Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter. If I did I wouldn't be on fanfiction would I?

Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

It was the first exam of second year and everyone was ready. Well, almost everyone. The whole class was assembled in the Transfiguration class room. That was the whole class minus one Sirius Black. At first that wasn't really much of a surprise. Sirius wasn't one for punctuality and the class assumed that day would be no different than the rest. Well they assumed wrong.

McGonagall walked in the room and made to close the door, only to have a figure dash threw the door and sit down in the seat next to James's. On closer inspection one could see that it was Sirius Black. However, Sirius was only wearing slippers, a bathrobe, and a towel on his head.

"Black! Whatever are you wearing?" McGonagall asked, wondering what ridiculous thing Sirius would say this time.

"Well, Professor. You see, When we woke up this morning, my roommates decided that I take up too much time in the bathroom. But when you really think about it, I need the extra time. I mean look at my hair... Well not my hair today but usually. Well anyway, my hair is perfection. But even though I know you all think well he's Sirius Black. He just naturally looks that good. Alas classmates, my dear professor, it's sadly not true. My good looks take time. And time I did not get this morning. But I guess its not as if they could understand. Anyway, I wanted to make sure I got to your exam on time, because I love you so Minnie. May I call you Minnie? Of course I may. Well Minnie, I threw on the closest robe,seeing as I couldn't find my school one, and rushed right over. So hear I am. Your welcome."

Although McGonagall was used to Sirius's crazy acts, this one was a little shocking. She didn't know what to say except, "DETENTION!"

Sirius smirked, "Minnie, it's not James's fault he doesn't understand my hair needs time. You can't give him detention for that! I mean look at that mess on his head. He obviously doesn't understand proper hair care!"

"DETENTION BLACK!" Minnie and James screamed together.