The Dragon in the Maelstrom
Chapter 19: Welcome back to Konoha.
Written by Jlargent.
Me: Well here we are with an interlude before the Chunin Exams arc. You know I don't own Naruto or Avatar the Last Airbender in any shape or form so I am immune to any lawsuits.
Azula's POV
We arrive back into Konoha a week later since it took us an additional week since we were traveling at a civilian's pace, while it was nice to see Tsunami again after so long the circumstances weren't. Besides, this is Naruto's home and it wouldn't be right to take him away from his friends Maybe I could invite Tsunami and Inari to visit in the future I thought to myself as we head to the Hokage Tower in order to turn in our mission report.
We walk into the Hokage's office to see Kakashi's team already there demanding a higher rank mission.
"Lord Hokage how else is Sauske to develop his sharingan if we keep doing D-Rank missions?" Kakashi said as we entered before the Hokage could retort.
"Team Seven reporting in. One B-Rank mission complete sir." I spoke earning three looks of disbelief and one look of jealously.
"There's no way in hell your team can even do a D-Rank much less a B-Rank mission Azula." Kakashi said in a somewhat condescending tone as to not invoke the wrath of the Hokage.
Sasuke stepped forward "Lord Hokage I demand that we take a S-Rank mission." Sasuke spoke to the Hokage as though it was an order.
"Yeah! We can handle it." Sakura and Ino spoke at the same time obvious that fan girl instincts were overriding their common sense.
The Hokage frowned "Sasuke you don't have the necessary skills required to perform a S-Rank."
Sasuke stomps his foot "I am the last Uchiha I am an elite and you will give me a S-Rank mission." he said in a threatening manner.
The Hokage did something that no one ever saw coming he stands up and literally slaps Sasuke in the face hard enough to make him stumble back to his teammates and emitting an impressive amount of killing intent that was making Team Eight weak in the knees.
"Listen here Uchiha! I am the HOKAGE! Which means you follow my orders. If I tell you to 'jump' you jump if I tell you to go fuck yourself then you better damn well do it. Azula I'm ordering you to punish Sasuke for talking back to a superior, use any means necessary to drive the point across. And if Team 8 interferes punish them accordingly." he spoke as the look of fear were etched on the faces of Team 8.
Anko grinned evilly "Sasuke I'm going to do something that should've been done to you for a long time coming." she said as she reached into her pouch and pulls out a large wooden paddle with three inch holes in it, and yanks his pants down forcefully. Anko then yanks on his ear hard and forces Sasuke onto her knee and with a resounding clap the paddle connects to Sasuke's bare ass making him yelp in pain.
Thirty minuets later…
Team 8 and Kakashi walk out clutching their respective asses and limp out as I put away the video camera that I had for blackmail proposes. After a half hour of spanking Team 8 walked out with even less dignity than before, though the creepy part was during his spanking Sasuke was screaming "Thank you ma'am may I have some more?" much to our disgust.
"It's official the bastard is gay. Either that or he's a closet sub." Amko muttered as we head towards her favorite Dango shop trying to wash the mental image of Sasuke begging for more spankings.
"My money is on the latter considering how much the civilians worship him." Naruto spoke as Anko placed her order.
"I don't know weather to feel sorry for Ino and Sakura seeing their 'boyfriend' turn out to be gay, or laugh at their misfortune." Hinata said while finishing a cup of tea.
"You might as well laugh since the two of them are in deep denial. Even if you give a mountain's worth of evidence they'll deny it and try to suck on his dick while doing so in a vain attempt to prove that he isn't." Shino intoned.
Naruto coughs catching our attention "You know I just thought of the perfect prank on the both of them." he said as he laid out his plan.
Later that night…
After relaying where Sasuke spent most of his nights at the Broken Kunai getting laid by various men sought Naruto out and demanded to learn his trademark sexy jutsu, naturally their curiosity was piqued and snuck in by using Naruto's sexy jutsu technique but Naruto added an additional seal to it.
"NARUTO! We tried to cancel the stupid jutsu and we can't change back." Ino spoke in a voice similar to that of his father's but was deeper and her new form was that of a male bodybuilders and her ponytail was no longer there instead a crew cut all in all a fairly decent looking male while Sakura on the other hand her male form was as short as Gato fat, and balding, no doubt Naruto intentionally messed up her design.
Naruto was struggling not to laugh at their predicament "It seems that you somehow messed up the seals and you're trapped in those forms. And judging the results I'd say it'll be at least a week before it wears off. Well you might as well get comfortable seeing as you're going to have to adjust having a penis for awhile." Naruto said as he walked away from them, they dropped their heads in defeat and with tears in their eyes slowly walk into the Broken Kunai. I later learned that Ino and Sakura were thrown in jail for fighting in the bar. Turns out that the two of them can't hold their liquor worth shit and started a barroom brawl that ended up having the two of them thrown in jail and the victims including Sasuke in the hospital for various broken bones.
To be continued…
Me: Well that takes care of chapter 19. Next time: The exams begin.
As always Hoody Hoo!