I havn't wrote any of this in a while...maybe because I have a million essays to do and I really should be doing those instead of this but that isn't to fun. So i forgot where this story going but whatever : D Anyways. I don't own alot in this chapter...Here is the list..
hoist the colors, Captain jack sparrow(very sad about this one),to grandmas house, any twilight things, pranks, and...hmmmm I think that covers it.
Chapter 7: shenanigans
"Yo ho. Yo ho. haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die." I sang as I skipped down the stairs and then conviently running into Seth, almost droppping my amazing bag
"Just the person I was looking for my lovely."
"Well that is good because I was looking for you. And you need to stop watching those pirate movies." Seth grabbed my hand.
"But they are so amazing I can't. I wish I could met Captain Jack Sparrow." I basiclly dragged Seth out the house, across the river and through the woods. To grandmas house we go? Theres a song something like that.
"He is at disney world, we could met him sometime there."
"No no no." I shook my head as I sat on the ground.
"No? I thought you said you wanted to met him. I guess we can get you to met Johnny Depp then." Seth layed on the grass and layed his head on my lap which I then started to play with his soft hair. Like strangly soft. Werido.
"I want to met the real one."
"Love, there is no real Captian Jack Sparrow."
"Love.." I said mocking him "There are were-wolfs and vampires pardon me if I believe that he may be real. Maybe you shouldn't crush people dreams. Do I crush yours? no I do not."
"Actually yes you do." He grinned up at me, but he had a slight smirk that was hidden in there.
"Oh really now. And what would that be?"
"I once had a dream that I would met a nice girl to imprint on. One that didn't beg to put make up on me and take pictures...and send them to everyone in Forks and the Res. One that wasn't distracted and slightly crazy. Specially one that is a vampire." He said trying to not grin...which he was failing massivly at.
"Maybe we should be imprint friends then and you can find your dream girl." I crossed my arms and layed them on his head and pouted.
"Or maybe I realized my dream girl was wrong and the perfect girl is the one using me as a arm rest." Seth laughed. He laugh was amazing and perfect and filled you up. If that was even possiable which of course it wasn't.
"mmhmm anyways...after this serious converstaion when really I just had a simple idea that only Edward knows about because his creepy mind reading gifts. I was bored laying up in my room and i thought...shenanigans. A word I have heard quite a bit in my lifetime but I was never sure what it actually was. So I.."
"Googled it." Seth cut me off. I just ignored his mean little comment.
"googled it and it sad basiclly harmless pranks. So I said to myself. Anna lets get Seth and have some fun because the bad guys will be coming in about 2 days so might as well have fun to ease the tension that is following everyone since that one vamp guy left."
"So basically you wanna pull pranks on people?" Seth concluded. Such a smart young boy he is.
"Yup. Now I made a list of whole. Read." I pulled the list out of my pocket as he read it aloud.
"Paul, Sam, Embry, Jacob, Quil, Emily, Kim(not to mean to the imprints, Scary wolves!) Jared, Leah,Collin, Brady, Rachael, Ryan, Mark, james, Tj, Michael, Emment (We will get him *insert evil face*) D you have ideas for all of them?" Seth asked as he sat up.
"I have ideas." I smirked " They won't be to mean just mean enough.
"Well alot of them will be taking naps right now so that defently works for us. Paul is first. He is working right now so his house is empty."
"Then to Pauls house we must go!" I yelled skipping toward the res.
"Now young Seth, this is a ketcup prank. This are very funny and it will make Paul think his ill. Now I need you to get me two packets of ketcup, the Mcdanks ones. Met me in the bathroom." Seth just grinned and headed to the kicthen as I headed to the bathroom. Once there I opened my amazing bag with much in it, and pulled out a pin and tape and waited for Seth.
"Here you go." He said handing me the packets. I rolled them up like you do with toothpaste and had Seth tape it so it stayed and poked two holes in it.
"So what does this do?" Seth asked me as I placed it in the foot under the toliet seat..of course using toliet paper instead of actually touching the seat.
"One hole will make the ketcup go on his naughty areas, while the other makes very strange stuff in the toliet. Go in the bag and in the bag and get the red box labelled 'shenanigans' Tape on paper by the toliet paper and one on the sink please." Seth did as I said like the good little puppy that he is.
"One down. 17 to go." Seth said grabbing my bag and headed to the next victim of the Shenanigans of Seth and Anna. So proud he knows how to count. I might cry. Not really...I can't.
"Sam, Emily and Ryan. Ryan didnt do much so his will be not very mean and Emily didn't do much."
"Is this about the bonfire?" Seth said finally getting the whole point, revenge. Even if it is a month later. Moo ha ha.
"Maaaayyybee"
"Really love? What am I going to do with you. So Sam will have something decently big then Emily then Ryan. I'm ain't I?"
"Gosh Seth you really need to grow up."
"How am I even being childish?" Seth laughed as he grabbed my hand entering Sam and Emily's house. Whicih thankfull no one was home. Emily and Sam went shopping for something and Ryan went to hang out with friends.
"What about putting moldy food in the fridge?" I suggested as we walked in to the kicthen of their house. It was so small and cute and adorable.
"That would effect all three at once and most of the pack if you think about it."
"It would but Emily would probily be the one to clean it out and I don't want her doing all the work, so maybe stick rotton foon in Ryan room? Then sour stuff on Emily toothbrush and for Sam. Sam hates hot stuff so you could inject really really hot sause in his toothpaste."
"I know where I can find moldy food and I'll go put it in Ryan room." Seth ran out to wherever you find moldy food, I honestly had no idea where it would be. What ever stange ackward kid that one is. I grabbed a cup from one of the cabniets and the hot sause from other and headed to the bathroom. Thankfully Sam and Emily have to different taste in toothpaste and tend to seperate their stuff. I set my magic bag on the floor and pulled out a shot or syringe? what ever it is and also grabbed a lemon heads and stuck it in the water filled cup. I grabbed Sam toothpaste and injected the hot sause, then put it back where he put it. Hopefully he wouldn't notice if its slighly off.
"Hey love. I need a paper and tape." Seth said walking into the bathroom "And we might want to hurry if we are going to do everyone."
"kaykay. Here" I said handing him the paper and watched him run out. I slipped Emily toothbrush into the sour water and passed the time with cleaning up my mess. LAstly putting the paper hiddin but not to hiddin on the bathroom that was done I put away everything and went to find Seth.
"So who is next?" Seth said wrapping my arms around me. What more can a girl ask for in a guy? A guy who makes me happy.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"I think I love you." I smilied up at his huge grin that is almost always on his face.
"Well thats good because I know I love you and you already told me that you loved me, I hope you weren't lying to me then."
"Defently not. I like saying I love you. Even if I didn't believe in it before."
"I'm glad because either way..I would always have loved you."
"To Embry house we go." I said skiping out of Seth embace
Now Embry is living in a house with all the other newbies, besides Ryan, because it is easy to watch them and them to train, even through they don't techilly live here but in a way they do. Confusing right. So Seth and I have pently of people under one house which work great when your trying to hurry. The newbies didn't do much so this is mostly for Embry.
"First step is...let's put salt in all their drinks?" Seth came up with as we walked into the house of many.
"That sounds perfect. We can tape the note to the back of the fridge!" Now what else? We need alot more then just that.
"I got it!" i yelled as I pulled hot peppers, a paint brush and plastic gloves out of my magic bag.
"Love, why do you have so much in that bag of yours?" He stopped what he was doing looking at me strangly
"You never know what you need." I shrugged and then pulled out a knife and started to cut up the peppers and put the jucie in a cup, the one I took from Emily's. She won't miss it, hopefully, She loves me.
"Okay so once your done put on the gloves before you touch any door knobs."
"Whatever crazy lady. I don't think my hands will fit in them." Seth said looking at the gloves. Stupid big hands!
"Deal with it." I said as I ran to the back of the house and started to paint the pepper jucie on the foor knobs on every door in the house. Both sides. One how fun this will be! To bad we won't be able to watch all these but it be fun.
"Okay the gloves fit. I think we should do something with their pillows, they will all be tried tonight after training." SEth told me as I reached the kitchen once again.
"What do you have in mind my lovely evil genuis boy toy?"
"Do you have something in that bag that won't be nocticable on a pillow but it really gross?"
"I have loob. Oh and we can put flour in there shower heads so when they go to wash it off, its just a fail!" Moo hah ha. We are the evil genuis..es? of the world. Whatever were just plain awesome and everyone is jealous.
"Kay I call the showers!" Seth said running out of the room...no joke. He ran from the room, strange kid. Then ran back becasue he forgot the flour then ran out.
I rub a nice amount of loob on the pillows of everyone and left a little paper in each room and head to find Seth done with his task and he was already packed ready to go. NEXT!
"So for Kim we are going to do something simple but yet gross because she was supposed to be on myside and she failed and picked her big dumb imprint over me. So Kim will put her head on a pillow that is filled with mashed potados, one that is filled with holes because I now the colcor of her bed sheets. Her brother, being as nice as he is made us pently of potados and agreed that when she screams he will run in and scream 'Shenanigans From Seth and Anna'." I told Seth as we ran to Kim house. I knew Seth wouldn't talk back so he just barked and hid behind a tree to phase back.
"How long have you been thinking about this?" Seth asked when he returned but sadly with a shirt on. Awww.
"Just since 2 days ago really. I just can get things fast when I don't sleep." I knocked on the door for Mrs. Kim mom to answer the door.
"Hello Anna and Seth. Come in." She ushered us in her lovely home "Would you to have to do anything with the fact that my son is making a load of mashed potodoes and how he actually got that stuff?"
"Actually yes. Kim was a meaner and this is are revenge and your son is so nice to help."
"Whatever you say. He is in the kitchen, just finshing I think." She said before leaving the room to contitneing reading her book.
"Why hello there. I see you are done and ready to put it in the pillow?" I said sitting down at the table next to the huge bowl filled with mashed potaodes.
"Yeah. I have he pillow out here so you know how much to fill it." Kim little brother flung her pillow at me, which I threw at Seth and pulled out the pillow case with all the holes in it.
"Well lets start." Seth said and he grabbed a spoon and started to fill it.
"Kim going to love this." Her brother said a smirk on his face. I really should learn his name but I am honestly to lazy. He is an adorable kid.
"Oh yes she will. Next time she will be on my side and not Jareds." i gave a evil laugh.
"Oh heaven forbid, Someone mean to Annabell." Seth said being over dramtic. As always.
"I know its rude."
"You do know you have like an hour to finsh eveything?" her brother said. Wait thats so not possiable I have like 7 8ish people to prank. Brady and Collin hang out after school so i can double up on them. Maybe Jacob and Quil. i hope I can.
"Hey love. Is Jacob and Quil hanging out today?"
"I don't know. I know Jacob has to work on Quil car."
"Do you have a normal Potaodo. Ill pay for a bag of them but I just don't have time to stop at the store?" i asked kim Brother.
"Umm yeah." He got up and handed me the bag as I handed him the money. "I can finsh up here, go prank the others"
"Are you sure?" They was a quite of big of mess in the kitchen.
"Don't worry." We thanked him and headed to Jacobs house.
"Seth we have to sperate. I am so sorry and I will miss you. You have to make a whole in the potado and put the whisle in it. Then you have to put it in his car pipe. I on the other hand will use my super speed to cut up the potados and hide them all in Jacobs car. He doesn't use it much so when he goes to he will find a nasty smelly car."
"Sounds good. Remember we have to hurry! Met you at Collins house." He said already running away and stripping. Yummy body. But now was not the time to be thinking about the naughty things I want to do with him. It is time to make Jacob car smelly and It won't take long.
"Don't forget the note!"
I hate to rush these, I wish I would have more time to have more plans and funnier but sadly time was not on my side as I had to do everyone before they all caught on. sad faces. Anyways I was done and I knew Seth would be also and already waiting for me.
For the boys I was thinking bananasa and Boligna, both things i had in my magic bag and string. One boy can Have bolinga as decortion while the other can have bananas! Perfect. I told Seth my plan as He headed to Brady house which was just next door to do this plan. Both parents were quite nice and found this to be amauseing and helpped Seth but I other hand had Collins parents who were kinda grumpy, so I just used my vamp skills to sneck in and decortiate his room.
Oh these boys are just going to love our artistic ablitiy! I wrote shenigans in the wall with the bolinga and headed to wait for Seth. He soon came out and a huge grin on his face. Ha he is having as much as I am. Good he needs his mind off the battle coming. All of them do.
"So we have Jared, Leah, Rachael and Emment. Ideas?"
"I was thinkning jared can have dyed purple teeth. Rachael I put bleach in her shampoo and then neon green hair dye in her condion when I was alreay there. Leah can have Orajel in her toothpaste, which we really just have to place the paper and place the toothpaste as I have it already replaced. Emment will have the worst."
"Me to Jareds house, you to mine,then yours and were done."
"let's do this!" I yelled.
Seth and I had to spilt yet again but in order to win we had to. I simplly had to replace the toothpaste and wait for Seth to come and head to my house to do the last one. Emments. His has to be the worst one but I had yet to figure out a prank good enough for him. He doesn't sleep, or use the bathroom, doesn't have to brush his teeth or even shower. Through he does both just not to much. That takes alot of pranks away. I have filling his car with golf balls, wrapping everything in his room in wrapping paper. His cell phone was put in a Germany, the one languge he didn't know. Alarm clock hiddin all over his room to go off. Ballion in his tail pipe so it would go pop, and coloring to his windshields wipers. Covered his walls with sticky notes all saying none to frendly words.I put a huge bear in the middle of his room, complelte with a machine that gives the bear a heart beat and stuff like that. Sticky noted his car. put air horns behind his doors and desk chair. Blocked all the sport channels. For his wall paper is a gay porn couple, all stuff hidden! And put jelly all over the floor(on platisic just for Esme) All the Cullens and a few others helped with it to get it done in such a short time. That just wasn't enough. was it? I guess it was going to be...My mind had no more ideas. That was 14 pranks.
I showed Seth the pranks as I sat down on the couch waiting for everyone to see what Seth and I did today. What an amausing day I have to say. Seth and I just hung out with the Cullens and all the other vamps untill late at night till Bella ran into the living room.
"The wolfs and their imprints are outside and they look pissed." Bella screamed and looked staight at us. "You didn't just prank Em did you?"
"Nope we didn't." I walked out on the porch with Seth and saw the anger faces of the pack. They can't fool me! I know they were amused all the same.
"Ha don't get eaten." Emment said as he walked by me into the house with Roselie.
"ANNABELL! SETH!" Emment yelled when he reached his room.
"Seth run!" I yelled, as Seth phased and we were chased.
Took me forever on the chapter but I got it. I was going to make it longer but these seems decent length and I am always have to read the Hunger Games I guess. So off to read that and Thanks for reading Smiley face.