I woke up this morning feeling like total shit-ballz, probably from the last challenge. After much struggle, I managed to roll out of bed (with bridges help) I threw on a thin, white sweater dress and my black and white knee high stockings before grabbing my boots.
I walked... well It was more like dragged, to the main lodge by Courtney and Bridgett. I didn't even really make it to the table; I fell to the floor asleep by the foot of it.
Everyone had already gathered and was sitting around the termite-infested tables when Chris walked in. "Duncan dude you look like..." he didn't finish commenting on the state of Duncan's mental stability (which was probably a good thing in the long run) and instead he tripped over me.
"What the?!...Oh ...crap" he said as I stood up slowly pushing my sleeves up with a murderous look burning in my eyes. "Wow es you look awful. The nights not treating you well?!" he said with a sarcastic smile. "...Ill make the nights not treat you well if you want!" I said threw my clenched teeth.
"Ha-ha um no thanks i'm good."
I sat back down on the floor and quickly fell over asleep. The next thing I new I was being shaken awake by some one. "Go... away" I growled.
"es its time for the next challenge." They whined.
"What!? But I'm still recovering from the last challenge... ugh what ever I'm coming, I'm coming."
I followed my team to a big glass box. In side the box was some type of court equip with bleachers.
*confessional*
"Great ...sports, I do NOT like sports what so ever." I whined sleepily into the camera before a slumped over unconscious: snoring.
*static*
I walked over to the bleachers that my team sat on and fell over asleep.
I woke up violently with to a ball to the face. "What the fuc..." I say sleepily standing up. "Who threw that ball?!" I screamed.
The room was silent. "It was Tyler..." Sadie whispered to me. I gave her a wink and started to charge at Tyler. "Your dead LOSER boy."
I picked up a ball and chucked it at him. I hit him square in between the legs. He whimpered and fell to the floor. "...Whoa. Esme your in." Courtney said to me. "In what?" I had no clue as to what was going on. Wasn't this the challenge? I was too tired to even care.
"The game."
"No thanks." With that said, I fell back to the bench before she could say any thing else to me.
*Others POV*
The Killer Bass lost two games and just met up in a huddle. "We can't lose another competition. We need strong tough mean players! We need someone who will crush those lame-o gophers into the dirt!" Courtney said. Everyone looked toward Duncan and I. I had begun to drool. "No way I'm not waking them up. They'll kill us," DJ said in fear.
"They won't kill us, they want to win too" Courtney tried to explained.
"Well Duncan might not but… Did you see what es did to Tyler? I think she just might kill us, literally." Harold said. "Hmm you're probably right... sooo go wake them up Harold!" Courtney demands
"Why me?" he asked, "Because you're the worst player and if she dose kill you, you're the only one we can afford to lose." Harold refused to do it so they made a plan.
*Esmes POV*
I woke up again to a stick going up my ass. At first I freaked out thinking I was being raped but then when I saw my team staring at me that fear quickly turned into anger. "Ok I'm really going to kill some one now." I started to walk towards them with my fists raised when Duncan jumped in front of me. "Ok so we are losing and they need our help."
"Our?" I questioned
He rolled his eyes and continued. He told us a plan called crush the new kid. I remember very vividly about when I played that game at st. Jude's correctional detention facility for adolescent women, only... I was the new kid and boy did I get crushed.
We walked out onto the field and I started to zone out. "Focus esme!" some one screamed in my ear when chef blew the whistle. ...OMG chef! "Hey chef!" I screamed but stopped when a ball wised by my head missing me only by centimeters.
"...Oops"
Our plan work well for a while but then some how only Harold ended up on the court.
We're done for. But I wasn't trying to loose another challenge.
"Good night Harold" Duncan said burring his head into his hands.
"Way to be encouraging. COME ON HAROLD DIEING DOSNT HURT THAT BAD! JUST DONT LOOSE!" I screamed across the court.
"Remember the five D's! THE five D's!"
"Oh and I'm not being encouraging" Duncan said sarcastically under his breath. I stuck my tongue out at him and went back to watching the game.
"What are the five D's" Harold called back. Has no one seen dodge ball? "Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and DODGE!" Amazingly Harold dogged all the balls then miraculously caught the last one meaning we had one!
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY" I squealed twirling around in circles.
We ran out of the box screaming HAROLD HAROLD!
"Hey guys party in the girls' cabin tonight!" I shouted. Every one cheered and went their separate ways. I looked around and ran after Duncan. I ran up behind him and jumped on his back.
"What the?! Get off me!" he yelled at me trying to pull me off his back as I wrapped my hand around his neck.
"Hehehe no. I need your help with something?!" I told him "what is it?" he asked still trying to pry me off. "Will you help me get food for tonight? I'm going to ask chef and I'm sure hell say yes, but if he doesn't I'm going to need your ...expertise. Kapesh?!"
"Hmmmm what's in it for me?!" he asked, I pondered over the few items of worth I had to offer. "...A few gummy worms and a pass for not getting your ass kicked?"
He acted like he was thinking it over then said "sure, fine, what ever I don't have anything better to do besides sleep. Which I kind of need but what the heck, ill help you out."
"Yay! SCORE!" I squealed jumping off his back. "Ok follow me."
We sneaked our way over to the lodge where we found chef making tomorrows breakfast. "Hey chef what's up?!" I said walking into the kitchen with Duncan trailing behind.
"Well look who it is the basket case, and a criminal," he said with a slight smile. "Hahaha I am a basket case! Well you see we need your help. I'm planning a party tonight to celebrate our first win. But I can't do that with out food. So we were just wondering if we could raid you and Chris's food tent. Will you hook us up?! PWEEASEE!" I said with a puppy dog pout.
He looked at me and caved. "Mmm sure just stay away from my pie!" he said shooing us away. I ran over and gave him a quick hug before bolting out threw the front door screaming "THANX CHEF YOUR A LIFE SAVER!"
"And DO NOT let Chris catch you!" he screamed after us.
When me and Duncan walked up to Chris's food tent thing, I put my hands up like a gun and started to sing the James bond theme song as I slinked around Duncan looking this way and that.
"What are you doing?" he asked, giving me a weird look. "Being a secret agent. Mission: sweet snagger. Objective: get pass the evil mastermind McClain and take all of the gold located somewhere in a white refrigerated box. Location: food tent." he laughed and started to play along. We snuck up to the tent and saw that Chris was inside. We devised up a plan that involved imaginary helicopters, chain saws, and a party clown.
While the plan went in motion I headed to my designated spot. I stood right in front of the tent door and screamed then ran away and hid behind a bush. I watched as Chris ran out threw the tent door and started too looked around for the screamer. That's when I fell out of the bush into his view and acted like a bear had mauled me.
When he came over to me Duncan sneaked into the tent and started to gather food. I heard some crashing from the tent, which made Chris want to investigate, but I stalled him by screaming again and withering in imaginary pain. When I saw Duncan running out of the back and beckoning me to come, I stood up and ran away.
We watched from our hiding place as Chris walked back into the tent confused to find the whole place trashed. We started to laugh our heads off as me and Duncan ran back to my cabin with the food in hand.
"Hahaha what did you do in there?!" I asked him "oh I just left him a little parting gift." he said with a smirk on his face. "You threw all the food on the ground and knocked over the fridge didn't you?!"
"..Yes! I also set the table on fire."
"You did what?! Oh man that's rich!" I said laughing up a storm.
When we got to my cabin we all started to set up the party. The girls started to arrange the food while Duncan and I set up some tunes.
We had a wicked play-list going so I decided to run to the boys' cabin and get them.
I sneaked up with out them noticing, and then screamed bloody murder. I got the satisfactory of hearing them fall out of their beds and yelling at each other. They all came running out to find little ole' me just standing there looking all innocent. "Party's startin. Are you in or out babies?"
"Oh you know were in!" Geoff cheered as we headed back to the party.
The party started and it was rockin. Duncan and me played dj and took requests and junk but then I new what would really get this party going. I noticed not many people where dancing so I decided to change that.
I put on a dubstep version of lights and that got people grooving a little bit. I took Courtney by the hand and started to dance with her. At first she just stood there awkwardly, "come on baybay lets get jiggy!" She started to dance and eventually the whole cabin was grooving and gridding.
It really was magical. Every one was grooving except one person.
Duncan. Of course.
I walked over and leaned against the wall and stood exactly like he was and scowling exactly like he did. I could feel the tension grow when he faced me. "What?" he said coldly. "Why aren't you dancing?" I asked in my shrink voice, I was even holding my own imaginary note pad and writing imaginary notes.
"I don't dance," he said leaning back against the wall. "Mmhh mmhh yup yup, I see. Well it's very simple what your problem is..." I said like my shrink back at home talked. "You have two left feet!"
He gave me a weird look and said "yeah um no" I giggled and ran over to my iPod speakers. I put on another dubstep song and ran back over. "Ok every one its time to show us what you're made of! Whether you can dance or not, and you will be dancing, give it your all and be your self! Ill show you how it's done." I walked to the middle and every one circled around me.
I started to do some kind of dance that involved a lot of movement from my hips. I pulled Geoff in with me and took his spot in the circle. He started to dance with his hands raised and hips shaken I thought it looked funny. Then he pulled Bridget in and took her spot.
She stood there for a minuet then started to dance all crazy-like "whhoooo! Go bridge!" I yelled. She stopped and switched with Courtney. Courtney didn't really dance she more like ...hopped in circles. But it was cute. Then she switched with Harold. Harold started to do some sweet robot move and I jumped in with him and did it too. He jumped out of the circle leaving me standing there. I felt bad that I had already gone but started to dance any way.
I started to dance like shakera and Madonna by moving my hips a lot and thrusting my chest in the air I laughed when I did this really seductive move and ran to Duncan. I took his arm and pushed him in to the circle. I changed the tunes to a song by miss may I. a song I figured he loosen up too.
He started to sing along and bang his head and jumped up and down, and just like I did with Harold I danced and sang right along side Duncan.
The rest of the night we just laughed and danced some more. It was probably the best innocent party I had ever created! Possibly the only sober party I created.
When the party was over and the boys went back to their cabin, the girls and I had a giggle fest over our most embarrassing moments back at home. Then we went to bed with smiles on our faces.
I'm back sort of. Review please!