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BPOV

When she walked down the concourse she looked like sex on legs, dark and beautiful, like she could be the next black widow. And I do believe any man in that terminal would have begged to be her next victim, maybe some of the women too, but Rose did not give a rat's ass about any of them. The look on her face was of sheer boredom. This is how my girl was. She wore a black mini wrap dress with white polka dots. A blood red scarf adorned her neck like an evil ascot. She wore knee length black boots with tons of silver buckles. Rose's platinum blonde hair was done in a very chic 1950's do. Small silver bats dangled from her ears. Her make-up of black lipstick and smoky eye shadow made her look darkly forbidding. She was pulling her black rolling suitcase behind her and held one of those stiff leashes in front of her; you know the ones that made people believe you were walking an invisible dog.

I giggled and almost snorted at her antics. Edward leaned into my ear and in a semi-serious voice said, "What do I call the dog?"

I lost it then because Edward was just as crazy as she was. Rose walked up to me, dropped the dog and the suitcase, and grabbed me by the face and pulled me into a kiss. No doubt the people looking thought we were lovers, but there was no tongue and we were both trying not to laugh. I pushed her away and slapped her lightly on the face; it sounded harder than it was.

"I haven't seen you in weeks and all I get is your tongue shoved down my throat," I barked at her, pretending to be angry. "When you greet your queen you will grab my ass as well or you will not get the tongue lashing you are wanting later. Do I make myself clear?"

Rose bowed to me and tried to hide the smile on her face. "Yes, my queen. Please forgive me. The next time I promise to greet you properly with the afore mentioned ass grab. Your girl is humbled."

"Very well. Edward! Grab this wench's bags. We have much to teach her and a short amount of time in which to do it. Come, both of you."

Edward, not one to be left out of the act, picked up the bags, and proceeded to throw Rose over his shoulder, careful not to flash the airline patrons Rose's ass, and walked briskly with me to the car. Rose, still in her role, went limp like a rag doll and permitted Edward to carry her out to our car. When we cleared the airline doors, Edward put Rose down and the three of us fell into fits of laughter. Edward loaded Rose's stuff in the back of my truck and then looked at Rose, straight faced and said.

"Would you like your dog to ride in front with you?" We all started laughing again, stomachs starting to hurt (at least for me and Rose) with how hard we were laughing. Rose grabbed the leash and threw it in the back of the truck. "He likes the wind in his fur." She then got into the cab between me and Edward.

"I have missed you so much, B." Rose hugged me and I squeezed her fiercely back then pointed to Edward. "Ok, enough mush. Who is the penis?"

Edward stared at Rose, wide eyed and in disbelief. I laughed at his expression. "Oh, you jealous little harpy. That is my penis, Edward."

Rose looked at Edward critically for a while, giving him the intense once over before she turned those scrutinizing eyes on me. "Since when did Queen Swan get a penis? I thought that she was above the need of a penis."

I smiled wickedly at her. "Oh, my dear Ro, I have found that having a penis has soooo many benefits. Even a queen can be taught something new once in a while."

"Said penis is in the truck with the rest of the group. Could we please quit referring to him by his appendage?" Edward retorted with mock anger and pretended to glare out the front window of the truck.

I reached across Rose and squeezed his hand. "Sorry, baby, you are more than your cock. Rose, this is Edward, and for all intents and purposes he is more than my boyfriend. He is my future, the king of my court, the dark ruler of my heart."

Edward smirked, but still did not look at me, nor did he release my hand. Rose put her hand out for him to shake and he grabbed it with the unoccupied hand. "Nice to meet you, Lord Edward. I am Rose, humble servant of Queen Swan and best friend since ninth grade, was it, poppet?"

I let Edward off not too far from his house because he wanted me to spend some alone time with Rose. I got out of the truck, hugging and kissing him with promises of meeting him in my dreams tonight. We hadn't done that in a while, I missed it, and after my last one I thought maybe he would be able to help me figure out who the shadow man was. Rose and I continued quietly home where I proceeded to help her take her stuff to my room. She was impressed with the décor, but not with the sleeping accommodations.

"You could sleep on the couch upstairs." I smiled at her and batted my eyes. She hit me with my pillow knocking me playfully on my bed. "Why, Ro, getting frisky already. But it's too early for bed."

She hit me again and sat down beside me. "I am so glad I am here, B. This place rocks! It's damp, dank, cloudy with a chance of showers ... and that is just what I got on our way from the airport."

I nodded my head in agreement. "I have been doing a lot of drawing since I got here. There is a great little cemetery just beyond the forest. I think it was here when people first settled, but no one goes there anymore. It is my private court."

"Speaking of court, Lord Edward is extremely wicked."

"Oh, Ro, that man ... You know I was never into the guys in Phoenix."

Rosalie smiled at me and grabbed my hand. "That wasn't a bad thing. You could have ended up with Riley." Then she shook all over. "Or Royce King."

I shook my head sadly. "No, no one made the cut. I was content to be lonely."

"But it looks like you aren't lonely anymore." She smiled and nudged my shoulder. I smiled back at her and she got up and grabbed her suitcase. "I am going to go shower. How about we go into town for a bite to eat? Scare the locals?"

I giggled and agreed. Moments later, she came back out in a pair of black riding pants and a fitted white button up dress shirt with black buttons and accent pieces. It was an outfit I got her from the Heavy Red online collection. Rose Let her hair hang down, but had put on some black and red feathers hanging down. She got a few stares when we arrived in town, but we didn't care. We knew we scared the local gentry, but life would go on for them. We sat in the diner; the waitress smiling politely. I think the only reason we got served is because she knew my father. Over food, I explained about the moviefest the next night, Emmett who is of the jock gentile, and briefly about Alice and Jasper. She was extremely curious about Edward. As she had said, no one had ever interested me before.

We stopped at the local video store and proceeded to get such great hits as "Nightmare Before Christmas", "Sweeny Todd", and "Edward Scissorhands." What can I say, I love me some Johnny Depp! I know at some point I was going to have to ask her about why she was really here. And maybe at some point I would need to tell her about the Yodita, but for right now, I was a girl with her best friend. We were watching movies, eating junk food, and just being our normal weird selves. Tomorrow I would take her to the cemetery so she can experience the beauty for herself, introduce her to my new court (which she definitely has a place in), and take the world one day at a time.

Emmett's POV

I sat there staring at the book my father had given me. I knew what I needed to do. I knew why I needed to do it. What I didn't know was how I was going to do it and if I was able to. I was walking into a den of vampires. My grandpa had died trying to be a vampire hunter, but he knew that they were not your stereotypical vampires. No, in some ways they were a lot worse. I drove into town. I wanted to get some pie at the local diner and think about my moves for tomorrow night. I had to get them to trust me, learn their secrets, and then figure out how to carry out my legacy.

As I pulled in. I notice the Swan girl's truck in the parking lot. I admired her taste in vehicles even if her fashion sense left a lot to be desired. I opened the door and I felt like the wind got knocked out of me. Sitting in a booth with the Swan chick was the most gorgeous, erie looking woman I had ever seen. I didn't realize that I was moving until I reached their table and the Swan girl looked at me.

"Hello, Emmett, how are you?" she asked, but I could only stare at her friend and nod my head. "Are you feeling okay? Should I let Edward know you won't be there for the movie fest tomorrow night?"

That got my attention. I snapped to look at her. Yeah, she was all about the Tim Burton look, but she didn't give off the blood sucking vibe. I knew she was dating their ring leader, but there was something cryptic about her in her own way. "You know about tomorrow night?"

"Yeah, it sounds like a scream. All those classic horror films! Us girls are going to have a sleep over with Alice and make a night out of it." I just stared at her and her smiled faltered. "Is that okay?"

A night with the gorgeous blonde mystery girl while staking out the vampires? I smiled at the Swan girl. "Looking forward to it." And I walked to the counter to order my pie to go.

A/N: Sorry I have been gone a while, but please let me know what you think. Emmett is intriguing, huh? As you noticed, I didn't add any music to this chapter. Tell me what some of your favorite music is. Check out the Heavy Red website: /

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