The Friday night dance soon arrived and to say that the kids were excited was an understatement. All of the girls had come in their best dresses whilst the boys went with jeans and their Sunday best shirt, alongside a jacket.

''Hey Annie, what's this dance for anyway?'' A confused Douchebag asked his girlfriend.

Annie simply shrug. ''No idea, they usually just hold the odd one now and again.''

Annie then took his hand and the pair walked over to the large crowd of couples to mingle and gossip.

''Oh wow Craig, it's super cool of you to help Tweek out by taking him to the dance.'' Monica Ryland said as Craig looked slightly bored.

''Yeah … well … he's my friend and all.'' Craig said looking around. ''Speaking of Tweek, any idea where he disappeared too?''

Monica giggled at him. ''The twins from the volleyball team both grabbed an arm and dragged him onto the dance floor. Speaking of dancing, would you … like … to?'' She said holding out her hand.

Craig smiled and took it. ''Sure why not, you only live once.'' And the pair moved to the dance floor.

''Dude Stan did you see that?'' Kenny said as he elbowed his friend in an attempt to get his attention, nearly spilling his drink.

''Kenny what the hell dude?'' Stan asked annoyed alongside a very cross Wendy.

''Craig just got asked to dance by Monica Ryland and Tweek's been dragged onto the dance floor by the twins from the volleyball team! That lucky coffee twitching son of a bitch!'' He exclaimed angrily.

''Kenny!'' Wendy shouted at him. ''They have names you now!''

''Really? What are they?'' He asked as Wendy looked confused.

''I …. I can't remember …'' She mumbled embarrassed.

''Ah who cares?'' Kenny said waving his hand. He suddenly spotted a girl who looked cute. "Man, I'd love to ram that ass!" Stan looked to where Kenny had his eyes.

"Uh… Kenny?"

"Yeah?"

"That's… Your sister." Kenny stood silent for a moment, processing what he just said, before violently throwing up on the floor.

"And you thought me throwing up was bad?" Stan asked Wendy quietly as Kenny straightened up. His eyes wandered somewhere else. ''Ooh! There's Emily Anderson on her own. I heard her mom's an alcoholic so hopefully like mother like daughter.''

''Jesus Christ Kenny your barely 10 years old you perv!'' Stan snapped at his friend as he rolled his eyes in disbelief as he walked away. "You'd think the fact he just accidentally perved on his little sister would have at least done SOMETHING to stop him!"

''I think he's getting worse.'' Wendy said as Stan nodded.

''HHHHHHEEEELLLOOOO Nurse!'' Kenny said as he walked up to Emily raising his eyebrows up and down.

''Oh God get lost McCormick!'' She said as she literally pushed him out of the way.

''Ah come on babe don't be like that, say how about I take you to a Jonas Bros concert? I remember seeing you there when I went with Tammy.'' He said as he sprung up right in front of her.

''Oh please, EVERYONE knows why you took Tammy there pervert.'' Emily said as she attempted to walk away again, only for Kenny to spring up out of nowhere again.

''Ah come on Emily, we have a lot in common, we both have parents who are alcoholics.'' He pointed out just as he felt someone tap him on his shoulder.

''Not now Stan.'' Kenny said waving his hand only for someone to grab it and then twist it around his back.

''OUCH! FUCKING OUCH!'' Kenny wined as he then saw it was Douglas who was trying to get his attention.

''This jerk bothering you Emily?'' An very angry Douglas asked.

''This pervert wanted to take me to a Jonas Bros concert so I could give him a BJ!'' Emily said as Douglas's face went red with rage.

Stan, Wendy, Annie and Douchebag then turned their heads at the sound of someone being punched. They then looked up and saw Kenny flying in the air with a bloody nose as he landed hard into a series of empty tables.

''… Was it something I said?'' Kenny asked from under the pile of broken chairs and tables as the others just shook their heads.

''Well at least Emily and Douglas look happy.'' Annie said with a giggling pointing to a blushing Douglas who had a red lipstick mark on his cheek and Emily holding onto his arm.

''Holy cow what the hell happened to Kenny?'' Kyle ran over concerned holding Bluecap's hand. All of them but Stan had noticed.

''Kenny tried hitting on Emily Anderson who came here with Douglas.'' Stan pointed out, still not noticing his super best friend was holding another boys hand.

Kenny in the time had managed to climb, he brushed off the dirt and dust off his clothes and within seconds spotted Jenny Simon alongside Pete Melman.

''HA! This should be easy.'' He thought as he walked over to the pair.

''HHHHHHEEEELLLOOOO Nurse!'' Kenny said again as he walked up to Jenny who just looked at him disgusted.

''Fuck off Kenny, Lola told me what you said.'' She snapped at him as Pete Melman death glared him.

''Ah come on-ACK!'' Kenny began to say only for Pete to grab him by the throat.

The others then watch as Pete slide Kenny across the floor like a hockey puck as he then slammed into a wall.

''So … uh … Stan I need to talk to you about something.'' Kyle said as he looked at Bluecap with a smile and the pair blushed.

''One second dude.'' Stan said still not noticing the pair. ''Kenny's getting up again.''

''Is he always like this?'' Bluecap asked confused.

Kyle shook his head. 'Not really, Stan usually-''

''No I mean Kenny.'' Bluecap interrupted. ''Is he always such a glutton for punishment?'' He asked just as Kenny spotted Lola alongside Kevin Stoley.

''Well third times the charm.'' Kenny said as he walked up to Lola. ''HHHHHHEEEELLLOOOO Nurse!''

''Ugh, I said 'no' Kenny, get lost!'' She snapped at him just as Kevin reached for his IPad.

''Look Kenny, you can play this new video game I got if you promise to leave us alone tonight.''

"Does it have boobs?"

"….Sure, why the fuck not." Kenny suddenly snatched the Ipad away from Kevin and looked at the screen, noticing that the game only showed a camera feed and was playing a music box style song.

"What the fuck-" Kenny suddenly jumped in horror as the camera feed disappeared and a puppet like creature lunged at the screen with a screech. Kenny dropped the tablet, grabbed his chest, and fell to the ground, his eyes glazing over.

"And that, people, is why you must keep the music box wound up." Kevin said to no one in particular.

"You know Kevin, you may be a total nerd, but you're actually cooler then I thought." Lola said, giving him a peck on the cheek. Kevin's face turned red.

"I-it was nothing really." Suddenly, Lola felt a tap on her shoulder, causing her to turn.

"Alright, seriously!?" Lola snapped as she faced a spectral, ghostly Kenny, who winked at her. However, Kevin pulled out a Ghostbusters trap, which immediately sucked Kenny in.

"Aw, what the fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" The ghost boy screamed as the trap sucked him in before locking.

"Wow, where'd you get that?" Lola asked.

"EBay." Kevin answered simply as the trap shook angrily. Kevin set the trap on the ground and turned back to Lola, neither one of them noticing the puppet from Kevin's game that had jump scared Kenny. Unlike in the game, it now had tears along it's body and was missing half it's face. No one paid attention as the puppet grabbed the trap Kenny was in and vanished with it. Suddenly, the song that was playing changed to one of a slower tempo. Kevin held his hand out to Lola, who took it with a blush on her cheeks. Kevin proceeded to lead her into a slow dance, Douchebag did the same with Annie, Kyle with Bluecap, and Stan with Wendy. Suddenly, Stan and Wendy stopped dancing as Stan felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see the same, damaged bunnie animatronic from earlier.

"H-have y-you seen m-my f-friend Ch-Chicka anywhere?" The rabbit asked, his old voice box causing his speech to glitch and stutter.

"No Bonnie! Get lost!" Wendy snapped. The rabbit turned and walked away, while some other students looked at it with a mixture of confusion and fear. "God, that rabbit always ruins it for me." Wendy sighed.

"You uh… Saw that puppet make off with Kenny too, right?" Stan asked out of nowhere.

"Do you honestly care Stan?"

"…No, not really." Stan answered. Wendy smiled and kissed him as they resumed their dance.

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"Oh Douglas." Emily began. "It was so cool how you threw Kenny like that." Douglas just looked at her like a lovesick puppy.

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"Wow Pete," Jenny whispered. "I didn't realize how strong you were."

"Well, when Eric Cartman unleashes your inner anger, you'll be surprised at how strong you get."

"I hear that!" Jenny squeaked as she kissed him.

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"Tell me more about my eyes." Bebe whispered.

"Uh… I'm kind of running out of material… How about I talk about your majestic, golden hair?" DogPoo asked, causing Bebe to blush.

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"Clyde! Will you please pay attention to me!?" Lisa whined.

"I am babe." Clyde said, his eyes locked on the photo shopped picture of her on his phone.

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"Okay, I'm not going to lie," Kyle began. "I'm pretty amazed NO ONE said anything."

"Yeah, me too." Bluecap answered. "Well, Bebe did offer us twenty dollars to make out in front of her."

"Yeah that was… Was kind of creepy."

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"Hey Kevin?" Lola began. "I'm really sorry for being so mean to you."

"It's okay, I find it near impossible to stay angry at someone as beautiful as you." Lola blushed.

"Oh Kevie…" With that she kissed him.

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"Douchie, I'm so proud of you for giving Lola and Kevin together." Annie whispered as they slow danced.

"I'd do anything for you Annie," Douchebag whispered back. "No matter what."

"Really? Would you journey to the deepest pits of Hell to resurrect Justin Bieber?" At this question, Douchebag's eyes snapped wide open.

"Uh…"

"JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!" A loud shriek came from nowhere as a damaged, female chicken animatronic popped up from out of nowhere, startling the couple. The chicken cleared her throat before speaking again. "Hey, have you guys seen my friend Bonnie anywhere?"

"Uhhh…." Annie said.