighed. "Seriously, this has got to be the scariest expierence that has ever occurred to me... ever."
"Well this was fun." Elissa said sarcastiaclly to Craig. He just blinked. "Dude, do you feel anything?"
"Was I supposed to?" Craig raised an eyebrow.
"'Was I supposed to'? YES! We could've died or something!"
"So?"
"...Dude, you have no idea how much I want to punch you right in your face right now."
"And you have no idea how much I really don't give a fuck."
"ARG!" Elissa flicked him off and stormed away. "He's so fucking difficult!" In a mutter she added, "So cutely difficult..."
Cherri sighed and placed her hands in her blue skinny jean pockets. "Damn, dad is a retard..." she muttered, kicking a pebble she found on the ground.
"Aw, don't say that." Starr said, placing a hand on her shoulder. "He's just... drunk..." The anime lover tried to change the subject to something positive. "But at least we got out!"
"Yea I guess." Cherri gave her a small smile. "This was some fucked up shit. Who knew that dads who abused their kids could be so smart at times?"
Starr giggled. "Yea... Usually from what I've heard, they're rude and don't think twice."
"That is entirely true... well at least in some cases I guess." Cherri gave a small grin once she saw the door to outside. "Yes! We're fucking out of here! WHOO!"
"Whoo indeed." Starr said in a short voice, grinning from ear to ear.
All of the free kids met up at a hill with flowers, clear green grass, and sunshine. Everyone was actually happy at the same time (Rare, huh?)
"Finally, it's fucking over!" Brian cheered. "We can go home!"
"How pleasant!" Pip agreed.
"Shut it Pip."
"Ok!" Pip kept his smile.
"Who said that you could go home...?"
The kids all gasped and faced the person who said that.
"You guys!" Ashly hissed, pointing at the remainder amount of D.I.C.K members (which was a lot)
"Yes, us." Mr. Bruns smirked. "You think your petty asses could actually get away? Hah! Well think again!"
"Pickels~!" Mr. Stine laughed and fell over. He was now unconcious.
"Prepare to die." Mr. Sladen announced loudly with a wicked laugh. All of the men pulled out a plentiful amount of weapons like guns and mini bombs.
"It's all over..." Stan said slowly. "We're out numbered..."
Starr looked up at the sky and squinted her eyes. "No we're not Stan..."
"We're not?" Jenna was confused.
"Nope." Starr smiled and shook her head.
Ashly looked up at the sky as well. "O-OH! I actually get it! We're ok you guys!"
"And why's that?" Kat asked.
Starr cleared her throat. "EVERYBODY RUN AWAY!" she yelled. She didn't need to yell that to most kids. They were already speeding away, scared out of their minds. All of the kids ran into an open building. Kenny tripped, but he luckily got up just in time and ran in the building.
He wasn't gonna die... at least not today. Maybe tomorrow or something.
"Get them!" Mr. Sladen commanded loudly. Suddenly, all the men heard something. "Is that... buzzing...?"
"I believe so-OH MY GOD!" Mr. Bruns pointed up at the sky. What was it they saw?
A bunch of giant bumblebees coming straight towards their way.
Now, it would've been very smart to just stand still while the bumbleebees just grabbed some nector tomake some honey. But are these men smart? Not one bit. So all they did was run around in circles instead of just standing still... or running off of the hill completely!
"Dumb asses." Elissa muttered as she watched all of the men get stung and die.
"Exactly." Cherri agreed. "Well, now we're free!"
"WHOO!" the kids cheered.
"I can finally go home." Kat said happily, crying dramatically. People rolled their eyes at the sight of her.
"I'm finally free from abusive shit!" Elissa cheered. "But now I have no parents... huh. Never really thought 'bout that..."
"What about your mom?" Ashly asked.
Elissa scoffed. "What about her? I don't even know where the hell she goes. She wouldn't care if I was gone anyways."
"I feel bad for you." Rainbow said, patting Elissa's back.
"I feel bad for myself..."
"Look, it's the parents!" one seventh grader shouted, pointing at all of the cars that rode by.
"Horray!" the kids cheered as they ran to their guardians (except Elissa since she technically doesn't have a guardian for now) Everyone was finally happy (except for Chocolain, who was still clearly pissed (but don't worry; Pip got her to her mother's car before she ripped his hair))
Ever since the parents found out about the kidnapping (one kids had to be a dumbass and rat them all out (coughcoughBebecoughcough)), they've been a bit more protective of their children. Some bought security cameras for their homes. Others made the kids write an eassay on the subject of 'not taking anything from strangers'. Some even followed their kids around like stalkers (coughcoughSheliacoughcough)
Finally after a month, it all stopped ("Thank God!" Rainbow cried out happily. "That was possibly the best torture I've ever had...") Everything went back to the way it was.
But one day, something might change all of their lives forever. And ever. Oh yea, and EVER!
A/N I feel as if this chapter was short :( Whatever, I finished. Blec... I have to do a lot of packing even though I'm not leaving to Florida until August... Blec...
Sneak Peek on Next Chapter
"...Barbra Streisand!" Chocolain cursed, getting out of her chair. "No, you can't do that! I love it here!"
"I'm sorry Chocolain hun, but the system has made up it's mind." Gregory said in a calm voice. "You'll be fi-"
"I hate you!" the brunette screeched. She marched up to her room and shut the door. Falisha followed her closely, still crying her eyes out.
"It was so different when we were moving from Georgia to South Park..." Kathrine sighed deeply, running a hand through her black hair.
Uh oh! Why's Chocolain cursing? Why's Falisha crying? WHO FUCKING KNOWS GOD DAMN IT!?
You'll find out soon ;)
Well goodbye fellow fans. See you at the next chapter! :)
-W.C.P
P.S. My mom actually let me on the computer today! Yay~! :D
P.S.S. I'm afraid that this story has one chapter left, then the epilogue. Aw... me so sad... :( I'm gonna go now and eat some ice cream while watching Gravity Falls (no I'm not, I'm just gonna eat the ice cream ;P)