One Piece: Bone-Tickling Torture

One Piece © Oda

Blizzard, Monkey D. Aika, and Kumi © Me

Summary- The girls' panties are missing, and there's only one culprit who could've behind the theft: a certain perverted skeleton.

The following is a request from a friend, newbienovelistRD. Hope you like it! And I'm sorry it's short.

It was a beautiful day aboard the Thousand Sunny. Monkey D. Luffy, Usopp, and Tony-Tony Chopper were fishing for their dinner (since they ate it all and got a good beating from Sanji). So far, they got nothing. Meanwhile, Blizzard was sleeping soundly on the grass deck while Aika sat nearby, brushing Kumi's fur.

"You think something will come up, eventually?" Luffy asked, picking his nose in boredom.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

The pirates and dogs nearly jumped right out of their skins (and fur) upon hearing that scream!

"W-What was that?!" Chopper panicked as he looked around.

"That sounds like Big Sis Nami and Aunt Robin!" Aika added.

Just then, an extremely tall figure fell onto the deck in an attempt to run away, and it is revealed to be none other than Brook.

"Brook?!" Usopp asked. "What are you doing?!"

"D-don't let them catch me!" Brook cried as he tried to run, but then a hand appeared out of the deck and grabbed him by the ankle, stopping him, and not long after, more hands appeared and held him down. The skeleton was trapped.

That's when Nami and Robin entered the scene, and needless to say, both of them looked rather unhappy, and Brook just whimpered in terror upon seeing them.

"WHERE ARE OUR PANTIES, YA PERVERTED BAG OF BONES?!" Nami roared like a lion.

As terrified as he was, Brook tried to play dumb.

"Panties? What panties?" he asked. "I have no idea what you mean!"

"STOP PLAYING DUMB!" Nami barked. "I KNOW YOU STOLE THEM, NOW TELL US WHERE THEY ARE!"

"N-never!" Brook cried.

"You stole the girls' panties, Brook?!" Usopp questioned. "Are you mad, man?!"

"Think of the consequences!" Luffy cried. "THE HORRID CONSQUENCES!"

"They could kill you!" Chopper added. "Even though you're dead, already!"

"It doesn't matter!" Brook shouted. "I won't tell them! I'll never tell! NEVER, I SAY!"

"Damn," Nami cursed. "We gotta find someway to make him talk."

A pause…but then, Blizzard grinned before he walked over to Brook and began to pull off the skeleton's shoes, causing him to gasp.

"W-what are you doing?!" Brook asked.

Blizzard smirked…before he began to lick Brook's toes, and to everyone's surprise…he started to giggle a little.

"What the…?!" Nami questioned.

"Yohohoho…!" Brook chortled. "No! Stop that! It tickles!"

Upon hearing that, everyone gasped in surprise.

"Did I hear right?!" Usopp asked. "Brook is ticklish?!"

"Wow!" Luffy said with his usual grin. "He's actually ticklish! That's so cool!"

"Even though he doesn't have skin!" Chopper added.

"Hey, Kumi!" Blizzard said. "You try it!"

"Okay!" Kumi said before she walked over and began to lick Brook's other foot, causing him to laugh even more.

"Yohohohohoho!" Brook laughed. "No! Stop, please!"

Nami smirked upon seeing this.

"I think we found a way to break him," the navigator said. "Robin?"

"I'm way ahead of you," Robin said as she pulled off Brook's clothes, leaving nothing behind but his bone boxers.

"Pick a body part, guys," Nami said.

"Yay! We get to tickle Brook!" Aika cheered as she turned into her wolf form and began to wave her tail against Brook's ribcage, causing him to laugh even more.

"N-no!" he cried. "Please, not that! Anything but that!"

"Shishishishishi!" Luffy laughed as he began to scribble his fingers against the other side of Brook's chest, and by now, he was laughing loud enough to wake the dead (pun intended).

"Gonna talk yet?" Nami asked.

"N-n-never!" Brook cried.

"Fine," Nami said. "Boys?"

"Sorry, Brook," Usopp said as he held out a feather, "but…it just seems fun."

"Yeah!" Chopper added as he held up a feather, too.

Then, they began to wag the feathers against Brook's legs.

"YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Brook chortled. "S-STOP, NO! PLEASE, STOP!"

"Not until you tell us where our panties are!" Nami said.

"N…never!" Brook panted. "I'll never tell!"

"Stubborn, eh?" Nami asked. "Fine! Have it your way, then!"

Brook gasped in horror as Robin began to use her powers to help tickle him, and before long, the skeleton broke out in absolute guffaw.

"YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" he laughed. "YOHOHOHO! YOHOHOHOHOHOHO! YOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Still not talking, Brook?" Nami asked.

"ALL RIGHT!" he cried. "ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN! I'LL TALK!"

"Ceasefire, everyone," Nami ordered, and soon, the Straw Hats had stopped.

"I…I hid them…in my guitar case," Brook said, breathlessly.

"Thank you," Robin said as she released him. "Was that so hard?"

Brook didn't answer, for he was too busy catching his breath.

"Let this be a lesson to you," Nami said. "NEVER touch a girls' panties!"

"Why does Brook like panties, anyway?" Aika asked.

"You'll learn when you're older, sweetie," Nami answered before she and Robin went to get their "unmentionables" back. As they did, Sanji soon approached, and he did not look the least bit pleased.

"Dammit it to hell, Brook, I knew I couldn't trust you!" the cook said. "I should've done this, myself!"

"I-I'm sorry, Mister Sanji," Brook said as he put his clothes back on.

"You're damn right you're sorry!" Sanji shouted. "Now how am I supposed to see the girls' panties since you botched stealing them for me!"

"You WHAT?!"

Sanji turned to see Nami and Robin, glaring at them.

"Uhh…ladies," Sanji greeted.

"Sanji, you are SO gonna get it!" Nami shouted.

"N-now, now, girls!" Sanji cried. "Let's not be hasty!"

But then, many arms appeared and grabbed him, pinning him to the deck. Not long after, he was stripped of his clothes, leaving just his heart boxers. Not long after, Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, Brook, and Aika stood over him while Blizzard and Kumi sat at his feet. Not long after…the sound of Sanji screaming and laughing filled the air.

"NO! PLEASE, STOP! I BEG OF YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SORRY~!"

Nearby, Zoro and Franky smirked as they watched the show.

"Now this is entertainment," Zoro smirked.

"I hear that, man," Franky agreed before they tipped their drinks to each other.

And from then on, both Brook and Sanji learned a valuable lesson: never touch a girls' panties.

THE END

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