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On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

Binns passed out the history of magic test. Sirius and James had decided that since Binns was basically clueless to any disturbance, they would have to do this one because even Binns would notice a test the answers like these

Sirius picked up his pencil, smiled and began to write.

Who was the leader of the Goblin revolution?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with my religion.

Who was Queen of the Centaurs in the Golden Age?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with my musical tastes.

When was the Battle of Friensly Hollow?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with my dietary needs.

How did Briger the Magnificent win the throne?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with my contract on the broom I bought last month.

What is secreculagy?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with my bet with Remus that I don't have to use funny words.

Who was the prominent wand maker in 1430?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with my position as awesomest person at Hogwarts.

What town was Gryiffindor born in?

I can not answer this one because it conflicts with my beliefs about blood ties.

What year was Hogwarts formed?

I can not answer this this because it conflicts with my ballerina practice.

Name the 12 old family names of wizardry?

I can not answer this because it conflicts with the fact I will NEVER let the names over the ancient names pass my lips or quill.

What caused the Potter-Black feud of 1100?
I can not answer this because it conflicts with my friendship with James.

James picked up his quill and smiled. This was going to be fun!

1) Who was the leader of the Goblin revolution?

I can answer that because it conflicts with my religion

2) Who was Queen of the Centaurs in the Golden Age?

I can not answer this because if I get it wrong the centaurs could stomp on my face.

3)When was the Battle of Friensly Hollow?

I can not answer this because the name of the battle is stupid. I mean, who would name a place Friensly Hollow.

4) How did Briger the Magnificent win the throne?

I can not answer this no one that vain should win the throne. I mean "the Magnificent" how self-centered!

5)What is secreculagy?

I can not answer this because I no not use words I can not pronounce.

6) Who was the prominent wand maker in 1430?

I can not answer that because no wand maker should be remembered with Ollivander around!

7)What town was Gryiffindor born in?

I can not answer this because Gryffindor is not the one to remember for being born there. I was born there, and I'm WAY cooler.

8)What year was Hogwarts formed?

I can not answer this because I never pay attention to the Sorting Hat's song.

9)Name the 12 old family names of wizardry?

I can not answer that because I am a blood-traitor so I never get invited to the parties.

10)What caused the Potter-Black feud of 1100?

I can not answer that because it is the stupidest feud in history and I refuse the acknowledge it!

` The next day, Binns called James and Sirius to his desk.

"Boys!" the ghost said, having forgotten their names, "What is this?"

Both boys answered in unison, "I can not answer that because it conflicts with the religion!"

This was my favorite to write. Sorry its so short. REVIEW!