''Man poor Kevin.'' Stan said as he left the school alongside Kyle, Kenny and Douchebag. After the cafeteria incident no one had seen Kevin since and now it was the end of the school day.
''Think we should check on him?'' Douchebag asked which made Kenny click his fingers.
''Yeah and then I can ask his sister out to the dance, I've never made out with an Asian chick!'' Kenny exclaimed happily, only for Douchebag to punch him in the face.
''Ouch! DUDE!'' Kenny shouted, only for Douchebag to jump into the air and slam into the ground hard, shattering the pavement and toppling Kenny over.
''GAHG!'' He screamed as Stan looked on. Kyle on the other hand was distracted by a certain someone wearing a blue cap trying to get his attention.
''Um … well … Good luck with that.'' Kyle said making Stan reply with a 'huh?' in surprise.
"I've got to get my homework finished, I'll catch you guys later ok.'' Kyle said as he rushed off leaving Stan and Douchebag confused and Kenny coughing up blood.
''Dude, do you remember Mr. Garrison assigning us home work today?'' Stan asked Douchebag who simply shook his head.
''Hey fellas!'' Shouted Butters at the pair as he walked up to them dressed as a mailman.
''Mailman Butters here fellas, and I've got two letters from your sweethearts to give you.'' He said as he passed them to the boys.
The boys then looked disappointed when they realized it was just a piece of scrap paper with the words 'come to the girls club house later on, once you have done the following' it read as the boys read the instructions their girlfriends had left them.
''Really hope Wendy gives me that make over she's been promising me for doing this. I've not felt pretty since my metro sexual days.'' Stan said as Douchebag looked at him confused.
''Huh?''
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Soon the boys arrived at the girl's secret club, both boys stood in the centre of the room as all of the girls chat amongst themselves.
''The 552nd meeting of the girls is hereby called to order! Sparkle! Sparkle!'' Wendy said as she hit her gravel.
''Sunshine.'' All of the girls chorus.
''Sunshine, sparkle, Esther Stoley has the floor.'' Lola said as everyone turned to her.
''If it please and sparkles with the fellow girls, I vote we do something about that bitch Lola who insulted my twin brother!'' She shouted pounding her fist in anger.
''Sunshine, spark-WAITAMINUTE what did you just call me!?'' Lola said angry.
''You heard me!'' Esther shouted at her as Lola got angrier.
''Well excuse me for being a bit annoyed that no cute guys have asked me to the dance! Is it wrong I want a hot, funny and Orlando Bloom cutie to ask me to the prom?'' She asked the group.
''Sparkle! Yeah it is if you leave him crying by insulting his hobbies.'' Stan pointed out, earning him a chuckle from a few girls.
Lola just looked at him annoyed. ''Seriously what the actual fuck does Wendy see in you? It's pretty evident your gay for Kyle.''
''At least I have a date for the dance you stupid bitch.'' Stan snapped back just as all of the girls began to talk and mumble amongst themselves debating why was this meeting called in the first place, where as Stan and Douchebag looked on confused.
''Stan, what does 'sparkle' actually mean?'' Douchebag asked his friend confused.
Stan simply shrugged with a confused look.
Wendy hit her gravel a few times to get everyone's attention.
''The chair recognizes what Lola did was wrong and almost makes her as bad as Eric Cartman in terms of behavior.'' Wendy said glaring at Lola who simply went ''whatever''.
Jenny Simon then stood up. ''Sunshine, sparkle. Bebe Stevens has the floor.''
''Hey that's my job!'' Lola snapped at her.
''I glitter that Lola should apologize to Kevin Stoley as her actions make the rest of us girls look just as cold hearted and big jerks like the boys.'' She said as Lola shot her a look.
''Well in that case, I glitter that I will only apologize if these two boys help me find a date for the school dance.'' Lola added crossing her arms in defiance.
''Sparkle, sunshine, a motion has been carried that Lola will only apologize if-''
Wendy then hit her gravel annoyed.
''Jenny no offence but we're all here.'' She said with a huff before taking a deep breath. "The chair expected such a request would be made as Lola has done nothing but moan and complain about no boys asking her to the dance, hence why the two honorary members were requested to join.''
Lola raised an eyebrow at the two boys.
''Yuck! I have to choose to go with one of them?'' Lola said disgusted as Douchebag flipped her off.
''Look Lola, some of us thought it would be a good idea if Stan and the new kid did a fact finding mission for us and compiled a list of boys who don't have a date for the dance.'' Wendy pointed out.
''Sunshine, sparkle, Stan Marsh and the dreamy hunk have the floor.'' Annie Knitts said winking at her boyfriend who blushed in returned as the other girls giggled.
Stan rolled his eyes at Douchebag with a smile and pulled out the list the pair had work on.
He coughed first before putting on his reading glasses and then proceeded read it out.
''The three boys who DO NOT have dates for this Friday's dance are Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick and Kevin Stoley. Those are your three choices.'' Stan said in a matter of fact tone as he took off his reading glasses and stuffed the list back into his pocket just as Wendy started hitting her gravel again.
She then leaned down to whisper something to Jenny who then said ''Sunshine, sparkle, Chair woman has the floor.''
''I glitter that Stan Marsh has to keep his reading glasses on as it makes him look super hot.'' She said as Stan blushed bright red and Douchebag giggled alongside all of the girls.
''Uh … Sunshine, sparkle, a motion has been glittered to have Stan Marsh permanent-''
''I heard her Jenny!'' Stan replied as he put his glasses back on.
''Sunshine!'' All of the girls and Douchebag chorus.
Lola on the other hand just looked at the two boys unamused.
''And the 4th choice?'' She asked the pair who just looked at her confused, even making Douchebag scratch his head with a 'WTF?' expression on his face.
''Uh … there is no 4th choice, it's either Kenny, Cartman or Kevin.'' Stan stated firmly, however Lola still looked unamused.
''So yeah … the 4th choice?'' She asked again, looking like she didn't give a flying crap what Stan had just said. "Seriously, I'm okay with going with a murderous, animatronic bear, or a super fast blue hedgehog, or maybe-" She was cut off by the sudden appearance of an old, yellow, animatronic suit that appeared out of thin air with black eyes, which were dotted with white, pinprick pupils. The appearance was followed by a garble of gibberish coming from nowhere. The bear was slouched over like a dead person. Just as quickly as the suit appeared, it vanished into thin air.
"….WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" Stan shouted.
"Oh, don't mind that Stan," Wendy responded. "Our clubhouse was built on the ruins of some old, abandoned pizzeria. Freddy Faz-Something? I don't recall the name that well."
''Wait … someone's going with Dogpoo Petsuki?'' Heidi Turner said as she started to laugh, only for Bebe to snap at her.
''HE'S MY DATE AND HE SAID I HAVE LOVELY EYES!'' She shouted at her before turning her attention to Lola.
''AND THERE IS NO 4TH CHOICE YOU STUPID BITCH!'' Bebe shouted at her in frustration as she just wanted to hang out with Petsuki and have him go on about how lovely her eyes were.
''Ugh well he better be rich Bebe, because that's one hell of a drop after Clyde.'' Lola said flipping her off.
''Lola be nice.'' Jenny said to her in a whisper only for Lola to snap at her too.
''Or what? Your going with Pete 'I crap my pants' Melman of all people. Talk about desperate!'' She said as Jenny looked on shocked as Wendy hit her gravel.
''Order! Order I say!'' She said as Lola turned her attention to her next.
''Oh, want me to bad mouth your lame ass boyfriend next? Ok, let's talk about how much you used to bad mouth him behind his back when he would vomit on you!''
''WHAT!?'' Stan said in shock as Lola continued.
''Oh, and how about Annie's choice in mute freaks who barely talk? Or Emily Anderson who's going with that other poor piece of orphan crap namely Douglas! Heck I bet Kyle is going with Cartman, he was only interesting when we thought he was gay!'' She continued as the other girls started to get more and more angry with her until Douchebag finally lost it.
'THIS IS WHY YOUR DATELESS FOR THE FRIDAY DANCE YOU SHALLOW BITCH!'' He shouted at her in pure rage.
Annie was so worried she rushed over to her boyfriend hoping to calm him down with a gentle hug.
''Shallow?'' Lola whispered in shock. ''The reason no one but Kevin has asked me is because the boys think I'm swallow?''
''YES!'' Stan snaps at her. ''All the guys think your more shallow then the toddler pool at the swimming pool.''
Lola looked around at the angry faces of all of her friends and then too her super best friend Jenny Simon.
She sniffled and then said in a low mumble. ''I'm sorry Jenny, Pete's a nice guy.''
Jenny smiled as she pulled her friend in a hug.
''It's ok, we all get angry, I personally blame Cartman but seriously Lola you should apologize to Kevin and ask him.'' Jenny said as Lola looked at her confused.
''Also if you go with Cartman, I'll motion to have you banned from the girls club for life!'' Jenny then said to her in a angry whisper.
''Actually …'' Lola began biting her lip. ''I was thinking of asking Kenny.''
''You do realize there's a 90% chance Kenny might drug you, right?'' Stan pointed out as Douchebag nodded.
Lola blinked a few times as she considered her options.
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Kenny laid on the ground of the playground clutching his balls in pain as he coughed up blood.
''*Cough* All I asked was if you could invite Jenny for a three way?'' He said as Lola kicked him in the face.
She let out a rather loud sigh and then began to walk away mumbling ''Ok, choice number two.''
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The next day at school Kevin Stoley was minding his own business as he took his books from his locker and was hoping to put yesterday behind him.
However fate had other ideas or namely Stan, Douchebag and a few of the girls who were hiding around the corner ease dropping on them.
''Hey um … Levin-I MEAN Kevin.'' Lola asked him as he turned around confused and slightly angry.
''What do you want?'' He said bitterly as he turned back to his locker trying his best to ignore her.
''Um … look …'' Lola began nervously. ''I'm REALLY, REALLY SORRY about yesterday and I was wondering if I could make it up to you by going to the dance with you. As … As your date I mean, like full on hold hands and dance and maybe … kiss and … stuff.''
Kevin slammed his locker door shut and so loud that the group of kids hiding round the corner nearly jumped out of their skins.
He looked at Lola, his eyes full of mistrust, the expression on his face screaming 'why should I?'
Lola looked at her feet and started to sniffle, her eyes tearing up as it finally hit her how Kevin must of felt yesterday when she was horrible to him.
A tear ran down her cheek as she tried her best to look at him and in a low voice she whispered. ''Please?''
Kevin raised an eyebrow at her, he was confused at the sight of Lola nearly begging for forgiveness. Part of him wanted revenge for the way she humiliated him yesterday whilst the other half felt REALLY bad for her and couldn't stand the sight of her crying.
Kevin relaxed himself a bit more and let out a sigh as he passed her a tissue out of his back pocket.
''I …'' He began with a mumble. ''I hate to see someone crying …'' The two walked into the classroom. "Y-yeah, I'd love to go with you Lola."
"Th-thanks Kevin." Suddenly, the lights began to flicker in an eerie manner.
"What the hell?" Kevin asked. The two turned to look out the window on the classroom door. What appeared to be a purple, bunnie animatronic slid into view. Most, if not its entire face was gutted, revealing the face of its endoskeleton, of which only one of its eyes was lit.
"Oh god! WHY IS THAT THING STILL FOLLOWING ME!?" Lola screamed, suddenly grabbing Kevin and tightly clinging onto him in fear.
"I don't know about you guys," Stan began from his desk. "But I'm not taking chances." With that said, he pulled out an empty Freddy Fazbear head and put it on. Douchebag, Annie, and Wendy proceeded to do the same.
Kevin then grabbed a flash light and then started to flick it on and off and soon the 'thing' was gone.
Lola opened her eyes slowly and said in a whisper, ''Is ... is it gone?'' whilst Kevin started blushing bright red realising she was still clinging to him.
''Yeah it's gone, your saf-'' Kevin began to say only for Lola to pin him to the locker.
''O KEVIN YOU WERE SO BRAVE AND COOL AND ... AND ...'' Lola said as she then proceeded to make out with a very shocked Kevin.
''Wow ...'' Stan said as he took off his mask. ''She works faster then Cartman's mom!'' During this whole ordeal, no one noticed Tweek being chased by a screaming, animatronic fox.