Author's Note: Hi everyone! Here's today's chapter, a request from jade nimenzo, who requested, "What is sexting?" I must say, I was a bit stumped with this one. Still, I hope you enjoy! Also, I'm running low on requests! If you have any prompts that you would like turned into a chapter (or possibly a saga), please leave a request in your review! To everyone else who has requested, I'm working my way though and I am pretty close to finishing all of them.
"What is sexting?"
He does a spit-take and his milk goes flying into the air. It's literally the last thing he had ever expected her to ask him. As soon as he recovers from the shock—because why the hell would Parker be asking him about this—he faces the thief who seems unapologetic.
"What?" She huffs and sighs like he's the one that's causing a problem.
"What is sexting?" He really doesn't want to have this conversation with her right now—or ever.
"Ask Sophie."
"She's out shopping." Parker retorts and Eliot curses the resident actress.
"Then, ask when she comes back!" He growls.
"Why can't you tell me?" She pouts.
"Because!" He retorts.
"That's not an answer!" She challenges and he agrees with her, but frankly, he's running low on options and he needs to end this conversation right now. "What is it, Eliot?"
"Hey, is that a new zip line over there?" He points behind her and Parker predictably looks, giving Eliot the chance he needed to escape.
"Where?" He slips into the other room and then out the front door. He waits ten minutes to calm down before heading back inside, checking to see if Parker was waiting for him first.
"I told you," He hears Hardison tell Nate, taking 20 dollars from their leader. "I knew he wouldn't be able to handle that."
"Guess you were right." Nate sighs.
"Do I get my new zip line equipment now?" Parker asks energetically.
"Yeah, you do," Nate replies, patting the thief's head. "Way to go, Parker. Pretty soon, you'll be rivaling Sophie's performances."
"A bet?" Eliot hisses as he steps into the room. "This was a bet?"
"Yes," Nate answers, unashamedly. "And you just cost me 20 bucks." Eliot curses before walking to the kitchen to pout. He pulls out one of the old cooking books and looks for a recipe that requires a lot of chopping.
"Are you mad at me?" Parker questions, sadness in her eyes. "We thought it would be funny—," She appears as if she's about to cry and Eliot can't stand to see her like that so he smiles and assures her that he's not mad at her. He could never be mad at her. "Can I help?"
"Sure."
So, they stand together in the kitchen, chopping carrots and all the anger over being the loser of an unknown bet melts away.
Parker has that kind of effect on him.
Author's Note: So, tomorrow more plot! Please send in those requests via your review! Please check to make sure that your request hasn't already been done before submitting. Here are the guidelines once more in case you've forgotten how to submit a request. 1) I DO NOT ACCEPT M-rated requests. Please only give me T or below. 2) A request can consist of a word (ex: fear), a phrase (ex: Cookies are yummy!), or a situation (ex: Parker and Eliot at a club). 3) To submit a request, simply place it in your review. I fulfill requests in the order they were submitted. Thanks! If you have time please review/request!
