Neon Blue Boxers

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"ELIZABETH IVY O'CONNOR! WHY IS THERE TWO BOYS IN YOUR BED!" I shot up in the bed, rubbing my eye's "AND WHY ARE THEY HALF NAKED!"

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My eyes focused to find Jasmine standing at the foot of the huge bed. She was dressed for work. Designer suit and expensive, black high heals. Everything went quiet, until Johnny ran into the room, wearing neon blue boxers and holding a glass-bottle of milk.

"You're giving out to me about half naked men..." I began eyeing her husband.

"We're Married" Jasmine snapped, her nostrils flared "EXPLAIN now!"

Blaise sat up quickly, the red blanket was around our hips. "I'm Bliase Zabini " He announced "And that's Theodore Nott " Theo was sleeping over of the covers with my magical earphone blasting music into his ears. He had said with a grin last night "Better hae me ower th' covers. Jist in case ye case, Looks weird if aw thee ay us waur in the bed together " Blaise and I both knew it was really because he was too lazy to get under the covers.

Jasmine's face softened "You the boy that we met in Rome? " She asked. Johnny was shaking his head behind her, he recognized Bliase.

"Yes he is! " I said quickly "And He's the one that stayed with me at Killian's, and he's the one that showed me the Colosseum, and he's the..." Johnny held his hands up in the hair in surrender.

"Right so it's a False alarm " Johnny laughed, pulling Jasmine into his chest. "Hunnie, isn't this is just like the time we had Dylan stay... " Jasmine's eyes went wide, this wasn't a story she wanted to be told "You know, with the two twin girls we found in the bed "

"NO, it's not the same " Jasmine half moaned "He slept with them girls " Blaise chuckled at Johnny's flushed face, while I hopped over him and jumped out of the bed. Gross. Jasmine laughed once then looked at me "Sorry "

"How many rooms do you have and you give me this one! " I asked, my face just as flushed as Johnny's. She looked at the ground suddenly very interested in the wooden floor.

"Well we thought that you might be like Dylan, and go out " Johnny grinned. "In this room you can wake us up upstairs"

"Even if it was a Wednesday Night " Jasmine frowned at the two boys again. Blaise quickly kicked Theo. He woke up with a start.

"No, Nae th' blond! " he mumbled. Yawning he opened his eye's. They then widened more when he seen the adults. "Goodmornin', Ah tak' it Ivy has explained 'at we're just friends? " Theodore smiled wide. How was he so cool with all this? Blaise almost wet himself.

"Does our mother know that your best friends aren't English or Irish. But Scottish and Italian? " Jasmine asked. I remember Mam and her used to fight about her having a German best friend, how it was wrong not to have friends closer to home.

"We both live in England " Blaise tried "And I've met your parents " Jasmine nodded once. Then everyone looked at Theodore.

"Aam Tracey & Jason's Nephew " Theodore announced. Johnny nodded, and rubbed his wife's side.

"Did you really think I was going to bring some random boy into your house? " I asked Jasmine hoping that this was all blown over, It was known in our house that Jasmine had a very short tempter, that properly why she went crazy when she seen Theo and Blaise.

"Well " Jasmine sighed "No, it was a bit of a shock to find my baby sister in a bed with two half dressed boys " Johnny kissed her shoulder "I was coming down to tell you that Mam owled last night. Your having lunch with the parents? " she looked at me straight in the eye, like she was trying to tell me something deeper. What does she mean, 'The Parent's' doesn't she mean 'Our Parents'. I was confused, "You know... His.. ." Oh, She meant 'The Wealseys'. I smiled at her, at least she tried. She didn't know how to get her message across because of the two boys. But they already knew so it really didn't matter.

"HA " Theodore laughed lying back down on the sheets.

"Have fun with the Weasley's " Blaise winked at me, grabbing the book he was reading last night from the end table.

"Shut up " I snapped

"Right so you have to met Weasley, out side his shop at twelve. He's going to apparate you to the place " Jasmine said, Then Johnny pulled her out of the room. I heard her whisper "I can't believe that she told them! " And then Johnny mutter back "Oh shush, Your going to be late for work " it was like he was scolding her, Then I heard slap and Jasmine's high pitch giggling.

"UGH " I moaned falling-face first into the Blankets "Lunch with the Parents " I moaned into the sheets

"You have Mr. George too " I lifted my head up to see Blaise wriggle his eyebrows at me "He can't be that bad " he muttered rubbing the sleep from his eyes

"He means at leest yoou'll have a laugh " Theodore grinned at me.

I grabbed a pillow and threw it at Blaise's laughing face before I jumped on the Chuckling Theodore. The room erupted with loud laughter and shouting.

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