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Remus, Remus, I've Got the Secret Documents!
"Class," started Professor McGonagall, "today we will be taking our quiz on needle transformation. Ms McDonald, will you please pass out the papers?"
As Mary McDonald passed out the quizzes to the Gryiffindor and Hufflepuff first years, James leaned over to Sirius, "You first, Sirius."
"Why me?" Sirius argued.
James sighed, "Because, you seem more like the kind of person to do something like this!"
"Fine," Sirius agreed, "But I don't know an Andre!"
James thought for a moment, "Then say 'Remus, Remus, I've got the secret documents!"
"Okay," Sirius consented.
As Mary dropped the quizzes on Sirius and James' desks, Sirius grabbed his test and stood up.
"REMUS, REMUS, I'VE GOT THE SECRET DOCUMENTS!" Sirius screamed running from the classroom.
As the whole class laughed, Remus looked over at James with a confused look on his face. "James," he said, "Two questions One, why does Sirius want to give me secret documents. And Two, he realizes I'm right here. Right?"
"I'll explain later," James mouthed to Remus.
McGonagall came over to James' desk. "Potter," she said, "Please tell Black you are to be at my office at 6 o'clock tonight."